Sometimes blogging is really hard, like when Microsoft or Sony mails us a whole bottle of Dom and a platter of foie gras and we have to eat it all before 1. It goes bad or 2. The housekeeper tries to hide some in her apron. But there are sometimes when it's very easy, like today, when you come across a post that's so intrinsically hilarious it requires practically no work.
Frat Party Games is an actual new division of JV Games and they're actually making a beer pong game for WiiWare that's actually called Beer Pong. And the image above? That's literally what you see when you click "Features" on their web site. Because we totally hate your eyeballs, we've put a trailer for it after the jump.
Yeah, because beer pong with out beer is just oh so fun......
I'm pretty sure that if I had a bunch of people over and had some real bear, with real cups, and a single ball that we would all rather play REAL beer pong instead of fake bear pong...
I do, and I still don't like the stuff. XD Maybe if the goose chose to eat the food rather than having it funneled down his neck. But that's a whole other debate.
The good people at Frat Party Games - do they enjoy their jobs? I mean, mine pretty much sucks, but it strikes me that making that game would leave you with a crippling feeling of depression. No-one is going to buy this game. No-one. And I'm not saying that to rip on them, the game just looks turd.
People bitch n moan about WiiFit. Go out and run they say. You're being scammed, they say. I find these people to be idiots, as I'm sure there's plenty of fit people who will do both.
This however... This... For the love of jeebus go play real beer pong. Or... Play this game and get boozed up? Now I've just confused myself.
The next title by Frat Party Games? Super Orgy Adventures. And if you think the Wii Wheel is awkward, just wait until they debut the, long-overdue, Wiinis, and Wiigina peripherals.
My college roommates and I played no less than 10 different drinking games in an average weekend. Mostly card games, but beer pong, flippy cup, and asshole were in regular rotation, too. We created a beer olympics with seven different events; the first one ended after the fifth event at 4AM.
That's totally the wrong cup for beer pong (in the pic above). Yeah, stupid idea for a video game, but it is cool that actual beer pong is becoming a sport. It's become highly competitive in the midwest.
it's painful to me that throwing balls into cups of beer is considered "beer pong". So I guess if we slap them with our hands, back and forth over a net, that's ping pong? NO! Real Beer Pong demands that paddles be used!
first announced Target Toss Pro BAGS (which i understand was first a bar arcade cabinet like golden tee) and now this... wonder if this game will include their take on Quarters.
And the Shovel Ware keeps on comming. With as tough as the economy is getting I just can't justify spending $50 on this when I can buy some Solo Cups a 6 pack and a Ping Pong Ball for about $10. What's next, Breathing the Game.
