Ryu Hayabusa kicks: Ninja Gaiden steals two soles
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Okay, this one's going to write itself, folks. Our tipster, Roger, writes: "My girlfriend recently took a white pair of those vans-style slip-on shoes, and painted good ol' Ryu Hayabusa on them for me against a red rising sun background." He goes on to describe the end result as "OMGWTFBBQAWESOME," which, given the above deviantART image, seems like a comment laced with truth.
Warning: Do not read the last sentence. YOU WILL REGRET IT.
And because you know this post is a shoe-in for stinking footwear puns, you'd best keep a straight face, stop sneakering and galosh over it before the jokes start achille-n you.
Reader Comments (28)
Posted: Apr 30th 2008 3:40PM (Unverified) said
I click on the RSS feed and i see this jumnormeous hummingbird.. WTF
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Posted: Apr 30th 2008 4:07PM SoCoolCurt said
lol that Ludwig is certainly a master of Punification Arts. his puns are so corny they are hilarious lol.
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Posted: Apr 30th 2008 3:40PM Korova Pamplona said
Oh, St. Ludwig, its glorious when you puntificate!
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Posted: Apr 30th 2008 3:42PM foxhound said
Customer> So... if I buy these, I'll learn ancient secret ninja techniques and not Narutard hand-gestures, right?
Payless Shoes Employee> As long as you have no other follow up questions and leave the store after purchasing them... then yes, they do have secret ninja techniques. :p
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Payless Shoes Employee> As long as you have no other follow up questions and leave the store after purchasing them... then yes, they do have secret ninja techniques. :p
Posted: Apr 30th 2008 3:59PM (Unverified) said
YES!!! That last sentence is made of win. +7 Internets for Ludwig and one for all his friends.
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Posted: Apr 30th 2008 4:00PM (Unverified) said
You're so corny. Why can't you be straight-laced like all the other bloggers. At least they don't shoehorn as many puns as possible into their posts.
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Posted: Apr 30th 2008 4:39PM (Unverified) said
He's not corny at all, Ludwig is very well heeled.
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Posted: Apr 30th 2008 4:35PM The Wicker Man said
I picture Kietzmann wearing these with a little dress clicking his heels together wishing he was playing 2.
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Posted: Apr 30th 2008 4:40PM (Unverified) said
Warning:IT'S A TRAP.
Huh that wasn't bad. I think you exaggerated with the warning I mean if it was something like rickroll, bell air'd, chocolate rain but it was just a good ol' pun.
I mean furries by the other hand I think people would burn the whole place down but it was something funny instead.
oh by the way...
THE GAME...You just lost it.
P.S.S I told you this was a trap.
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Huh that wasn't bad. I think you exaggerated with the warning I mean if it was something like rickroll, bell air'd, chocolate rain but it was just a good ol' pun.
I mean furries by the other hand I think people would burn the whole place down but it was something funny instead.
oh by the way...
THE GAME...You just lost it.
P.S.S I told you this was a trap.
Posted: Apr 30th 2008 5:50PM (Unverified) said
I can't decide if those are awesome or awful.
Although having a girlfriend who would actually do that for you is worth more than the shoes.
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Although having a girlfriend who would actually do that for you is worth more than the shoes.
Posted: Apr 30th 2008 6:12PM (Unverified) said
I have a pair of god awful Vans, maybe I should do this, too bad I aint got any good paint lying around.
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Posted: Apr 30th 2008 9:08PM hvnlysoldr said
Your warning sucks. My sole was not regretful and quite tasty.
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Posted: May 1st 2008 9:01AM Supermanisdead said
I'd buy them if they didn't have Ryu in the centre. I want rising sun sneakers that ARENT for women!
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