Finally: WiiWare to get beer pong game
by Justin McElroy 
{ May 22nd 2008 at 6:27PM }
Frat Party Games is an actual new division of JV Games and they're actually making a beer pong game for WiiWare that's actually called Beer Pong. And the image above? That's literally what you see when you click "Features" on their web site. Because we totally hate your eyeballs, we've put a trailer for it after the jump.
[Via Satan/NWF]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
voodoo_craig @ May 22nd 2008 6:30PM
Cup? Check
Balls? Check
Beer? Check
Good times? Check
Boobs......?
arrrgh @ May 22nd 2008 6:33PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
+1 internets for you sir!
Cal @ May 23rd 2008 4:31AM
Will man boobs do?
Tyler @ May 22nd 2008 6:31PM
EPIC! lol. Beer pong is pointless if there is nothing to drink. This made my day
Deric Lee @ May 22nd 2008 6:33PM
Yeah, because beer pong with out beer is just oh so fun......
I'm pretty sure that if I had a bunch of people over and had some real bear, with real cups, and a single ball that we would all rather play REAL beer pong instead of fake bear pong...
FAIL
343 Guilty Fart @ May 22nd 2008 7:34PM
I don't know about you, but I don't even need a game to encourage me to drink.
T H @ May 22nd 2008 9:50PM
I personally try to avoid bear pong at all costs.
WhatIsThatThing @ May 22nd 2008 10:20PM
Even fake bear pong?
xGeneral DEATHx @ May 23rd 2008 10:07AM
Bear pong = Injuries. Trust me on that one.
Easo @ May 23rd 2008 5:16PM
I went to a party with a real bear. It's not as fun as you think.
ApolloIV @ May 22nd 2008 6:34PM
If I find out any of you bought this, I'll hunt you down and kill you.
LV426 @ May 22nd 2008 6:44PM
I second the motion
tactics @ May 22nd 2008 6:35PM
they could help make it cooler by swaying and blurring the screen the more drunk you get-- or make your throws less accurate.
-"superfan" tactics.
Jon2309 @ May 22nd 2008 6:38PM
Anybody notice what this is tagged as?
[Tags: beer-pong, things-that-make-us-want-to-kill-a-crippled-kitten, wiiware]
I would whole-heartedly agree. :)
Jerk Face @ May 22nd 2008 7:49PM
I wondered if anyone else noticed! That tag is so full of Win that it is nearly unbelievable!
Noshino @ May 22nd 2008 6:39PM
ahh, frat parties, everyone is drunk and make mistakes, some get pregnant, some get high, some others make shitty games....
You know, because Itagaki drinks at work it doesn't necessarily mean that you will make a good game when drunk....
LaughingTarget @ May 22nd 2008 6:44PM
Couldn't play any worse than foie gras tastes. That is nasty stuff, but then again, it's understandable as I don't wear a top hat and a monocle.
RobLink (MKWii code : 0989 1866 6646) @ May 22nd 2008 6:47PM
I do, and I still don't like the stuff. XD
Maybe if the goose chose to eat the food rather than having it funneled down his neck. But that's a whole other debate.
GenBanks @ May 22nd 2008 6:48PM
foie gras is yummy... on toast with some sea salt sprinkled on top
RobLink (MKWii code : 0989 1866 6646) @ May 22nd 2008 6:46PM
The good people at Frat Party Games - do they enjoy their jobs? I mean, mine pretty much sucks, but it strikes me that making that game would leave you with a crippling feeling of depression. No-one is going to buy this game. No-one. And I'm not saying that to rip on them, the game just looks turd.
LaughingTarget @ May 22nd 2008 6:51PM
When you show up at work in a toga and are constantly tapping into kegs, there is no way to be depressed.
D_Average @ May 22nd 2008 6:57PM
Dude, this is America. Sadly, people will buy this game.
D_Average @ May 22nd 2008 6:58PM
(Except for the "elitists" of course)
voodoo_craig @ May 22nd 2008 7:05PM
People with black Xbox 360s?
FOXHOUND @ May 23rd 2008 6:46AM
^ described me, will buy this game and add "alcoholic" flair to it LawLzorD! :P
Dustin @ May 22nd 2008 6:48PM
"Here's the DEAL EO"
... ^_-
WIN.
Markez (MKWii 4339-2878-5120) @ May 22nd 2008 6:53PM
People bitch n moan about WiiFit. Go out and run they say. You're being scammed, they say. I find these people to be idiots, as I'm sure there's plenty of fit people who will do both.
This however... This... For the love of jeebus go play real beer pong. Or... Play this game and get boozed up? Now I've just confused myself.
GamerChick @ May 22nd 2008 8:15PM
Obviously they are drunk...seeing as they aren't using the wrist straps.
What sober person wants to risk damaging their TV?
Jhongerkong @ May 22nd 2008 7:03PM
My shovelware radar reading is OFF THE CHART PEOPLE
Jerk Face @ May 22nd 2008 7:52PM
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
/suicide
xGeneral DEATHx @ May 23rd 2008 10:10AM
RIP Jerk Face, driven insane by the Mad Shovel™.
Chase @ May 22nd 2008 7:04PM
The next title by Frat Party Games? Super Orgy Adventures. And if you think the Wii Wheel is awkward, just wait until they debut the, long-overdue, Wiinis, and Wiigina peripherals.
Jhongerkong @ May 22nd 2008 7:04PM
In standard child-line accordance laws, you are hereby the "worst" for being "first".
tc @ May 22nd 2008 7:10PM
ye yanks and your ridiculous drinking games! We have plenty over here, but we usually end up going back to the classic "Drink".
The rules are simple, finish a pint (not whatever crazy mini cans you seem to get!) in 5 minutes, every 5 minutes.
Not sure how this would translate to the wii tho!
vidGuy @ May 22nd 2008 7:16PM
My college roommates and I played no less than 10 different drinking games in an average weekend. Mostly card games, but beer pong, flippy cup, and asshole were in regular rotation, too. We created a beer olympics with seven different events; the first one ended after the fifth event at 4AM.
vidGuy @ May 22nd 2008 7:13PM
That's totally the wrong cup for beer pong (in the pic above). Yeah, stupid idea for a video game, but it is cool that actual beer pong is becoming a sport. It's become highly competitive in the midwest.
Tiptup300 @ May 22nd 2008 7:25PM
You sir are an ass goblin.
jsn @ May 22nd 2008 7:26PM
it's painful to me that throwing balls into cups of beer is considered "beer pong". So I guess if we slap them with our hands, back and forth over a net, that's ping pong? NO! Real Beer Pong demands that paddles be used!
WiNG [Life in a Game] @ May 23rd 2008 8:58AM
Nobody plays by your prissy Ivy League rule set.
tokenfratguy @ May 22nd 2008 7:27PM
beer pong requires paddles... this is Beirut.
Phillip @ May 22nd 2008 7:29PM
April Fools?!?
OMGOMG @ May 22nd 2008 7:37PM
DAMNIT!! The link is down.
HighFiveJesus @ May 22nd 2008 7:40PM
Dumb.
Next game they make better involve paddles and some freshman ass. PLEDGE.
Maybe some sort of microphone peripheral so i can yell into it, with such clever phrases as "lap it up asshead or you're never getting in!"
Also the IR pointer could be used to photo hung over girls as they take the walk of shame.
Jerk Face @ May 22nd 2008 7:53PM
LOL (+)
1UPMASTER @ May 22nd 2008 8:04PM
i for one really like the music that plays over and over again.
DjFIL @ May 22nd 2008 8:14PM
first announced Target Toss Pro BAGS (which i understand was first a bar arcade cabinet like golden tee) and now this... wonder if this game will include their take on Quarters.
Andy Witmyer @ May 22nd 2008 10:05PM
So, I wonder if this game will be rated AO. No, seriously.
time @ May 22nd 2008 10:13PM
I think they mean Beruit.
bigd7387 @ May 22nd 2008 11:35PM
And the Shovel Ware keeps on comming. With as tough as the economy is getting I just can't justify spending $50 on this when I can buy some Solo Cups a 6 pack and a Ping Pong Ball for about $10. What's next, Breathing the Game.
Magikarp @ May 23rd 2008 1:04AM
I can't wait til 'the media' gets ahold of this. "The Wii encourages your child to drink! More at 11!" *sigh*