Fanswag Weekly: Lost Odyssey

I had a dream once where I had sex with a nun, on a school bus.

I had a dream once that I was randomly killing people.

I had a dream I was swimming through a giant vajayjay. It was after watching the "wide vagina" episode of Curb though . . . . .

strangest dream was when I woke up from sleeping and
richard mitchell was lying in bed with me oh the horror, maybe not a dream but a nightmare.

I had a dream where there was a dead body in my trunk, and I had to find a way to dispose of it. All I remember was the panicked thought, "What can I do?" Woke up freaked out.

I once had a dream where I was escaping from sometype of animal chasing me through a cornfield.

I had a dream that Blue dragon was going to get better, but after I beat it I found out it was only a dream.

I had this dream where I see myself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.

I had a dream once where I was a marshmellow in a bag. Chillin with my other marshemellow homies.

When I was a kid I would always have a reoccurring dream about being chased by a bowling ball. And the bowling ball would grow and I would shrink, then vise versa. It scared the bujebus out of me!

On an ever-ending escalator

Alright so we start off with me walking into my house but it turns out my house is now a dungeon with various musicians, one being Slash from Guns N' Roses. So I walk in wondering what the f**k is going on and I am now inassassin's creed attire with a master sword and hyrule shield. Slash now has a sword as does everyone around him (The people around him looked strung out on meth or something). So I start fighting but my sword is just deflectinf off of their because they are as fast as I am so I think of a way to take them down. My strat was to cut off their limbs aka hands and legs like in Braveheart(GO MEL GIBSON!). so I start taking peoples hands off so they can't fight back and after a bit I finally meet Slash. I fought him for a bit and then broke his knuckles with my sheild so I felt bad becaus e he is one of my idols. I then started to try and befriend him and tell him how great he is but he's just pissed off so he walking over to a throne and sits on it.
Then i'm in classroom with a beer and my teacher is trying to tell me that it's wrong to drink beer in class but he'll let it go this time. So I threw the beer at his head yelling "do your job b**tard!" and started to read a book.

Then I woke up to my friend playing GTA IV.

In all seriousness, I used to have a recurring dream where I was a metal ball-bearing, rolling around this giant curved area with loads of other ball-bearings of other sizes. It was all a bit fraught.

And mad as a fish.

I've had dreams of being attacked by spider bat hybrids

I had a dream that i actually won something. Weird.

I had a dream that i won this copy of LO :)

Best dream ever, waking up next to Jessica Alba.

I had a dream in which I had a dream about Jenna Fischer.

Being chased by Mickey Mouse weilding a chainsaw

I dreamed that I was Niko Bellic and was running around with guns killing the cops and driving through road blocks. It was fairly recent, but before the game came out.

i had a dream someone was making multiple accounts with multiple email addresses in hopes of increasing their chance of winning the prize

The WORST dream I've ever had was when I dreamed my 16 month old daughter drowned in front of me in the bath tub. I woke up screaming, ran for her room, and made sure she was alright.

Even after I knew it was a dream - I still felt emotionally drained and miserable that whole day.

Last night I had a dream that I was in some sort of cross-country race and along the way I punched 3 cops in the nose, grew a beard and took on a new name...

I had a dream that i was getting cchased by a over grown teddy bear using a gun

There's one with a witch playing the organ chasing me through a mall, that one's pretty wierd.

My strangest dream...demons from Hell were invading California, and I had to stop them. I came up with the genius idea of sending an army of strippers to take them on.

Apparently it worked because the strippers stopped the invasion, and we had a party where demon, human, and stripper all coexisted peacefully.

I recently had a dream that I Jason Bourne (After playing the demo.) I totally kick ass.

My weirdest dream... Would have to be a dream where it was like a movie. I was a brother of two sisters who were trying to survive a zombie apocolypse. The strange thing is that the siblings looked nothing alike, leading me to believe that they were adopted from the same parent. The dream was... Tense. The 'zombies' were a lot like the infected from 28 days later(Not that those were zombies). Throughout the dream, myself and the the others were simply trying to survive, moving from one shelter to another, and clinging to other survivors for as long as possible before they were overrun. To my dismay, this dream was cut rather short.

i had a dream of being on a sniper mission

I ate my own head once in a dream

I had a really horrible dream that my entire house was infested with ticks. That one sucked. It was like 12 years ago and I still remember it well.

i was running through a parking garage and a faceless woman was chasing me... i couldn't climb up the stairs...

Strangest dream I had involved me having to give a speech in school and then realizing that I had forgotten to get dressed that morning...scary stuff!

Had a dream I got into a gun fight with a mexican gang and they were using guns that shot quarters...talk about wacky. They were WWII grease-guns to be specific. I woke up laughing.

Strangest dream I had was that all of my friends and I decided to drive to Mexico, stopped at a random gas station along the way and had a party.

I had a dream once where I was late for work and was about to get fired. I woke up and rushed into the shower got in my car only 5 mins down the road the radio show said "What a beautiful Saturday morning we have...".

I look at my phone from now on before running out the door.

I dreamt that I won this!

Crazy, isn't it. :-)

Well... what's the difference between a dream and the real thing? Hmmm? One is a plan, the other is executing it. Anyway, I murdered a female security guard, cut her head off, and had sex with her body. THAT was a weird "dream".

Does anyone ever read these?

I was being chased by a giant bunny.

Master Chief was at my wedding, and i stopped the wedding to ask him about the next game.

Strangest dream? I was at my own funeral and Paul Bearer from WWF/E was doing my Eulogy in that special voice of his.

I had a dream that I didn't win :(

I dreamt I was Dick Cheney. I was trapped in a torrid affair with W. So strange.

strangest dream i have had was the one where i lived on the planet earth and all i did was play video games all the time

I had a dream that I was at a party but I didn't finish the party and right when I was about to wake up, everything became black and pink words flashed that said "Quincenera Part I". The next day, I went to sleep and before my dream began, everything was black and pink words flashed again that read "Quincenera Part II". I am serious, at the end, it said "the end" in the same format. Then I woke up.

I had a dream I wont this game. Weird...

I had a dream where I was a ninja, and I was fighting someone in the middle of a giant lake while jumping from boat to boat.

Then I woke up and was hungry for pancakes. Coincidence? I think not.

My last dream consisted of me walking through a lush plain searching for something I could not find.

I wish I could remember my dreams, but my brain is full.