'Lips' and 'Ninja Blade' also revealed, speculate away!

by Justin McElroy { May 12th 2008 at 8:50AM }

This is the last Microsoft leak story we have to tell you about (at least for now), but it was too interesting to pass up. When one NeoGAF user discovered the treasure trove of data that confirmed both Scene It? 2 and Viva Piñata: Trouble in Paradise on a Microsoft press site, they also found listings for "Lips" and "Ninja Blade," presumably titles to be revealed at tomorrow's Microsoft Gamer's Day '08.

So what could they be? That's the beautiful part: We have absolutely no idea. And as you know, when the internet isn't sure about something, the internet makes shit up. It's your Gore-given right, make sure you exercise it in the comments below with some rampant speculation.

Tags: lips, Microsoft-Gamers-Day-2008, ninja-blade

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Kevin @ May 12th 2008 9:04AM

What's with the NSFW comment?

Anyway, Ninja Blade sounds promising.
Lips? Not so much...

Dick @ May 12th 2008 10:05AM

What's with you reading this when you should be working, KEVIN?

Esat Dedezade @ May 12th 2008 9:07AM

Lips - A futuristic survival horror game that is unlike anything you have ever seen before. It is the year 2609 and mankind is hanging on the brink of destuction. The totalitarian regime, known as the Klegroglia is in total control of all humanity. You are an outcast, who lives outside of the one and only remaining human city, Palithanis and you survive in the wilderness.

Now, for some reason, it has fallen upon you to overthrow the evil empire. Your weapons? Your lips. They have become so chapped and rough in the wild, that merely kissing any one in the city will render them to implode.

Play through over 75 hours of lip FPK (First Person Kisser) action, with upgrades such as bad breath bombs and razor teeth.

You are Humanities last hope.

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Ninja Blade - The first game of its kind, you are a ninja blade in this exciting new concept in which you play not as the main protaganist, but as the weapon of the protaganist! Spend hours of the game in total darkness, as you are hidden away in the dark black folds of your ninja owner, hearing all of his movements such as his breathing, fighting, and even his defecation!

These intense moments are broken by your actual use. You will be awe-inspired during fights with which you wil see everything from the blades point of view, including the enemies insides!

Both games coming Fall '09

Ihavepants @ May 12th 2008 9:14AM

I'd so play the second one!

Jack of All Trades @ May 12th 2008 9:09AM

Lips sounds like a hooker simulator.

tiremfej @ May 12th 2008 9:12AM

Your "Gore given right" nice. I may have to adopt that phrase and start using it.

Ihavepants @ May 12th 2008 9:15AM

Yeh, Firefly ftw.

Misfit Toy @ May 12th 2008 9:12AM

Lips sounds like the first game that Microsoft will be releasing for the Nintendo DS...where you will practice virtual kisses.

Ninja Blade...well duh? It's about some ancient sword that gets stolen by an ancient rival and you have to retrieve from their ancient bad selves. Defend the honor of the family name! All your clan was killed...and now only you remain to reclaim it! Simple.

voodoo_craig @ May 12th 2008 9:15AM

Lips?

Clearly a gynaecology sim, like Trauma Center but a little bit ruder.

Matt B @ May 12th 2008 9:18AM

LIPS is code name for Perfect Dark 2.

Ninja Blade will be the "hardcore version of Red Steel" feature the new 360 waggle wand.

You are welcome.

Dick @ May 12th 2008 10:06AM

Most Plausible.

+1

Swamp Donkey @ May 12th 2008 9:23AM

All of these games includeing Viva 2 and Scene it 2 will be announced along side the new Microsoft motion controller and will work with it.

Misfit Toy @ May 12th 2008 9:31AM

I'd love to see Microsoft pull a Phil Harrison and pretend they invented the idea...like where Phil showed off the new "innovative not-a-copy-of-wiimote" six axis controller and said rumble was dead at E3 in '05. Ahh...those were the days.

michael @ May 12th 2008 9:39AM

"...makes shit up. It's your Gore-given right"

Thank you for mixing your personal anti-global warming opinions into your post. Like everyone else here, I come to Joystiq for gaming news AND right wing nonsense.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_opinion_on_climate_change

Knight Marquise @ May 12th 2008 9:57AM

Wow. A left winger got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. What he said is true, you're the one projecting...wiki that one.

" "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." -Al Gore

March 9, 1999 interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN.

Pureshooter @ May 12th 2008 10:00AM

Everytime you post on the internet Gore gets a dollar, seing as he is the co-creator.

Dick @ May 12th 2008 10:08AM

Michael, Michael, Michael. Get your head outta your ass.

And Global Warming is a HUUUUUGE Scam. (Ask the Guy whose "house" (compound) in TN uses 30x the energy of the average U.S. Household.

Yeah, it's Gore in case you were curioso.

Jack of All Trades @ May 12th 2008 10:38AM

You got the real world on my gaming site!

You got a gaming site stuck in my real world!

two great tastes that taste great together!

Zachary Hinchliffe @ May 12th 2008 10:38AM

Please, Michael. You're making us liberals look bad.

Tim The Enchanter @ May 12th 2008 11:19AM

Yeah, because if I want to know the real hard facts of something that's still theory and opinion, Wikipedia is all the proof I need...

Al Gore thinks he had a hand in creating the internet. What you read here was a joke on his lack of knowledge and ego, not for his political affiliation or view on global warming.

man it's cold today.

Pimliconite @ May 12th 2008 10:19AM

Steve was awesome. Joe just sucks. Steve had that "happy stoner" vibe that kids naturally gravitate towards.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm379296256/nm0122886

PojoMofo @ May 12th 2008 10:33AM

I would rather have my kids gravitate dorks than drug addicts!

Mike @ May 12th 2008 11:42AM

A clue! A clue!

HighFiveJesus @ May 12th 2008 1:55PM

who said he was a drug addict, he just had a lot of calming patience and it projected outward and you could feel it.

dude's also got an album which is sweet as hell. if you like the flaming lips/smashing pumpkins, you'd probably dig it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songs_for_Dustmites

BEN Murray @ May 12th 2008 10:20AM

Any game called Lips I am drawn to

Martez @ May 12th 2008 10:26AM

Virgin.

BEN Murray @ May 12th 2008 10:39AM

I am not only not a virgin I am am a card carrying homo. so suck on that. not literally obviously

Tim The Enchanter @ May 12th 2008 11:32AM

There's a card?

BEN Murray @ May 12th 2008 11:37AM

Yeah.

You have to apply, with references, to the Department of Swishiness.

Tim The Enchanter @ May 12th 2008 11:43AM

Lol.. nice

PojoMofo @ May 12th 2008 10:31AM

Good guesses guys, but I think we go to our thinking chairs and think, think, thiiiinnnnnnk.

Esat Dedezade @ May 12th 2008 10:54AM

Thinking chairs? Pffft.

It's all about the thinking grenades.

Tim The Enchanter @ May 12th 2008 11:21AM

Lol... that's the best thinking mechanism ever.

*boom
Hmm..
*boom
AHHH!
*boom
etc

Sammy Newton @ May 12th 2008 11:29AM

Lips is a new music game from Microsoft. It'll come with two wireless microphone included. I've read about it in the OXM-Brasil

Joe @ May 12th 2008 12:02PM

Rumors are saying Lips is a code name for Perfect Dark 2 or if you look at it a different way PD3.

I hope PD does come out I loved the first on the N64 and I also liked the one on the 360 too.

Plus if that is true all Rare needs to do now is make a Killer Instics and I will be really happy.