Ryu Hayabusa kicks: Ninja Gaiden steals two soles
Okay, this one's going to write itself, folks. Our tipster, Roger, writes: "My girlfriend recently took a white pair of those vans-style slip-on shoes, and painted good ol' Ryu Hayabusa on them for me against a red rising sun background." He goes on to describe the end result as "OMGWTFBBQAWESOME," which, given the above deviantART image, seems like a comment laced with truth.
Warning: Do not read the last sentence. YOU WILL REGRET IT.
And because you know this post is a shoe-in for stinking footwear puns, you'd best keep a straight face, stop sneakering and galosh over it before the jokes start achille-n you.
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I'd probably place them on a shelf alongside my katana.
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So how is Mr. Peebles doing?
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"MY EYES!!!"
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Sure...whatever you say...
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Payless Shoes Employee> As long as you have no other follow up questions and leave the store after purchasing them... then yes, they do have secret ninja techniques. :p
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Huh that wasn't bad. I think you exaggerated with the warning I mean if it was something like rickroll, bell air'd, chocolate rain but it was just a good ol' pun.
I mean furries by the other hand I think people would burn the whole place down but it was something funny instead.
oh by the way...
THE GAME...You just lost it.
P.S.S I told you this was a trap.
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Although having a girlfriend who would actually do that for you is worth more than the shoes.
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