Some forgettable characters are mentioned like Bayou Billy and the Noid ... actually, the Noid was awesome! Anyway, we actually wouldn't mind seeing one of the Battletoads in a Super Smash Bros. game. Can you think of any characters who'd be perfect for Super Smash Bros. Rejects? Dig deep into the recesses of your memory and check the periphery for games you barely remember.
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Some forgettable characters are mentioned like Bayou Billy and the Noid ... actually, the Noid was awesome! Anyway, we actually wouldn't mind seeing one of the Battletoads in a Super Smash Bros. game. Can you think of any characters who'd be perfect for Super Smash Bros. Rejects? Dig deep into the recesses of your memory and check the periphery for games you barely remember.
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Posted: May 17th 2008 9:32AM Roofie said
Mega Man! Seriously. People keep bringing him up (I'm using "him" loosely) but it's for very good reason. Mega Man is one of the most iconic video game characters that I can remember, and his abilities/power-ups seem like they would work very well with the SSB style of gameplay.
But other than that, maybe the Duck Hunt dog.
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But other than that, maybe the Duck Hunt dog.
Posted: May 17th 2008 10:42AM (Unverified) said
how bout the Toxic Avenger??? lol of better yet how bout the fat Mario Look-a-like from Ice hockey??? that would be classic.. Would you Like a Cock-Meat Sandwhich.. Chris??... (Herbert the Pervert Voice)
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Posted: May 17th 2008 11:35AM (Unverified) said
Rockman would be insane on a brawler, if implemented on SSBB, they should give you the option to copy the attack of an enemy that you defeat! that way he isn't overpowered (or underpowered like he has in many games)
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Posted: May 18th 2008 2:16AM Ironmanxrs2 said
Am I the only one that played the crap out of Yo Noid!?! You kids dont remember those NES games. Like Yo Noid from Dominos or the Spot from 7up.
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Posted: May 17th 2008 9:43AM (Unverified) said
Michael Jackson, based on his persona from Moonwalker.
The Mega Drive version of Smooth Criminal would be his theme song and the smash ball should be a little white child. If I could kick Toon Link in the balls with Michael Jackson I think I'll be satisfied, as would he, probably.
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The Mega Drive version of Smooth Criminal would be his theme song and the smash ball should be a little white child. If I could kick Toon Link in the balls with Michael Jackson I think I'll be satisfied, as would he, probably.
Posted: May 17th 2008 11:41AM (Unverified) said
If Michael Jackson were in Brawl, then I would almost certainly use Toon Link, Ness, or Lucas against him. I seem to recall that Michael Jackson has fatal weakness to little boys...
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Posted: May 17th 2008 10:09AM CaptainHairy said
Posted: May 17th 2008 10:12AM (Unverified) said
What I find funny is that the more recognizable characters they did were SEGA ones.
Also, I know that there's a number of people out there who would kill for Bayou Billy in any new game.
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Also, I know that there's a number of people out there who would kill for Bayou Billy in any new game.
Posted: May 18th 2008 12:36AM SoCoolCurt said
you know i noticed that too. when i have my friends over for Brawl, i was so surprised to hear them keep asking "what game is he from?" they all knew Sonic and Snake though. i guess its just me being a nerd that i know who all of them are.
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Posted: May 17th 2008 11:17AM (Unverified) said
Damn right!
Same goes for Earthworm Jim, I'm pretty sure HE rejected Nintendo for an appearance in the game.
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Same goes for Earthworm Jim, I'm pretty sure HE rejected Nintendo for an appearance in the game.
Posted: May 17th 2008 11:45AM (Unverified) said
indeed. T&E rocked.
how about those annoying monkeys from monkeyball? titing stages, and the chance to TRY and kick them off the world!
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how about those annoying monkeys from monkeyball? titing stages, and the chance to TRY and kick them off the world!
Posted: May 17th 2008 10:48AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Kratos and Master Chief :)
Finally Kratos will be able to fight Link and Master Chief vs Samus ^^
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Finally Kratos will be able to fight Link and Master Chief vs Samus ^^
Posted: May 17th 2008 10:57AM Premature ejaculation man said
Masterchief: Hold B to dual wield Home-Run-Bats
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Posted: May 17th 2008 11:19AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Lol, what about Kratos, continously bash 'X' to crush your opponent after grabbing them.
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Posted: May 17th 2008 10:49AM (Unverified) said
@TheOverlord#2 you just want to play with your Wiimote to those games... eww. Peach & Daisy?? How bout Claire Redfield or Jill Valentine??? atleast they look like real people.
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Posted: May 17th 2008 4:43PM (Unverified) said
I'd prefer Carl Weathers. I hear he gives pretty inexpesive acting classes.
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Posted: May 18th 2008 1:35AM (Unverified) said
Guess what?
You could play as him in Lethal Weapon for the SNES!
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You could play as him in Lethal Weapon for the SNES!
Posted: May 17th 2008 10:55AM (Unverified) said
From the Nintendo roster, my vote goes to Candy Kong. But if we can get anybody, you have to give shame props to the quintessential shitty game character - Bubsy.
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Posted: May 17th 2008 11:13AM (Unverified) said
Battletoads!?, psh, how about some Ninja Turtles.
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Posted: May 17th 2008 12:15PM (Unverified) said
Where's Simon Belmont from Castlevania?! Dude should be in Smash Bros!
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Posted: May 17th 2008 11:21AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Banjo Kazooee :)
Ratchet and clank or one of em
Crash Bandicoot
Spyro
Gex
Kingsley
Blinx
Theres loads I can think of :O
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Ratchet and clank or one of em
Crash Bandicoot
Spyro
Gex
Kingsley
Blinx
Theres loads I can think of :O
Posted: May 17th 2008 11:46AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Ryu? Thats pushing it a little, we'll end up with an 18+ rated assassination game rather then a friendly beat em up, lol
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Posted: May 17th 2008 11:48AM (Unverified) said
and I thought the day I would finally get to whip Peach would never come....
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Posted: May 17th 2008 12:10PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said
Toejam and Earl and Earthworm Jim are NOT REJECTS.
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