Look, folks. We've presented you with many opportunities
to pick up Suda 51's amazing game
for a lot cheaper than the usual $49.99 price tag. Now, Amazon is selling this game at a ridiculously low price of $29.99. That's thirty frickin' dollars. Thirty!
Whatever your excuse for not opening up the Amazon page right now and ordering the game, know this: it isn't a good enough reason. We're serious about this; if you don't own the game and read our site, we're going to call your parental units and rat you out
. That's how serious we are about you needing to buy, and play, this game. Especially when it's this cheap.
[Thanks, Steven! You're a kind and wonderful person!]