Suprising no one, GTA IV blends

by Justin McElroy { May 14th 2008 at 1:00PM }

We love hit web show Will It Blend?, but we're a little worried about this new iteration featuring a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV. All we're saying is that we're going to be heartbroken if a team of moms and politicians re-dub the video to turn it into anti-game violence propaganda. ("Why am I blending GTA? So my kids won't kill people!") But just remember, gang: Tom Dickson would never say that, because he is right and pure and good. So don't be confused.

Also: Of course it blends. What, are you kidding? It. Always. Blends.

[Thanks, Chris]

Tags: grand-theft-auto-iv, gta-iv, gtaiv, will-it-blend

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

NukeAssault @ May 14th 2008 1:06PM

Chuck Norris doesent blend. Hes too manly.

Shmil @ May 14th 2008 1:10PM

I'm willing to bet that Christopher Lambert won't blend too.

FrankTheCrank @ May 14th 2008 2:26PM

Can someone stick the blender guys head in the blender?

superaktieboy @ May 14th 2008 4:44PM

naah chuck norris made the blender, therefore he cannot be blend.. or something :P

Shmil @ May 14th 2008 1:09PM

I got [insert any item here] but I couldn't [insert desired task.] Therefore [item] must be punished. Will it blend? I think I'll press the [relevant pun] button. *BLENDS*
[Second relevant pun] smoke, don't breathe that.

I need to come up with some silly little formulaic joke process that I can use over and over again. Then I can become an internet star too!

Rocketboy @ May 14th 2008 2:43PM

But you didn't, so no-one likes you. We just pity you.

vidGuy @ May 14th 2008 1:10PM

Hate to be the nazi here, but this one bugs me: "surprise".

I want a super strong blender, too!

Maverick Saturn @ May 14th 2008 1:11PM

When will he blend a fanboy :)

GenBanks @ May 14th 2008 2:03PM

When you blend human bodies the mainstream media gets really upset. Stupid mainstream media.

tc @ May 14th 2008 1:12PM

while i hate this blender bender, i'd sure like his job

Yourself @ May 14th 2008 1:22PM

It always blends.

Jetamo @ May 14th 2008 1:24PM

I'd like some sup please.

Hitman101 @ May 14th 2008 1:24PM

Whats a sup?

Neebs @ May 14th 2008 2:32PM

It's like updog.

Yourself @ May 14th 2008 1:24PM

As an aside, has he ever tried to blend his blender? It's like the "can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it" paradox.

CubeGuy @ May 14th 2008 1:40PM

Scary. I was thinking the exact same thing seconds before reading your post.

Luke @ May 14th 2008 3:28PM

I was thinking the exact same things seconds after I read your post. Scary.

butaneko @ May 14th 2008 4:53PM

Or indeed could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

SUPER DESU @ May 14th 2008 1:25PM

Why the blender? I'm sure the 360 would do a better job of chewing up the disc. :p

Maverick Saturn @ May 14th 2008 1:49PM

Unfortunatly, PS2 happens to be the best blender :)

Hala Madrid!! @ May 14th 2008 2:10PM

IF The Xbox360 Chews the discs.

Then the PS3 spits them out and it won't take any other CDs but Blu-Ray movies, then you have to call Sony CS for a repair.(yes it happened to me)

Maverick Saturn @ May 14th 2008 2:16PM

Lol, actually the PS3 suckles like a baby, peacefully and quite, but like a baby, it sometimes doesn't like the food, so you have to make it like it through installation! Eat dammit!!

Hitman101 @ May 14th 2008 1:26PM

A bought the Blendtec blender to make me and my friends some nice tasty Iron Man Purie for the 360.

matt @ May 14th 2008 1:32PM

HA! GTA4 is mediocre at best!

Hitman101 @ May 14th 2008 1:33PM

OBJECTION!!!

Jack (SFC: 4983 4617 3409) @ May 14th 2008 1:44PM

I'LL TAKE THE CASE!

...wait, wrong lawyer ref....

BlaznGoldstein @ May 14th 2008 3:56PM

HA HAAA!

Alex @ May 14th 2008 5:38PM

JUSTICE IS SERVED!

God damn thee, GTA IV.

Kevin @ May 14th 2008 1:32PM

The crowbar didn't blend.

Or, more specifically, they won't put things in the blender that it can't eat.

I still want one of those blenders, save the fact that they cost something like $700...

sohcahtoa @ May 14th 2008 1:39PM

come on now joystiq!!! Yahtzee at Zero Punctuation already made a GTA4 Review!!!

And it is a freaking "oresum" review, compared to his recent track record anyway!

NATO_Duke @ May 14th 2008 1:40PM

What!? The coward didn't blend the case....is it to strong for you?

$799.95 for a blender sounds a tad steep to me.

Maverick Saturn @ May 14th 2008 1:51PM

Blend Halo! Then add a pair of glasses, pocket protectors and suspenders to the mix.

Yourself @ May 14th 2008 1:54PM

Halo 3 blended.

ill trooper @ May 14th 2008 2:38PM

Maybe he can blend 'LOLCats' and the volatile reaction will destroy him and his blender as well.

RastamanD @ May 14th 2008 2:15PM

this is why everyone hates us.....we unnecessarily blend shit and make a show out of it. BS

butaneko @ May 14th 2008 2:38PM

Will It Blend?
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2214/blendda1.jpg

Proof of the impact Joystiq has on my psyche. If it's been done before, sue me!

Jaylati @ May 14th 2008 2:42PM

I like when he blends items that are actually questionably able to blend...stuff like this gets boring after a while.

Iridium @ May 14th 2008 2:50PM

I want to know if a Blendtec blender will blend another Blendtec blender.

Benny @ May 14th 2008 3:22PM

Is that really the 360 disc in there? Are we sure GT isn't just using the PS3 disc and lying to us? I don't trust the little scamps on anything anymore...

toppgun @ May 14th 2008 5:29PM

I smell a new car content DLC for GTA 4

BPM [SSBB: 5026 4120 1186] @ May 14th 2008 3:55PM

That'll teach Rockstar to put a 1968 Mustang GT 390 in the next one...

Abortimus Prime @ May 14th 2008 4:20PM

He did this exact same schtick with Halo 3. These videos used to be fun to watch when there was, indeed, still a question over if the featured item would blend. (Golf balls, crowbar, etc.)

What the hell is the point of calling the show "Will it blend" if you're just going to keep blending the same thing?

I propose a new title for the show: "It will blend. The blender costs $300. You will never be able to justify this purchase."