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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:09PM (Unverified) said

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iam ur # one fan sierra
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:09PM ZEBRA NINER said

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I would be an administrative zombie... since that's what I actually am right now. Sitting at my desk, pretending to work... clicking the refresh button on X3F. Wasn't this supposed to be funny? Turns out it's just sad. :(
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:16PM (Unverified) said

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I would be a... Chef zombie!! Looking for things to cook and eat!! LOL
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:18PM mikepaul said

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If XL doesn't work I can find someone else to wear it, but I wish they'd standardize on XXL for this stuff...
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:29PM Chefmichael21 said

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I would be a ninja zombie without a doubt.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:33PM (Unverified) said

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I would be a pizza delivery zombie
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:35PM Mariuspontmerci said

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office zombie
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:36PM eoyount said

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I would be Zombie Shakespeare from the Simpsons
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:38PM Jonman said

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Disco zombie for the win!
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:40PM DTwirler said

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Whip out my copy of The Zombie Survival Guide.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:41PM The Wicker Man said

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I would be recently seperated zombie who cries cause he misses his family...:(
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:47PM (Unverified) said

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surgeon zombie
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:12PM gorefiendus said

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i would be a hungry zombie, because there would be no more brains to eat :(
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:53PM (Unverified) said

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I'd be that fukn zombie-console-playin-dead-guy from "Shawn of the Dead".
Don't you know!
Even the dead need more than just brains..
I would even chant "games... Games... GAMES.." when walking down the street.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:07PM (Unverified) said

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How about a cowboy/punk/accountant zombie?
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 12:59PM Lokust said

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I would be a zoo keeper zombie and keep all the mexican zombie animals happy. Happy and well fed. *wink*
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:00PM Eyghon8 said

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I would be the "really bad hearing" XXXombie. Other Zombies would say "Brains" and I would think they said "Trains".... trainsss....trainnsss....trains??!
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:00PM (Unverified) said

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I would be a Zombie Zombie
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:00PM charleytony said

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my best guess is that I would end up being a harmless zombie with a giant foam helmet just like in dead rising (the LEGO "hat")
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:04PM (Unverified) said

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I would be an internet surfing zombie, mindlessly on the internet all day. That way my lifestyle doesn't have to change.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:04PM (Unverified) said

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Porno zombies.....yay
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:10PM (Unverified) said

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I would be a zombie chef.So i could cook up some fresh canabalistic dishes.

I would open a restaurant and name it
"Zombie Whore House"

We would offer

Hostesses flesh gambling and fine cooked people.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:28PM TXVelcro said

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I would be a mascot zombie...so when there is a video montage I would be that one zombie that cheers all the other zombies that are eating and chewing away at all the normals out there, and then I could just come up behind them and take my picks of the leftovers
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:11PM clayton2 said

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Ninja Zombie, FTW!
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:18PM sambob117 said

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RODEO CLOWN ZOMBIE
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:23PM (Unverified) said

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I would be Lego Zombie. That way when my limbs decayed and fell off I could replace them with the new ones that still had that freshly dead smell =)
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:19PM (Unverified) said

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mall shopping zombies. Zombies love the mall.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:29PM (Unverified) said

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I wouldn't be a zombie, because I already have a zombie plan ready. Remember it isn't a question of if the zombie apocolypse will happen It's when!
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:44PM (Unverified) said

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I'd be a pretty lazy gamer zombie. I'd sit around on my zombie couch eating brains and playing GTA all day. I'd be a fat zombie, a zombie that appreciates the value of relaxing with a good game while listening to some good music, like White Zombie.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 1:44PM Kraken Kane said

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Kraken Zombie!
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 4:05PM (Unverified) said

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I would be a zombie stripper... they get all the heads.

Really.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 2:00PM (Unverified) said

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a heavy metal zombie, like the guy from Dark Stockers, with my bass and jacket
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 2:15PM (Unverified) said

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Bloger zombie
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 2:27PM Hunter2223 said

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Slow moving Zombie all the way. The Fast Zombies just aren't that frightening.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 2:38PM (Unverified) said

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I'd be Zombie Santa, 'cause there isn't anything more awesome than that.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 2:40PM (Unverified) said

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i'm a pimp zombie
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 2:57PM RaptorJedi said

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I'd be a Robot Zombie Pirate Ninja.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 2:56PM (Unverified) said

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I would be a Gamer Zombie, I'm to busy with GTA IV to eat any brains ,maybe next invasion.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 2:59PM (Unverified) said

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I'd be a zombie with one of those old people rascal scooters. That way, when the other zombies are just walking around all slow, I could wiz by them to get the brains first :)

Seriously, how do people die in those zombie movies when the zombies are usually just limping around aimlessly. RUN IDIOTS! :)
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 3:13PM (Unverified) said

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Ninja Zombie FTW!
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 3:13PM DjDATZ said

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I can haz pleaz?

I'd be a lolcat zombie. W00T
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 3:16PM erubi said

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I would be a pro eater zombie so that my flesh eating skills would be top notch.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 5:34PM (Unverified) said

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I would be the zombie with the fanciest pants in all the land.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 3:48PM (Unverified) said

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Id be a Call of Duty playing Zombie. Instead of eating people, id be tearin em up on live!
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 4:02PM goverland said

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Hello Kitty Zombie, they've almost taken over everything anyways
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 4:15PM aStagnantSleep said

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I'd be a slushie making zombie....mmmm...slushies...
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 4:16PM jigsawhc said

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Zombie King
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 4:17PM arnavdesai said

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XL is too large for me but I want to wear it anyway Gimme!!
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 4:23PM Tegolin said

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An anti-zombie.
I would be a zombie, but not one.
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Posted: Apr 29th 2008 4:31PM stringanomaly said

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Astronaut zombie.
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