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Posted: May 3rd 2008 12:05AM Misfit Toy said

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Grand Theft Auto....wheeeeeee!!!
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 3:06AM BananaBoat said

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If they don't release this as a standalone skin/decal pack, they are idiots. I'd pay...hell...10 bucks? 15 bucks? for a combo GTA IV faceplate/decal set. Mama Mia that's a sexy meataball
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 12:26AM Premature ejaculation man said

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Man...I really don't see why MS didn't release a bundle aswell. Especially with that glossy special edition PRO bundle.

I'd rather that one than say, the yellow simpsons one or the green Halo one (Coulda made that one look a lot better)


What I'm saying is, that looks really kool and I wish I had one.
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 1:24AM RKN said

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I'm pretty sure that Sony managed to snag a deal that only they could have official GTA4 bundles.

But what on Earth are you complaining about? I'm saying this as a PS3 owner/fanboy, we get a lame bundle, you get exclusive DLC and so far better online. In fact, I think it is cheaper for us to buy the PS3 and game separate anyways.
: /
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 12:38AM ubercharged said

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what happened to this weeks joystiq podcast?
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 1:06AM DonaldMick said

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Chris and Justin got whacked and a random cheetah ate Ludwig's internets.

Which sucks because I was going to mentally wordfilter "GTA4" to "Pac-Man".
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 6:34AM Korova Pamplona said

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Yes, I need to know where the podcasts is. gimmeee
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 1:53AM (Unverified) said

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gta4...

facts
#1 i'm playing it on 360 (for the future dlc).
#2 i've purchased & played gta, gta2, gta3, gta3:vc, gta3:sa, gta:liberty city stories
#3 i've never completed a gta game - man, sometimes the missions get stupid hard, and i enjoy cruisin' and killin'
#4 i'm about 5 hours in on the new one

and...i'm not all that impressed. especially for the accolades it's gotten. am i missing something, or is this a prettier version of the exact same game with more cutscenes (man, i hate longass cutscenes...the reason why i will never buy another metal gear game)

i can think of at least 2 or 3 more enjoyable/playable games in the past few months. honestly (and i'm a big fan of pretty much everything rockstar does) - - burnout3 + crackdown = two much more fun game experiences.

please tell me i'm missing something other than a big ol' plateful of HYPE!

in all honesty, i've had at least 5 moments that made me smile b/c of cool little things. i've had exactly zero "wow" moments.
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 2:24AM Premature ejaculation man said

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From what I've played, yes it is a fairly similar game in terms of what you do. I think the "wow" moments are the realism, immersion, physics and NPC behaviour.

I'm very thankful they have multiplayer in there though. Man, is that the most fun experience ever. I found Crackdown to be the best online multiplayer types last year. So many possibilities! I find that GTA has given me what crackdown did but also include much much more enjoyment. But that might be because I can do it with so many more people! =D

But I do understand what you're saying.
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 2:56AM Geist said

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I played at my friend's place for about 5 hours or so, and I feel the same way. I mean, after you get past the fact that civilians now react realistically to getting driven over, I feel like I could play San Andreas and get the same result.
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 3:47AM (Unverified) said

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First off, props to you, Chris, for voicing your opinion about the game without being an asshole about it.

It's a shame you don't enjoy the cutscenes, because ((as the hype-machine suggests)), the storyline in GTA4 far surpasses the other. The "GTA Formula" is very tried and true, so I'm not disappointed that Rockstar didn't stray away from it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Build on it.

Which is what GTA4 is. From the story to the game mechanics ((though I seriously hate driving in this tone)), it is an evolution of the previous games.

Five hours? It is a lot of time, by all means, but you're not even knee deep in the pool yet, man.

Hang in there and just keep an open mind. The "wow" will come.
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 3:58AM (Unverified) said

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That console is sexy. So sexy.

If it were a woman, I'd want to take her out on a date. I'd take her to Honkers for "Touchy Tuesday", only she wouldn't enjoy herself and would tell me to take her home.

On the way home, I'd probably accidentally ram us head on into a parked car, on account on the rain...((And FUC-stephen-KING is it hard to brake in the rain))...ejecting her from the vehicle.

And she wouldn't return any of my calls or messages, always claiming "It's too late, I get up early, call me after six" when really she's avoiding me because because she is a stuck up bit-...

...What was the topic again?
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 6:42AM Korova Pamplona said

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That black screen that pops up between joystiq pages is advertising! 'Stiq! Not only are you dumping advertising on me when I am upvoting stuff and following links to a story, but its completely f'n broken.

Fix it.
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 7:24AM (Unverified) said

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GTA is about as ugly as that Xbox.
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Posted: May 3rd 2008 7:53AM (Unverified) said

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That's one nice 360...
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Posted: May 4th 2008 11:44AM (Unverified) said

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I hear you about hoping the Xbox doesn't break! I have an unplayed copy of GTA4 waiting while I deal with Microsoft customer service. Details at http://www.gromitron.com
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