THQ gets rights to new Marvel brand

Hulk's face on that picture makes me want to kill myself.

Having an angry kid hulk would be okay, it could teach kids about proper anger management. The kind you need when you grow up and see childhood heroes raped for money....

that super squad looks super gay

That smiling little Hulk is pretty disturbing.

The brand of toys itself isn't new as this Joystiq write-up implies. They have actually been out for many years now...only the video game tie-in is actually new. The toy line has been around for almost a decade, actually. I've got a stunted little Captain America figure sitting up on my desk right now even as I type this.

Actually, I do have to give kudos to those CG animated shorts hosted on the Marvel Kids site. Especially the Iron Man ones. I wouldn't mind seeing a light hearted series of that, if they could retain that quality.


"Tony Stark makes you feel...
He’s a cool exec with a heart of steel!
As Iron Man, all jets ablaze,
He’s fighting and smiting with repulsor rays!
Amazing armor! That’s Iron Man!
A blazing power! That’s Iron Man!"

You see? You bastards! You HAD to make Lego Star Wars successful! This is on YOUR HEADS!

*hides his copy of Lego Star Wars*

Why must they ruin Marvel... Why not go and screw up DC or something...
P.S. Why does everyone only have four fingers? You can't do the Spiderman pose with four fingers...

HULK HUUGGGG! Nah,it just doesn't have that same feel to it.

Stan Lee: "Hey True Believer did you ever wish to see the size of your Favorite hero's DONG! Or see the Tightness of your favorite scantly clad Heroine's snatch spreed Eagle for your Amusement!"

Crowd: "WOW YEA!!!!"

Stan LEE: "Well Now you Can with the NEW Marvel WHORED OUT Collection! We've taken some of your favorites.....By favorites we mean who ever we intend on making a movie about right now, and stripped them naked. See Tony Stark with an Iron Dill, See Spider man give Mary Jane the Spider-man. This limited time collection is for he true believer and marvel fan/anybody who just saw the movies and now considers themselves experts on these heroes, in all of us."

Not really cause of these toys mainly cause in the Marvel world now it is a popularity contest and your whole story can be rewritten depending on your new found audience. One minute your an upstanding hero next minute your in marvel Ultimates getting bitch smacked by wolverine, for no apparent reason other than you aren't liked any more. I am just using toys as excuse, I am ashamed, bad geek.

I used to collect these. It's funny because all the characters have smiles on their faces; even the villains. :)

No.