| Mail |
You might also like: WoW Insider, Massively, and more

Reader Comments (24)

Posted: May 20th 2008 11:14PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Marketing... Who'd a thought?
Reply

Posted: May 20th 2008 11:16PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Edit: Who'd a thought that would help sell games?
Reply

Posted: May 20th 2008 11:19PM rokubungi said

  • 2.5 hearts
  • Report
hmmm 'as seen on tv' I must have not stayed awake long enough to see the hamsters life infomercial.

there wouldn't happen to be a rarer version that lets you put the hamster in the microwave is there?
Reply

Posted: May 20th 2008 11:26PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Haven't heard of that one yet, though I'm sure it's in the works. Best way to recoup cost is to reproduce a product, and package it in a way to appeal to specific demographics. In this case, 10-12 year old miscreant boys.

Personally looking forward to "This Is No Life For Gerbilz", "they'll crawl up anything!".
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 8:10AM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Please tell me that game isnt actually real :|
Reply

Posted: May 20th 2008 11:28PM Snipermike said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
I heard the Richard Gere level is shit (pun intended)
Reply

Posted: May 20th 2008 11:39PM Double J said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Ubisoft is probably going to make an MMO based off of the Meerkat Manor license.
Reply

Posted: May 20th 2008 11:51PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Sizable costs, like the huge production values they put into the Imagine Babies cover?

http://www.brainygamer.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/14/babies_4.jpg

(hint: it's made up of images swiped off a stock photo website, without even bothering to pay the license and remove the freaking watermark)
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 12:33AM Vcize said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Wow, is that real? That's pretttttyyy awful.
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 10:56AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Now THAT'S funny...I've been to iStockPhoto.com before for work...Jesus, at least Photoshop out the watermarks!
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 11:09AM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Hahaha, Stockxpert and istockphoto...fantastic job, Ubisoft. Fantastic...

@ xGeneral DEATHx:

The weird thing is the price of both stockxpert and istockphoto images. It wouldn't have cost more 30 bucks, tops, for all of the images (at 300dpi) in that collection...how unprofessional.
Reply

Posted: May 20th 2008 11:56PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Hmmm, I have an idea. If the games cost so much to market, and they are utter crap aimed at people who don't know better (just like pretty much any "girl game", Bratz, Barbie, etc), and you are just not making enough money off of them, then STOP FLOODING THE MARKET WITH THEM!
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 12:16AM arkweld said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
they'd sell more copies of Hamster's Life if they had spelled the title correctly.

It's HAMPSTER dammit.
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 12:24AM Double J said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Quit polluting the internet with your lies. You use the "word" irregardless don't you? *Shakes fist*
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 5:03PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 12:28AM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
A tip to Ubisoft: STOP DOING THEM!
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 12:34AM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
So...
Step 1: Make cruddy game
Step 2: Market it like hell in cartoon Network during the Mr Men show.
Step 3: Moneyz
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 1:00AM Yuccadude said

  • 2.5 hearts
  • Report
It's real, and my brain hurts thinking of why a hamster would need to crochet anything...
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 3:13AM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
I...don't know what the heck this is, but when I read 'As Seen On TV!', I heaved a little.
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 8:30AM BurntMeatloaf said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Ah, so that's why good 3rd party games keep tanking!

Geez, first people complain about soaring development costs, so they move over to the casual arena, and complain about soaring marketing costs.

Hey, guess what? Making a product is difficult and costs money. People actually have to work to earn their profit. Nobody is going to shovel money down your bottomless gullet to make dressed-up crap. Stop banking on a hot new tip or trend thinking that it will be a cash cow and put you on easy street. Focus on a well-balanced strategy.
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 8:59AM samfish said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Publishers: "I'M NOT LISTENINNNNNG! LALALALALA LA LA LA LAAAAA!"
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 9:00AM samfish said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
I don't care what anyone says – Catz 2 is surprisingly entertaining and I LIKE IT, darnit!
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 9:13AM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Alas, it is the real thing. If you go into any Target store you will see an entire rack full of these things. Between the Imagine series, and the anilmalZ (Dogz, Catz, Hamsterz, etc) there are more crappy shovelware titles than you could play without putting a bullet in your skull.

what really gets me is why they all seem to look like absolute ass. If you're going to make a game that sucks, you can at least try and make it pretty.
Reply

Posted: May 21st 2008 5:03PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
This game ruined my childhood. Why didn't my parents get me Hamsters that could knit, read or drink small cocktails?
Reply
Sorry, you must be logged in to leave a comment.

Featured Stories

Rhythm Heaven Fever review: Crazy into you

Posted on Feb 9th 2012 12:00PM

Remedy not done with Alan Wake

Posted on Feb 9th 2012 10:30AM

Engadget

TUAW

Massively

WoW