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Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:31PM Esat Dedezade said

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Dwayne Johnson needs to be in this.

NEEDS to be....
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:37PM FernandoRocker said

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SPeaking of movies:

I saw Indiana Jones yesterday on the theater. Not so good. 3/5

Speed Racer is a more enjoyable movie. Actually, Speed Racer is very good.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:39PM Rankore said

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Aw really? That kinna makes me sad that ole Indy isnt all that, I saw it has a 70 something % from rotten. Oh and about this thread umm yeah Paul Anderson is a horrible filmmaker, i mean sure i saw all the RE films but they totally butchered everything that makes the games AAA. Thanks for being a total Douch Anderson.. thanks.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 2:31PM Delgadoh said

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Speed Racer is one of the most underrated movies of the year, easily.

You can't go into it expecting anything but a cartoon - thats what it is, and it does it PERFECTLY.

Also, WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE HUMMINGBIRD AND THEN DARKNESS. I'M TIRED OF IT!
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:39PM copa said

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"If anyone's curious, here's our pitch for Pac-Man: The Film:"

Boring. Get the real Paul Thomas Anderson on board, and let him do the sequel he's been dying to shoot, with Ms. Pac-man cast as Roller Girl.

You've already got four dudes and a girl running around and trying to eat each other. The script practically writes itself.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:42PM EMaster said

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You guys are fucking shitting me right? Pac-Man? Who pitched this? I want to speak to them and slap some damn sense into them.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:10PM foxhound said

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EMaster---
Don't slap them. That'd put you in legal trouble and the movie would be funded with by your aggressive behavior. Instead, get even by pitching your own ridiculous script to be quickly snatched up by those Hollywood dumbasses. Like this:


"IN A WORLD where global warming has melted the icecaps, ignited volcanos and left the earthlands near inhabitable..."
(Scene shows a barren, lava-lake ridden countryside, horrible conditions)

"Humanity clings to survive... by any means necessary!"
(Fades a knight into view, holding a rather haphazardly built lance and armour; then fades to black.)

"AWWWWK!!!"
(The knight is then shown atop a giant, mutant ostrich; squawking obnoxiously loud! Then cut to black screen with the 'Indiana Jones'-ish text racing forward)

"JOUST! THE MOVIE!
...You Can't Make An Omlet without Breaking a few Eggs!"
(Cut to last scene of the knight smashing the enemy egg violently with the lance; pieces and yolk flying at the screen)

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Posted: May 22nd 2008 11:38PM xeleion said

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@ FOXHOUND

Hahahaha, that tagline is pure win. +1 to you.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:53PM Misfit Toy said

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They need to hire Miles Finch!
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:53PM Misfit Toy said

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72 degrees...
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:54PM (Unverified) said

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The Pac Man movie should be based on this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9_m_m8C-QA
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 5:32PM (Unverified) said

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It should be based on this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:54PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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PAC-MAN: THE MOVIE

Coming to a cinema near you
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:18PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Pac Man 2: PAC HARDER
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 2:18PM (Unverified) said

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No, Pac-Man 2 has to be called Pac-Man 2:Pac in Action.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 3:20PM Esat Dedezade said

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Pac Man 3: Pac to basics

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Posted: May 22nd 2008 7:50PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Live Free or Pac Hard?
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Posted: May 23rd 2008 4:05AM ThornedVenom said

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Once you go Pac, you can never go Bac.
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Posted: May 24th 2008 4:06AM xeleion said

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The Pac Attack is Back!

Sorry, just had to throw my two cents in that one.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:55PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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About that Pacman synopsis: What the FUCK!
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:22PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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Never mind; I thought that was the REAL synopsis. Sounds pretty good if it wern't based on Pacman. Although the vehicles could always be calles P.A.Cs(Pod Accelerated Collectors) making the driver... a PACMAN!
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:58PM Dale P said

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Between Pac-Man and Monopoly, a huge part of me has died .
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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Is that where your Dad hid his gun? He's not very smart to put something like that in between two kid's toys.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:00PM Huey2k2 said

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Apparently none of you have seen Broken Lizard's Club Dread. This is how live action Pac Man should be done.

http://tubearoo.com/articles/88689/Club_Dread_Pacman.html?autoplay=true

Sorry if the site it plays off of is crappy, I couldn't find the video on Youtube :(
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:01PM samfish said

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Here's your silly Pac Man movie:
http://kotaku.com/386868/pac+man-explained

I own that shirt, too.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:02PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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Also...rights to King of Fighters have been aquired.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:02PM FernandoRocker said

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Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:23PM (Unverified) said

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Castlevania could've been cool but they'll probably get some asshole director that will mess the whole thing up.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:28PM AwesomeTown said

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I used to have the wonderful Christmas Comes to Pac-Land when I was a kid. Superb. They should just re-release that.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0709/
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 2:32PM Mr Khan said

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They could resurrect that old Pac-Man cartoon, and make a movie off that

I'm surprised i even remember that
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 2:39PM CommentSystem said

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in a world where ghosts run rampant....
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 5:28PM TLSonata said

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I swear to god if Pac Man is greenlit based on that premise I'll never watch a game based film again...which actually might not be a bad idea.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 5:24PM (Unverified) said

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the pacman sequel can't be titled anything else but 2pac.
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Posted: May 23rd 2008 4:06AM ThornedVenom said

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2pac or not 2pac
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 3:28PM (Unverified) said

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Clearly the best treatment would be P.A.C. (Professional Arena Combat) MAN, an 80's style action movie about an arena bloodsport set in the 24th century.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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I'm surprised no one's posted this awesome pacman movie trailer yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 4:19PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: May 22nd 2008 4:23PM Drakkor said

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http://drugsinspace.ytmnd.com/

everyone has posted the threadless shirt already of course ;)

ive got that shirt as well nice one
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 5:12PM MNC Dover said

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No, this movie has to happen:

http://www.mondaynightcrew.com/issues/comic_0017.html

They just need some good actors for Karnov and the army guy from the intro. The Rock can handle the rest himself.
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