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Posted: May 16th 2008 2:55PM nmezib said

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"difficult decision?" Read: decision as dumb as a hamster's taint.

Golden Axe was a great game in its own right back in the early 90s or so when it was popular, but let's face it, the only reason it was popular was because you could go at it and wallop midgets with a friend sitting (or standing) next to you.

well sometimes good things come to those who wait, and apparently that good thing is co-op: something that should be in there Day 1.

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Posted: May 16th 2008 2:56PM (Unverified) said

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Not too impressive graphically....to put it nice :)
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Posted: May 16th 2008 3:20PM (Unverified) said

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I knew a guy in college who could beat Golden Axe (arcade version) with one hand. There was also a guy who could play pretty well with his feet.
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Posted: May 16th 2008 4:25PM (Unverified) said

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Impressive.

I can type with my nose, just for the record.
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Posted: May 16th 2008 4:55PM Supermanisdead said

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iom tuyoping w9ith ,my hgen itAL;S
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Posted: May 16th 2008 11:58PM CommentSystem said

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no wonder youre typing in shorthand^
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Posted: May 16th 2008 3:21PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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FAIL.

Horrible. I cannot express correctly in words how disgusted I am with this announcement. I was soooo incredibly excited to see a childhood favorite reborn.

A sad day indeed.
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Posted: May 16th 2008 3:24PM (Unverified) said

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That is at least 10 kinds of lame.

I hate how some of these "remakes" totally BUTCHERED the gameplay of old classics just because of their lazyness.
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Posted: May 16th 2008 3:35PM (Unverified) said

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is anyone else noticing lately that game studios are becoming like movie studios?
step 1: buy some old IP nobody is using
step 2: butcher it horribly
step 3: pretend there is profit when its actually an epic fail?
step 4: after the movie (or game) is made when the bad reviews come out plug your ears and say lalala i can't hear you
step 5: go bankrupt, or at very least blame someone else and get them fired
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Posted: May 16th 2008 3:42PM BigD145 said

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You've just described most corporate interests and how they work loopholes in America. The company will go bankrupt and the owner and investors get a payout with very low taxes.
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Posted: May 16th 2008 4:04PM (Unverified) said

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The bad thing is, they'll blame the general public for not buying their craptastic version when they fail to sell enough copies to make a profit.
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Posted: May 27th 2008 5:39AM SpiderKnives said

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Oh what the hell. I've played the whole series and finished every single game. I used to spend a ton of money as a kid on the arcade version (the really awesome one with the brilliant graphics) and later I've used arcade emulators to play it.

But it has always been with a friend.

If they're hoping to cash in on the old fan-base, they fucked up horribly. If they're trying to "recreate" the series for new fans - well, it doesn't have the oldbies' grace. So unless it's proper good, it'll go the same way Gauntlet did.

I'm sorry, I usually never judge a game before I at least see it in action - but what're they going to capital on to make this appeal to Golden Axe fans? Riding dinosaurs?

Oh, ha, wait. Douchebags.
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Posted: May 16th 2008 3:54PM koehler83 said

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Whoa.. that is some looooooow resolution..

Are you sure this isnt for the Wii?
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Posted: May 16th 2008 5:07PM CA said

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This is a SLAP IN THE FACE! Looks bad too...
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Posted: May 16th 2008 5:17PM (Unverified) said

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Nice job fucktards...why don't you make a single player Double Dragon remake while you're at it.
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Posted: May 16th 2008 5:43PM masterinsan0 said

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No co-op? Brilliant, that'll surely cut costs! I also hope to see a Halo game with no multiplayer, a Rock Band sequel played exclusively with the system's normal controller, and a Lego Contra game for pre-schoolers!
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Posted: May 16th 2008 10:18PM (Unverified) said

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doh...

I'm totally antistocial, and I almost never play games with other people... yet even I know that the ONLY reason to play Golden Axe was to play with your mates.

It was probably the only game I ever completed, start to finish, in co-op.
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Posted: May 19th 2008 3:40PM Rahabib said

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was looking forward to it, but now I am not. Helped me save $50
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