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Posted: May 10th 2008 2:11PM (Unverified) said

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Sadly, John Ritter will be the first to bail. Or maybe the Night Court guy.

Tim Curry will never bail.
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Posted: May 11th 2008 8:42AM Ghen said

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BEEP BEEP comtar! They ALL float down here.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 2:18PM (Unverified) said

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gnarly downhill streets!!!
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Posted: May 10th 2008 2:45PM cesaria said

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Thank god there will be gnarly downhill streets! I always felt the Tony Hawk franchise lacked some serious downhill streets that are tubular, rad, and boss.
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Posted: May 11th 2008 1:34PM R V said

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But no bro-tastic ramps and totally sweet halfpipes, dude? wtf
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Posted: May 10th 2008 2:18PM MisterSmith said

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I'm interested in using the balance board for the Wii version.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 4:14PM ThornedVenom said

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Be careful of those urges to pull an ollie.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 2:43PM Metayoshi said

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Oh, It... Such unpleasant childhood memories. Five-year olds shouldn't be allowed to watch that movie. Somehow, my cousins and I happened to watch that movie at such a young age. I hate clowns...
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Posted: May 10th 2008 3:27PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, exact same story here. Older cousins popped it in, and before I knew it I was hiding behind the couch.

My mild fear of clowns isn't going to stop me from watching The Dark Knight though :D
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Posted: May 10th 2008 3:55PM QuePasa87 said

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We all float down here! lol i watched that movie when i was 5 too but i got over the fear of clowns after a few years haha
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Posted: May 12th 2008 4:06PM Larz said

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I watched IT when I was pretty young too... That clown was just plain disturbing. It was hard to be afraid of such a terrible movie though. Stephen King's books just don't translate into movies very well.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 2:43PM cesaria said

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I really hope this is good so that it can be rubbed in the face of every troll who said the balance board is an 'over priced scale.'
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Posted: May 10th 2008 2:46PM (Unverified) said

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Well it is. I don't need to play a slightly toned down version of skate just to stand on a plastic board. It's perfectly fine with a regular controller
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Posted: May 10th 2008 2:54PM cesaria said

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I should have known you'd show up. I think it would be a fun, immersive experience. Just like how the wiimote is much better with FPSs. I'd rather use it than play with toned down controls.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 2:57PM (Unverified) said

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That's fine, all I'm saying is I'll take "toned down controls" over a toned down game. That's much more important to me.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 3:00PM Mr Khan said

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In some cases, the controls make the game, more so than any other part of it

Skateboarding games would fall into this category, i think. So would Jedi games
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Posted: May 10th 2008 4:06PM (Unverified) said

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"I really hope this is good".

Ha yeah right...
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Posted: May 10th 2008 8:57PM cesaria said

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Reserve judgement until you try it yourself. You're just like every cynical bastard online, you form your opinion before without reason and will more than likely keep it no matter what.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 9:10PM (Unverified) said

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Well when you look at it, it's really no different than you liking everything nintendo puts out, just the opposite.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 10:15PM cesaria said

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Proof? Yeah I didn't think so. I like a great deal of genres and franchises outside of Nintendo, and even dislike some Ninty franchises.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 2:47PM Sora said

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That clown looks like Ronald McDonald in the mornings.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 3:02PM Mr Khan said

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Hopefully developers adapt more quickly to the Balance Board than to the Wii-remote, otherwise it won't be until Christmas that we see a Balance Board game that actually works, if the old standard is any indication
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Posted: May 10th 2008 11:41PM Tiptup300 said

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I still haven't found a place where Waggle technology helps the game? All the best games for the wii allow for the gamecube controller to be used.
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Posted: May 11th 2008 11:42AM cesaria said

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Metroid Prime 3, homie. The pointer controls, weapon selection, and removing armor were all way better than using a gamecube pad.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 3:30PM (Unverified) said

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I really want to know if they're throwing away the dual-analog controls in this version. You would think a developer would have the sense to leave it in as an option, but then this *is* EA.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 3:40PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! CLOWN!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

[runs around screaming]



Oh, and not interested in the EA game mentioned.


[keeps running around screaming]
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Posted: May 10th 2008 3:44PM FakeJamaican said

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balance board skate game would be an epic fail...

the board doesn't move...can't do tricks...

surfing would be decent...or Kirby's one button ride a cereal marshmallow racer.....
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Posted: May 10th 2008 4:16PM ThornedVenom said

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Yeah, Guitar Hero was epic fail: you can't strum real notes.


Seriously though, it isn't going to stop a game from being fun.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 3:58PM Tez said

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Brilliant image. Just brilliant.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 4:15PM (Unverified) said

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That shit is now adblocked.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 4:36PM Lijik said

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The last line of this post has gotten me excited over the possibility of a Wii version of Sega's Ollie King.

Probably going to never happen, but it would completely awesome if it did.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 6:19PM Foetoid said

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I still honestly believe that Tony Hawk Downhill Jam on the Wii is the most underrated Wii game there is. I've sunk more hours into that game than any of my other A+ titles simply because it is so much fun to play. It did take a good few hours to get used to the controls, but once you have, it's the best TH game i've ever played, and i've finished every single one except Downhill Jam on the DS.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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"Do they varial?"
"Oh yes, Georgie! They varial. And when you're down here, YOU'LL VARIAL TOO!"

Nope, doesn't do it for me.
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Posted: May 11th 2008 11:39AM cesaria said

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That's why they're in quotations. It's a critique of the jackasses who use those phrases.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 10:30PM cesaria said

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Need a list? I've owned and loved every sytem besides PS2 (borrowed one for awhile), PS3 (getting one for MGS4, FF, ICO), and 360 (saving for one currently :D!) I love Nintendo, but also desire other consoles/experiences. I play 'casual' and 'hardcore' games and respect each for the differing experience I get, which any 'true' gamer understands. I'm not as close minded as you. I love GAMING.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 10:32PM cesaria said

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In reply to my, seemingly, nemesis tmac.
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Posted: May 10th 2008 10:32PM cesaria said

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In reply to my, seemingly, nemesis tmac.
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Posted: May 11th 2008 5:59AM (Unverified) said

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The words "casual" and "hardcore" mean very, very little. And the phrase "true gamer" means absolutely nothing. They're cliched, easy words.
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Posted: May 11th 2008 11:40AM cesaria said

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That's why they're in quotations. It's a critique of the jackasses who use those phrases.
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Posted: May 11th 2008 11:17AM Spiza said

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I wonder why they didn't include the gangbang from the book in the made for TV movie.
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Posted: May 11th 2008 1:50PM (Unverified) said

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Haha, the parody image caught my eye — who made that? It's a work of art.
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Posted: May 11th 2008 11:05PM (Unverified) said

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Totally irrelevant, but anyone who's read the book knows he didn't turn the tea into blood. It's actually much, much worse.
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