Fanswag Weekly: Lost Odyssey

Back during Halo:CE...I had this one dream that me and a couple of other people who I play the game with were in one of the campaign levels trying to fight off the flood and the covenant. Best. Dream. Ever.

I've had lots of weird dreams (who hasn't?) The strangest? Hmm...the time I flew out of my second story window with no limbs.

I don't think I could say what my weirdest dream has ever been...

I had a dream where I was playing a video game and the n I was sucked into my TV and was in the game fighting a witch.

i once dreamed that i won one of the friggin contests

I had a dream I won the lottery. Then I woke up :(

Weirdest dream....

I have a recurring dream when I have a fever. I'm basically in a sparse white, empty world with very few objects. All I ever remember is that I see an extremely closeup on random objects and I have the feeling that I'm stuck on them.

I once dreamed that I actually won an Xbox 360 Fanboy contest!

I did once dream I was on one of the Halo's and had a sword in my hand. I think I even heard the "Swooshhhh" when the sword opens up. It was sweeeeeeeeetttttttt!!

The Strangest dream I ever had was when I could jump around, super high, like Mario from "Super Mario 64." Strange and Sweet at the same time. :D

Instead of reposting it over and over, a unique dream a day, just in case anyone is reading them for entertainment :P


A few weeks ago I had a dream where aliens built a shield around the Earth which they would open and close. And when it was open they would direct blasts of superheated plasma from the Sun through the openings, just enough to burn away parts of the Earth. They were using it to cleanse the Earth of human life so they could move in. Anyone who wasn't killed was enslaved using microchips in the brain. I ended up escaping the blast with my dog, and then she was bitten by a wolf and needed surgery. I ended up meeting a girl who was pretending to be a slave when the microchip didn't take. I woke up after that.

I had a dream once that I was being chased by mobsters. I was with my little brother and we ran to this house that had an open door, I told my brother to run up the stairs and as I was following him I got shot in the ass. It's at that time that I screamed "AHHH FUCK THEY SHOT ME IN THE ASS!" When we got upstairs I took cover and suddenly my brother had a gun and it was basically a showdown between him and the mob. I decide to peek out from my cover to find that the mobsters have turned into ninja turtles. I then notice that I'm also a ninja turtle and say to the main mobster "don't do this man, we're brothers now". I then ended up strangling him with a rear naked choke. I kept squeezing as hard as I could but all his neck did was collapse thin as a thread and he kept on struggling. Then I woke up. and I peed meself.

I had this last night actually

I was driving down some road in the woods...it was a long straight road..there was a curve up ahead..every time i got around the curve the road would just repeat itself...then i realized that my car wasn't actually moving at all......i was just sitting idle in the middle of the road all alone...

well i was standing on a dark pier with a weird Victorian mansion in the background which I found full of beige carpet rectangular prisms like that escher painting, fell off and zoomed back to the pier. Went into the water, the ocean floor is in unreal, I could breathe and apparantly was holding a halo flashlight. A shark with jaws with jaws where its anal fin should be ate me and I was back at the pier. Then I went down again and had a flash of a newspaper which had a headline that a Shark ate some girl's mother and so I went down and beat the crap out of the huge Shark and knew I was pregnant with its baby shark.

I had a really wild dream. Don't remember most of it. Something about these big ditches in a flood plain. Trying to get somewhere under cover, long grass... getting attacked and trying to fight back, but was moving too slowly, couldn't hurt them. Paralyzed. Thrown into a prison cell, and when the guard comes in I tried to knock him out, but kicks weren't having any effect. Some time later I woke up.

So many weird dreams, one of my favorites is a reoccuring dream i've had since I was 5 where I was Elvis Presley, out on a date at an italian restaurant wearing a black pinstripe suit serenading my date with "Love Me Tender" and then fending off an attack by the mob. Its been complex and a long dream that I have had for years.

I also had a dream I won this thing.... and it was amazing

The strangest dream I ever had was dreaming I won this contest for Lost Odyssey. I've entered most of the contests here and have yet to win, so this was a strange dream indeed. Maybe it will come true...?

I constantly have dreams about killing zombies in and around town.

i had a dream the world was a safe and peaceful place. Lol!

I had a dream that I was dreaming and in that dream I was dreaming and in that dream I was dreaming and in that dream I was dreaming and in that dream I was dreaming and in that dream I was dreaming and in that dream I was dreaming and in that dream I was dreaming and in that dream I was dreaming and in that dream I was dreaming and in that dream I was dreaming and in that dream I was dreaming and in that dream I was dreaming and then I woke up, in my dream.

Will I dream... big tank lady.

it involved a werewolf that turned into to a women wearing a very tight blue dress. i had it when i was like 7.

I had a weird dream last night involving hairy arms pits... go figure.

Hrm. This is kinda long.

In this dream, I was someone, not myself, at a family gathering brought together through an unfortunate event. Everyone had their problems here. There was a cheating brother, family friends making life changing decisions, and a aunt and uncle offered an easy start at life. Yes, that all seems very vague. There was no father or mother present, or I at least saw none in the dream, but I was aware of their presence. At one point in the dream, I felt I had to get away. There was a great pressure or burden on me, so I had to leave the house. I went to the golf course. At the first hole, I spot a tiger laying down on the green. He barks at me. Yes, barks. I gave him a small amount of chicken, and he seemed pleased. I am then struck with fear. This is a tiger. So, I begin to build a cage around the tiger. I build this cage out of eight-foot tale, movable, black walls that are around the course, which do not seem out of place. Eventually, the walls will no longer stand up. I abandon my plan of building the wall and retreat to the tennis court for paper towels; I need to get more chicken, but it is greasy. There are wolves in the tennis court. I lock the door after getting the towels. The tiger has followed me to the courts. He growls, but I know he does not want to hurt me. He wants more chicken, and I give him more chicken. I notice there are now monkeys in the wolf court. One of the monkeys wants me to feed him as well, but I do not want another tiger situation with monkeys. I leave the monkeys to deal with the wolves. After I give the tiger another piece of chicken, which I chewed for him, I return to the house where everyone is. Everything has worked itself out when I get back. Everyone seems happy. Everyone leaves and my dream self feels relieved. Then I woke up.

I wonder how the animals are back at the golf course?

I had a dream I had lost Odyssey but then I woke up :(

I was dreaming that somene was kicking the crap out of me and I woke up and the ex gf had kicked me twice while she was sleeping.

I once dreamt I was an infant being carried on my grandmother's back in Thailand and a female ghost kept trying to drag my body away. My grandmother kept fighting her off but I could actually feel her cold hands grabbing my arms and pulling me backward into her frigid bosom. Creepy.

Okay, the strangest dream I ever had was one in which I was fighting a fireman (yes, a fireman) in a duel of battle-axes. Except my axe also had a spear protruding from the haft. Anyway, my fire fighting foe swung his axe in a wide arc towards my stomach. I jumped backwards, thinking I'd avoided the attack. Then I look down and see my intestines pouring onto the ground. And then.. I woke up.

Cheers!

I dreamt of millions of ... apple pies!

As a kid, my bathroom had a closet that was always full of stuff. Everynight for about 2 years I used to dream that demons would emerge from the closet each night and that I'd have to spiritually battle them. Now, an 8 yr-old would not fair well in a spiritual battle unless, like Kaim, I was immortal!

I dreamed that Indiana Jones didn't suck.

I had a dream that i was talking to a friend in reality, but that I was seeing it from the inside of my head, so everytime i changed ideas, a wave kinda shot through everything and reset the dream to right before whatever I had just said.

I dream of genie. HA!

FALLING...

I had a dream i couldn't fall asleep and was staring at the ceiling fan.

I had a dream once of a being under attack by vampires, and finally getting to fight back towards the end of it.

Had a dream I was a vampire

Strangest dream was entering this contest

Last night I had a dream that I had fallen asleep playing Call of Duty 4. But then I woke and realized it was a nightmare because I was actually playing Texas Hold'em.

I once dreamed that I shot JR. Didn't realise it was a dream at the time of course....

My dream was that I was a ninja turtle. Not like THE ninja turtles, but a turtle. With ninja like speed and abilities. As a turtle. It's kinda cool to be able to jump around like a ninja with a shell, but only being a foot long really hampered my crime fighting abilities.

My strangest dream? I no longer work for my current employer! hahahaha

Another strange dream: when I was a kid I dreamed my parents bought me like 5 NES games. When I woke up I was really sad. =(

I've had a dream about dreaming inside a game.

i had a dream that i was a ninja once, i killed 4 million people.

When I was a kid, I had a dream where I was being chased by a the joker modeled after the Joker from the Batman and Robin cartoon. Batman was there, he was on a rooftop a building over just watching.

I was a tetris block

I don't recall any specific crazy dream I have had but the coolest one I remember is where I actually could control what I was doing in the dream and had some kind of conscience/awareness.

This was years back, but I was at a college party and I was looking through the crowd for specific people I knew to talk to, more specifically, I was trying to hit on this girl I was trying to date at the time.

Win Lost Odyssey, SWEET! now my unemployed a$$ will have something else to do instead of getting a job!