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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:04AM Nova Hands said

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What's with the NSFW comment?

Anyway, Ninja Blade sounds promising.
Lips? Not so much...
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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:05AM (Unverified) said

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What's with you reading this when you should be working, KEVIN?
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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:07AM Esat Dedezade said

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Lips - A futuristic survival horror game that is unlike anything you have ever seen before. It is the year 2609 and mankind is hanging on the brink of destuction. The totalitarian regime, known as the Klegroglia is in total control of all humanity. You are an outcast, who lives outside of the one and only remaining human city, Palithanis and you survive in the wilderness.

Now, for some reason, it has fallen upon you to overthrow the evil empire. Your weapons? Your lips. They have become so chapped and rough in the wild, that merely kissing any one in the city will render them to implode.

Play through over 75 hours of lip FPK (First Person Kisser) action, with upgrades such as bad breath bombs and razor teeth.

You are Humanities last hope.

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Ninja Blade - The first game of its kind, you are a ninja blade in this exciting new concept in which you play not as the main protaganist, but as the weapon of the protaganist! Spend hours of the game in total darkness, as you are hidden away in the dark black folds of your ninja owner, hearing all of his movements such as his breathing, fighting, and even his defecation!

These intense moments are broken by your actual use. You will be awe-inspired during fights with which you wil see everything from the blades point of view, including the enemies insides!

Both games coming Fall '09
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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:14AM iHavePants said

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I'd so play the second one!
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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:09AM (Unverified) said

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Lips sounds like a hooker simulator.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:12AM (Unverified) said

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Your "Gore given right" nice. I may have to adopt that phrase and start using it.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:15AM iHavePants said

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Yeh, Firefly ftw.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:12AM Misfit Toy said

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Lips sounds like the first game that Microsoft will be releasing for the Nintendo DS...where you will practice virtual kisses.

Ninja Blade...well duh? It's about some ancient sword that gets stolen by an ancient rival and you have to retrieve from their ancient bad selves. Defend the honor of the family name! All your clan was killed...and now only you remain to reclaim it! Simple.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:15AM (Unverified) said

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Lips?

Clearly a gynaecology sim, like Trauma Center but a little bit ruder.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:18AM (Unverified) said

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LIPS is code name for Perfect Dark 2.

Ninja Blade will be the "hardcore version of Red Steel" feature the new 360 waggle wand.

You are welcome.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:06AM (Unverified) said

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Most Plausible.

+1
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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:23AM Swamp Donkiey said

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All of these games includeing Viva 2 and Scene it 2 will be announced along side the new Microsoft motion controller and will work with it.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:31AM Misfit Toy said

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I'd love to see Microsoft pull a Phil Harrison and pretend they invented the idea...like where Phil showed off the new "innovative not-a-copy-of-wiimote" six axis controller and said rumble was dead at E3 in '05. Ahh...those were the days.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:39AM (Unverified) said

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"...makes shit up. It's your Gore-given right"

Thank you for mixing your personal anti-global warming opinions into your post. Like everyone else here, I come to Joystiq for gaming news AND right wing nonsense.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_opinion_on_climate_change
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Posted: May 12th 2008 9:57AM Knight Marquise said

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Wow. A left winger got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. What he said is true, you're the one projecting...wiki that one.

" "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." -Al Gore

March 9, 1999 interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:00AM Pureshooter said

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Everytime you post on the internet Gore gets a dollar, seing as he is the co-creator.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:08AM (Unverified) said

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Michael, Michael, Michael. Get your head outta your ass.

And Global Warming is a HUUUUUGE Scam. (Ask the Guy whose "house" (compound) in TN uses 30x the energy of the average U.S. Household.

Yeah, it's Gore in case you were curioso.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:38AM (Unverified) said

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You got the real world on my gaming site!

You got a gaming site stuck in my real world!

two great tastes that taste great together!
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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:38AM Hinchy said

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Please, Michael. You're making us liberals look bad.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 11:19AM jumpshot said

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Yeah, because if I want to know the real hard facts of something that's still theory and opinion, Wikipedia is all the proof I need...

Al Gore thinks he had a hand in creating the internet. What you read here was a joke on his lack of knowledge and ego, not for his political affiliation or view on global warming.

man it's cold today.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:19AM chargen said

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Steve was awesome. Joe just sucks. Steve had that "happy stoner" vibe that kids naturally gravitate towards.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm379296256/nm0122886
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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:33AM Pojomofo said

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I would rather have my kids gravitate dorks than drug addicts!
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Posted: May 12th 2008 11:42AM (Unverified) said

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A clue! A clue!
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Posted: May 12th 2008 1:55PM HighFiveJesus said

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who said he was a drug addict, he just had a lot of calming patience and it projected outward and you could feel it.

dude's also got an album which is sweet as hell. if you like the flaming lips/smashing pumpkins, you'd probably dig it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songs_for_Dustmites


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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:20AM benedictm said

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Any game called Lips I am drawn to
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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:26AM Tez said

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Virgin.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:39AM benedictm said

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I am not only not a virgin I am am a card carrying homo. so suck on that. not literally obviously
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Posted: May 12th 2008 11:32AM jumpshot said

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There's a card?
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Posted: May 12th 2008 11:37AM benedictm said

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Yeah.

You have to apply, with references, to the Department of Swishiness.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 11:43AM jumpshot said

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Lol.. nice
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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:31AM Pojomofo said

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Good guesses guys, but I think we go to our thinking chairs and think, think, thiiiinnnnnnk.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 10:54AM Esat Dedezade said

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Thinking chairs? Pffft.

It's all about the thinking grenades.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 11:21AM jumpshot said

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Lol... that's the best thinking mechanism ever.

*boom
Hmm..
*boom
AHHH!
*boom
etc
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Posted: May 12th 2008 11:29AM (Unverified) said

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Lips is a new music game from Microsoft. It'll come with two wireless microphone included. I've read about it in the OXM-Brasil
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Posted: May 12th 2008 12:02PM BlackIceJoe said

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Rumors are saying Lips is a code name for Perfect Dark 2 or if you look at it a different way PD3.

I hope PD does come out I loved the first on the N64 and I also liked the one on the 360 too.

Plus if that is true all Rare needs to do now is make a Killer Instics and I will be really happy.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 12:50PM embassy said

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blue clues reference ftw.

wasnt that guy found, OD'ed on herion in a back alley or something?

guess he was looking for clues....in his last remaining working veins.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 7:05PM (Unverified) said

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urban legend ... though i believed it for a while too.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 1:42PM (Unverified) said

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Lips is a real new controller thing that Microsoft is working on.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 4:00PM kftgr said

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I'd like to slip my Ninja Blade into those Lips.
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Posted: May 12th 2008 4:30PM easo said

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Im trying to tell you guys that ninja blade and lips are the names of Bill Gates pet manbearpig but nobody takes me cereal!!
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Posted: May 12th 2008 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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"Lips"= codename for Blu-Ray drive, as in, they have been keeping their lips sealed about it.

"Ninja Blade"= Wii-mote like controller
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Posted: May 13th 2008 12:54AM (Unverified) said

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I bet fourteen thousand fake dollars that this guy is right on.
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