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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:02PM (Unverified) said

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Poor Balance Board... looks so innocent next to that EA logo.

=p
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:12PM Pojomofo said

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The EA logo looks like its going to gobble up the Wiiboard Pac-man style.
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Posted: May 8th 2008 5:27PM ThornedVenom said

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WOKKA WOKKA or OM NOM NOM ?
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:10PM (Unverified) said

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"Western" cardio workouts? Why does that conjure up images of someone shouting peppy phrases.

"FEEL THE BURN".

...it sounds no where near as relaxed as Wii fit, and that's just going on this short article. Yay for assumptions.
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:15PM (Unverified) said

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Richard Simmons sweating to wii..
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Posted: May 8th 2008 5:28PM ThornedVenom said

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NO PAIN NO GAIN
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:10PM (Unverified) said

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lmao "Made in Germany, you KNOW the Germans always make good stuff!"

SOLD!!!
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:11PM KaneRobot said

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"To the point I'm NICE."
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:39PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Trying to get a nut to move your butt...

Wait, EW!!
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:14PM Pojomofo said

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OMFG PLZ STOP WITH THE C&C MUSIC FACTORY REFERENCES!!!!

I am not getting "Good Vibrations" from where this is going...
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:17PM (Unverified) said

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oh c'mon
Joystiq has lost their objectivity a long time ago it seems, your anger towards wii success is constant and its getting boring...
Seeing latest news, just with the titles or with their picture you are making the statement that "Wii isnt as good as Ps3 or Xbox" but it definetely brings more news than the other two consoles. It is full of shovelware like any popular console, buti t also has a lot of potential that the other two only have in graphics.
Console gaming will remain the same as far as game content, even if they get more "budgety" or with deeper stories, nothing new will come... but with this posibility at least people have other reason to use the console and thats great.
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:22PM Nigeria said

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I didn't see any hostility in the post.

Just words that grew into pretty sentences.
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Posted: May 8th 2008 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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If everyone could just ignore this comment, we would all be doing this article a great favor.

Thanks in advance, fellow commenters.
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:21PM vidguy said

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Somehow I'm envisioning twenty different minigames revolving around step aerobics. How titillating...
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:25PM (Unverified) said

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It's "tit" something for sure! Amirite?! *high fives*
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:55PM samfish said

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Stepaerobics+boob physics could make for a kick ass game.

It'd be like watching Jane fonda's workout videos all over again...except with pixels and polygons.




...and it'd be Samus instead of Jane Fonda.
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Posted: May 8th 2008 4:03PM Pojomofo said

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so basically Metroid + Wiistripper pole = Day one purchase for samfish??
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Posted: May 8th 2008 4:24PM samfish said

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I'd be all over that day 1.
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Posted: May 8th 2008 5:30PM ThornedVenom said

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What about Wiistripper pole + Peach?
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Posted: May 8th 2008 5:30PM ThornedVenom said

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What about Wiistripper pole + Peach?
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Posted: May 8th 2008 5:38PM samfish said

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Peach would be an unlockable. So would Rosalina and Zelda, of course.
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Posted: May 8th 2008 6:14PM Mr Khan said

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The girls of Fire Emblem, I swear there isn't a single unattractive (though that varies greatly) female playable character from that series
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Posted: May 8th 2008 3:27PM (Unverified) said

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Western Cardio... Like you're in a saloon and a drunken Mad Dog Tannen looking guy pointing a gun at your feet where the Wii Fit is yelling "DANCE!" and you have to hop around avoiding the bullets? That kind of Western Cardio?
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Posted: May 8th 2008 5:14PM (Unverified) said

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"intended to make the user sweat while still having fun"

......... so where does the balance board come in there? ;)
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Posted: May 8th 2008 5:40PM Gwr said

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Nice,atleast others are trying stuff with it,and atleast its diferent enough.

Ooh and that samus games,wouldnt it be better on the 360? i mean its got the fanbase for that sort already,look at DOAX2.
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Posted: May 8th 2008 5:26PM LionheartAce said

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So Wii Sweat? GOTY?
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Posted: May 9th 2008 9:23AM (Unverified) said

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Sweat till you bleed?

More like bleed you dry.
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