We're not positive (yet), but the more material we see from 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, the more sure we are that it's going to be the best game ever made. Barring that, it's almost sure to be the best one featuring the theft -- and subsequent retrieval -- of a diamond-encrusted skull by a hardcore rapper (except, of course, for Kid Chameleon).
Things we love: When Fiddy takes a shotgun blast to the chest without flinching; when Fiddy casts his assault rifle aside to kick a guy in the junk and when Fiddy is assaulted by not just a white guy, but (for the benefit of those of you who are not so much with the symbolism) the whitest guy on the face of the Earth. We're betting that guy's name is White E. Theman, but that's just a guess.
That's what I am saying. I was going to buy GTAIV, but not now! IGN is going to have to give Fiddy a 11 when they review this. It looked just as good as GTAIV. Bulletproof was alright, but he was new to this yo. He had to 'peep game'-you suburban boys don't know about this. I read in Jet that he was putting a bunch of his money behind this. The man is on his way to be a billionaire. You never know, he could have David Jaffe working on this. I pity the fools on the board that can't feel Fiddy as an artist like I do. They could be missing out on the game of the year.
The plot? Clearly an international cabal of generic terrorists having been flooding the charts with some fake-ass faux hip-hop, and Fiddy, so outraged at the recycling of his dope beats and rhymes, and also being the best rapper/superspy/bulletproof crack dealer ever, takes umbrage and decides to beat said terrorists down into the ground, using M4's, Black Hawks and whatever other shit he can find. And that's not a bulletproof vest he's wearing; it's a vest made out of all the bullets he's ever taken. The black Hummer is made out of all the RPG's he's ever ducked too.
Did I mention that it's based 100% on ACTUAL REAL EVENTS THAT REALLY HAPPENED AND WERE IN NO WAY MADE UP BY AN EGOTISTICAL EX-CRACK DEALER AND A ROOM FULL OF FAT GAMES DEVELOPERS WITH STONKING CHUBBIES FOR SOME OF THAT REAL-WORLD COD4 ACTION?
the first one was flippin retarded. i mean he takes like 8000 bullets in a level, drinks some Vitamin water, and then hes good for the next round. people will buy it just cause its 50 Cent but i will not be one of them. i scolded my friend for buying the last one, and $5 says he buys this one too.
Now i dont buy 50 music,i dont see his movies and anything BUT I AM DAMN RIGHT BUYING THESE GAME!. Atleast i will if its anything like the trailer.It was the funniest thing ive seen in a long time,i couldnt stop LOLing from deep in my guts .
50 is the new captain america people,hes a minority,an artist and he hates terrorism and the man,so much that he will go to Irak to help the troops.
So 50 got shot and he didnt die. Thats so not realistyic!
Lol come on,you get shot in GTA and you dont die neither right?Are gona make fun out of it too?
I am not saying its wrong to laugh at 50cent ,just saying find the right reasons to LOL about.Like the probable lame storry,expected rap gag cliches and posible bad controls etc.
It looks interesting, but I'm not buying it, no matter how good it might be, because it involves 50 Cent.
The 50 Cent game scenario reminds me of the Sopranos scene where they abduct a famous film writer, portrayed by Timothy Daly, and force him to write their script.
