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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:04PM Pojomofo said

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I watched the Assult video, not impressed...
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:11PM (Unverified) said

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We get it. Now get out.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:38PM (Unverified) said

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Hey now. Give credit where credit is due. This actually looks very cool. I've always liked Gears of Man-Love. I'll be sure to pick this up for my PC when it comes out.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:20PM (Unverified) said

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I read your comment, not impressed.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:22PM leobebes said

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@el serpiente

I see you sway. Come to the light side my friend. I would welcome you to some 4 on 4 execution matches.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:31PM (Unverified) said

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Now, now leobabies. I'm not going to defile myself or my sacred home with an xbox. But good games are good games and I'm willing to take of the fanboy glasses once in a while when it's warranted.

Plus, I will be divorced if I bring another console into the house.

The most genius thing sony did was to put the bluray inside NOT only to play HD movies, but only so guys could tell their wives they were buying a Bluray player and come home with a ps3 and not have totally lied.

FOOLED YA, BEE-YOTCH! YOU GOES TO BED I PLAY GTA NOW!
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:39PM (Unverified) said

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So true el,

I tell my friends to tell their wives that it is a blu-ray player also. Hell, even if you NEVER play a game on the PS3 it does so much other stuff that it is still worth the money.

It works more often than not, especially if the wife in question sees a Blu-ray movie on my Panny.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 5:22PM Pojomofo said

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I played the first one, loved it. I know longer have a 360 because it died (not RRoD) and Im bitter about it, take my ranting with a grain of salt
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Posted: May 13th 2008 10:26PM (Unverified) said

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Seriously, does anyone like this El Serpiente guy? Acts like a total prick to everyone who isn't in the process of ejaculating over the PS3 or something related.
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Posted: May 14th 2008 11:43AM (Unverified) said

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Still on my jock Zeus? Well, I appreciate your volunteering to be president of the 'El Serpiente Appreciation Society'. Now hop to it and bring me a coffee.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:04PM sifer2400 said

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aprently theres a video some where on the net but i cant seem to find it argggg altho i saw marcus beating the shit out of this one locust with his bare hands
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:06PM MDK2002 said

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gamerscoreblog.com is the video your looking for
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:04PM DericLee said

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I probably spent more time with this game online then with any other(including COD4), I'm really excited for this game.

They need to drop more info on the online modes!
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:05PM MDK2002 said

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when using the new gorgon pistol and i believe when you approach a downed opponent you press B you use the weapon in your hand for a melee finisher. Also when approaching a downed opponent if you press A you will pick them up and use them as a meat shield. Also when approaching a downed opponent if you press X i believe you still do a classic curb stomp. These are all what i believe to happen with the following buttons, i cannot confirm them to be accurate.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:05PM TangoCharlie said

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Why is everything grey and/or brown?
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:05PM Pojomofo said

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have you played Gears of War??
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:08PM TangoCharlie said

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No.

Is there a plot element that explains it?
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:10PM (Unverified) said

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You see my child, WARS are dirty, destructive, and ugly. Go watch Private Ryan and you will see. Explosive residue, debris, burnt out machinery and houses, not to mention DIRT, yknow, the brown stuff on the ground, all contribute to the "brown/grey" look.

Only in Star Wars and Halo is War portrayed as a colorful experience. That is why KZ2 and GEARS look to have so many shades of grey.

If you and others would just take a moment to think, you would have come up with this answer all by yourself w/o me having to explain it to you as if you were a child.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:11PM (Unverified) said

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Hardy har har.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:22PM Demon G Sides said

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And its not. Look at those green trees, that beautiful sunlight.

Idiots.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:33PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Learn from Halo dude, colour sucks in an FPS.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:49PM (Unverified) said

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One more reason as to why so much brown/grey. The soldiers and soldiers equipment need to be camouflaged so that they are harder for the enemy to see. Since dirt is brown smoke is grey and burnt or destroyed machinery is black, what better way to blend in to the surrounding then to mimic the predominant colors?

This is NOT the 17th century when COLOR in War was thought of as a good thing and standing still in a line while being fired upon was considered good military strategy. (I still cannot believe those soldiers had the balls to stand there while getting shot at all the while knowing that if they get injured, a barbaric "Field Hospital" amputation w/o anesthesia awaited them.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:56PM SheppyReturns said

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"One more reason as to why so much brown/grey. The soldiers and soldiers equipment need to be camouflaged so that they are harder for the enemy to see. Since dirt is brown smoke is grey and burnt or destroyed machinery is black, what better way to blend in to the surrounding then to mimic the predominant colors?"

I swear, someone has a stupid fish that they're running around slapping people with....

Blending into the surrounding environments is all fine and dandy, if not for the glow maps applied to Gears armor. Unless they happen to think "LEDs explode all over the battlefield too... so let's all look like meaty dead christmas trees."

Look, not jumping on the "grey brown" rants here. If it's an art style, go with it. Dirty and gritty can be an art style. Nothing wrong with that. Just don't try to make excuses for that style talking about camoflage when all the armor in Gears soldiers all have glowing accents....
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:02PM (Unverified) said

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"when all the armor in Gears soldiers all have glowing accents...."

That would be the shiny/plastic UE3 rearing its shiny head. Perhaps the camo in KZ2 would have been a better example.

So, your new game is nearing release, how many copies will NG2 sell? Do you think it will be considered the greatest action hack/slash that you claim it to be?
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:02PM Obienator said

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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:14PM SheppyReturns said

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I predict Ninja Gaiden 2 will sell 300 million on the first day. The DLC, likewise, will outpace Rock band downloads and people will FIND a way to play Ninja Gaiden 2 online so I can beat GTA IV and COD4 off the top of Live lists as well. I believe the Otaku population in Japan will be urged to buy my game since I will be patrolling Akihabara District on my motorcycle looking for nerds without my game and beating them up for their H-statues money...

Ninja Gaiden 2... record breaker of the century. Christianity should be worried because I plan to sell more copies than the bible...
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:21PM (Unverified) said

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Dont tell me the great Fidlious is complaining about the LED lighting on Gears armor or weapons. Calm the fudge down dude. Its a game.

Plus they look really neat, gee wilakers! :O
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:45PM (Unverified) said

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Fidleous,

LOL man, good stuff.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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Sheppy,

Wipe the dangling pieces of fish hanging off your face.

Every piece of geometry in the game has glowing accents - not just the armour.

Chill the hell out.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 6:36PM (Unverified) said

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because locusts don't bleed rainbows
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Posted: May 13th 2008 6:37PM (Unverified) said

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and the lady in pic 1 has a green background
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:08PM RKN said

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I think we all know this is going to be a fucking kickass game, I'll probably get a 360 later this year to play it and other great games as well.

Its too bad that 360 owners never got the extra content on the PC version which my brother got, why is that since most of the players and fanbase of this series are 360 owners??????????

Wonder if the second will also come to PC with extra content.....
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:11PM DericLee said

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Yeah, but by the time they released the additional PC stuff I had already moved on to new games.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:13PM (Unverified) said

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I know thats not Carmine with the Helmet on because he died, but I'm glad that guys back. Looks awesome and I liked using him in MP.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:23PM (Unverified) said

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Gears of Snore
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:26PM foxhound said

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And that's why condoms were invented.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:30PM (Unverified) said

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Oh, don't be such a fanboy douche. C'mon, "Gears of Snore"...? That's at least a little funny :)
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:35PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Lol, its gears of whore :P

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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:37PM MarkezJM said

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Gears of Yore - A pirate themed version set in the high seas of olden times.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:44PM (Unverified) said

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Rears of Whore?
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Posted: May 13th 2008 3:51PM (Unverified) said

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Gears of Beers, Steers, and Queers.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:01PM (Unverified) said

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Or, how about......

Gears of Kicking the shit out of the PS3 this Holiday Season?

Yeah, lets go with that one. :)
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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Obvious fanboy is obvious
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:05PM (Unverified) said

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Oh c'mon Fenix, did you have to go and Fernando this thread?

Gears will undoubtedly be a HUGE game for the 360, but for me, I will take the plethora of quality AAA games heading the PS3's way this 3rd and 4th quarter over just one HUGE game.

See what you made me do?
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:10PM (Unverified) said

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White Sox you only have yourself to blame.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:12PM (Unverified) said

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White Sox

Dont you dare!!! DONT YOU DARE!!! Lmao...so you want Fernando eh? Heres a piece.

"Gears of War > Resistance 2"

I keed!

LOL! Back to my comment, Its funny because YOU KNOW its true eh White Sox? No worries, hopefully Killzone 2 will deliver.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:15PM (Unverified) said

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Apparently I am going to have to put in "sarcasm" everytime I mean to be sarcastic.

Example
I love the Wii. (sarcasm)
George W. Bush and his Freedom fighting NeoConservatives are true patriots and the greatest Americans ever. (sarcasm)

Fernando's Mullet is a chic magnet. (sarcasm)
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:27PM (Unverified) said

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YES, let's Fernando this thread up some.

KZ>Gears2
R2>Gears2
Both will sell more copies at the Walmart in Jackson Miss. then your pathetic Gears2. I bet you 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000million zillion microsoft points against
$599 US dollars on 1st wiik sales at that Walmart.
Not to mention
LBP
WKS
MGS4
Motorstorm2
blah
bleh
bloh
bluh
this list is way many which greater more than your stupid 360 gears.

HAH
beat that.

and for those of you who are a little s l o
w, this entire post was


wait for it.....
wait for it.....

SARCASTIC.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:32PM (Unverified) said

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Sarcasm tags: Used so even the idiots can comprehend your writing.
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Posted: May 13th 2008 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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Go Sox,

Is "sarcasm" your word-of-the-day or something?
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