Video: Quake Wars cures 'Projectile Dysfunction'
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Did you know 32.6% of Americans and 39.4% of Europeans suffer from a condition doctors now refer to as Projectile Dysfunction? It's a problem that, if not treated, can cause inner turmoil, relationship issues and a loss of interest in the shooter genre. If you know or are one of the millions who suffer from Projectile Dysfunction, we urge you to talk to your doctor about Stroyent. Stroyent is a topical cream that can only be obtained through any Enemy Territory: Quake Wars purchase and promises to cure your disorder by offering up a shootlicious shooter experience. Please, don't be embarrassed, get the help YOU need today. Also, if you're in the market for a new Human Juicifier, then check out the amazing offer after the break!
Reader Comments (8)
Posted: May 8th 2008 1:14PM (Unverified) said
LOL! However, I don't usually link anal leakage to winning.
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Posted: May 8th 2008 1:13PM (Unverified) said
So, has anyone actually left their number after the beep?
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