Back in March, this realistic depiction
of Mario made us hide beneath our beds, though that was nothing
compared with the horrors
of what followed
Now, some twisted internet japester has reinvented Bowser
in a similar fashion. Gone is the happy-go-lucky Bowser, the ultimately lovable, pantomime-esque villain with an addiction to kidnapping royalty. And in his place? Teeth. Scales.
Leathery flesh. Claws that could rip through a plumber's torso like a warm knife through butter. Please, won't somebody
think of the children us
Creep apprehensively past the break for the full image.