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Posted: May 21st 2008 12:10AM (Unverified) said

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Who knew a tattoo could actually prevent you from getting laid.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 12:14AM (Unverified) said

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Wow. I'm amazed and scared at the same time
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Posted: May 21st 2008 12:34PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Can someone tell me what I'm looking at exactly? It looks like someone's crotch and legs.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 12:14AM FernandoRocker said

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That's what I'm talking about... appealing characters that will last forever.

Nintendo for life...

=p
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Posted: May 21st 2008 5:46AM (Unverified) said

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Exactly! I lolled when some sony fanboy said that these new, sony exclusive characters are going to have such an impact and long term lasting appeal as these old Nintendo characters.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 8:01AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Is there a gang sign associated with "Nintendo 4 Lyfe"? I'm trying too hard to picture one in my mind.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 9:06AM original fred said

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you take your left hand to make a sort of half N and the other hand makes an L right beside it
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Posted: May 21st 2008 12:22AM (Unverified) said

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Today in Joystiq the console wars reached an epic level of intensity with several members of the SDF and sony fanboys in general getting owned, humilated, and scorned by other games due to the debacle that is HAZE.

I wonder what tomorrow will bring...
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Posted: May 21st 2008 12:39AM FernandoRocker said

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Don't you mean H4.5ZE?
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Posted: May 21st 2008 1:10AM (Unverified) said

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"getting owned, humilated, and scorned by other games due to the debacle that is HAZE."

wow, so it seems you get excited about that kind of stuff?...damn, not even the worst trolls are at that level...

You remind of this other kid, CaptainAmericaX or something like that...hopefully you don't think that the Folding project is worthless, right?
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Posted: May 21st 2008 1:31AM (Unverified) said

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Noshino your just still pissed over how bad you guys got owned today. Where is krazy ken during all this? Just when the PS3 fanboys needed him most he left. Today seriously was an epic day in joystiq, more haze posts please!
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Posted: May 21st 2008 1:39AM (Unverified) said

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hey Curtis, I'm not pissed about that, its cool, what I did get pissed over was the fact that many of the people that complained about Haze's faults overlooked those same faults in other games, either way, what other people say doesn't change my perspective of Haze.

Ask nando, all he could complain about with me was that the character design was horrible...and that he doesn't like the yellow colors on the helmet...

Oh, and for the record, Curtis, you should check ThePremierAssassin's comment history, he/she hates Sony with passion, and unlike Fernando (believe it or not), he hates Sony for no reason...
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Posted: May 21st 2008 1:43AM (Unverified) said

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I wasn't aware that Fernando had a reason to hate Sony.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 5:47AM (Unverified) said

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Yesterday was the best day to read online.

Reading all the screaming sony fans "oh it doesn't matter I'm still buying it!". Well done, you're better than me. I don't spend money on low rated products.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 1:29AM Ridgecity said

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someone told him chicks dig tattoos. Never mentioned "get every Nintendo character"...
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Posted: May 21st 2008 1:37AM (Unverified) said

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I can understand a discreet 8-bit variation Mario, Super Mushroom, Link, a Metroid and what have you... But that's officially taking it too far. Ew.

On the other hand, some people have really nice "full" body tattoos. They can pull them off very well, and on the occasion can do it in a manner that actually increases their sexy factor. It's only ever accomplished with a certain artistry that can't be found in such hideous works of noisy, vibrant, nausea-inducing stencil art from famous character art poses.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 2:08AM abhinav said

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That tat is very, VERY creepy.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 8:04AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Like an ice cream truck with no decals driving slowwwwwly through your neighborhood.

*Cue stupid ice cream truck music*
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Posted: May 21st 2008 2:17AM (Unverified) said

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I am sure that tat will get Runnen Late laid many times over......not that he needs the help.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 3:37AM (Unverified) said

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;)
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Posted: May 21st 2008 2:26AM ChrisAre said

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I think it's pretty cool... apparently I'm the only one... besides the owner of the tattoo of course. :-)
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Posted: May 21st 2008 2:51AM Saria the Cat said

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Sorry, but I think having the balls to do this makes you cooler than overcompensating for your own lack of balls and ridiculing. As nerdy as full video game sleeves can be, they really are one of the more honest forms of tattoo expression, and you know that person has to be fun to talk to. What's so great about getting a full sleeve of "normal" tats, like snakes or flowers anyway?
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Posted: May 21st 2008 3:39AM (Unverified) said

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Hey girl, how you doing?
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Posted: May 21st 2008 8:05AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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LOL...that didn't take long.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 8:07AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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On the subject of tat's, however, I do think it takes more guts to get something like this as opposed to something like a serpent or skulls or my personal favorite (not)...flames. All the same, the sheer amount of characters on there makes me worry. :-p
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Posted: May 21st 2008 3:16AM (Unverified) said

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I was informed I made front page, sure is a lot of sass coming from this site.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 3:14AM Magetto1 said

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Oh boy! I can only wonder what that will look like when he's old and wrinkly.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 8:23AM JaiDeliete said

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Well, he'll have Kranky Kong instead of DK. Kirby will have taken the powers of something old. Link will be Old Old Link (And by that time the time-travelling LoZ series may have come up with such a character). Mario will look more "mature", finally. And so on.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 1:29PM (Unverified) said

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I smoke to many mowers and drink way to much to live past the age of 35, so don't worry about it.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 4:19AM sachxn said

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Wow! Amaaaazing

Sachin
http://qtp.blogspot.com
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Posted: May 21st 2008 7:25AM (Unverified) said

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In the immortal words of Pvt. Church:
1. Tattoos are permanent.
2. You are a god dammed idiot.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 8:01AM (Unverified) said

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I think it's cool. Im working on a nintendo sleeve myself.
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Posted: May 21st 2008 8:28AM baby sea tuna said

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Ugh. Nice colors, and points for originality, but Kirby? Kid Icarus? Peach? Necktie wearing Donkey Kong? I'd rather just learn to knit one of those 1-Up scarves or something.

P.S. Are those cutoff jorts?
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Posted: May 21st 2008 1:29PM (Unverified) said

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O yea those are some cut off jorts.
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