Ryu Hayabusa kicks: Ninja Gaiden steals two soles

by Ludwig Kietzmann { Apr 30th 2008 at 3:30PM }

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Okay, this one's going to write itself, folks. Our tipster, Roger, writes: "My girlfriend recently took a white pair of those vans-style slip-on shoes, and painted good ol' Ryu Hayabusa on them for me against a red rising sun background." He goes on to describe the end result as "OMGWTFBBQAWESOME," which, given the above deviantART image, seems like a comment laced with truth.

Warning: Do not read the last sentence. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

And because you know this post is a shoe-in for stinking footwear puns, you'd best keep a straight face, stop sneakering and galosh over it before the jokes start achille-n you.

Tags: ninja-gaiden, shoes

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

riggs @ Apr 30th 2008 3:35PM

now hes really a SOLE-killer.

Nigeria - MK: 0430-8491-9123 @ Apr 30th 2008 3:36PM

Those look ok, but I wouldn't wear them.

I'd probably place them on a shelf alongside my katana.

deaftly @ Apr 30th 2008 3:36PM

Oh Ludwig you have no sole.

Zertoss @ Apr 30th 2008 3:41PM

Which is why he's so callous.

So how is Mr. Peebles doing?

iag25 @ Apr 30th 2008 3:40PM

I click on the RSS feed and i see this jumnormeous hummingbird.. WTF

TheOverlord#2 can has Mario Karts?(MK:2578-3517-9859) @ Apr 30th 2008 3:40PM

"What's so bad about the last sente......"
"..."
"MY EYES!!!"

PSN: KillaKornbread (the shirt is a lie!) @ Apr 30th 2008 4:07PM

lol that Ludwig is certainly a master of Punification Arts. his puns are so corny they are hilarious lol.

TheOverlord#2 can has Mario Karts?(MK:2578-3517-9859) @ Apr 30th 2008 8:21PM

3 hearts! :D

Cesaria (MKW:2621-2994-1376) @ Apr 30th 2008 9:12PM

Good races last night. Your skills are second to my own. :p

TheOverlord#2 can has Mario Karts?(MK:2578-3517-9859) @ Apr 30th 2008 10:04PM

xP
Sure...whatever you say...

Korova @ Apr 30th 2008 3:40PM

Oh, St. Ludwig, its glorious when you puntificate!

FOXHOUND @ Apr 30th 2008 3:42PM

Customer> So... if I buy these, I'll learn ancient secret ninja techniques and not Narutard hand-gestures, right?
Payless Shoes Employee> As long as you have no other follow up questions and leave the store after purchasing them... then yes, they do have secret ninja techniques. :p

DangerMouse @ Apr 30th 2008 3:52PM

The true Ninja Gay-Den.

brandon_r87 @ Apr 30th 2008 3:59PM

YES!!! That last sentence is made of win. +7 Internets for Ludwig and one for all his friends.

Richard Mitchell @ Apr 30th 2008 4:00PM

You're so corny. Why can't you be straight-laced like all the other bloggers. At least they don't shoehorn as many puns as possible into their posts.

MJ @ Apr 30th 2008 4:39PM

He's not corny at all, Ludwig is very well heeled.

StarFoxA @ Apr 30th 2008 4:06PM

DO WANT

THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Apr 30th 2008 4:35PM

I picture Kietzmann wearing these with a little dress clicking his heels together wishing he was playing 2.

Mr.ESC @ Apr 30th 2008 4:40PM

Warning:IT'S A TRAP.

Huh that wasn't bad. I think you exaggerated with the warning I mean if it was something like rickroll, bell air'd, chocolate rain but it was just a good ol' pun.

I mean furries by the other hand I think people would burn the whole place down but it was something funny instead.

oh by the way...

THE GAME...You just lost it.

P.S.S I told you this was a trap.