Find this week's NSFW ZP review of a game featuring a gun that shoots shuriken and lightning after the break.
Find this week's NSFW ZP review of a game featuring a gun that shoots shuriken and lightning after the break.
Reader Comments (74)
Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:10AM SheppyReturns said
It's good to know I'm not the only one who enjoyed the hell out of this game....
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 2:10AM BananaBoat said
Every game should have a Shuriken and Lightning Gun. No exceptions.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 7:54AM SheppyReturns said
I liked the rip wire, personally. And the stake gun...
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 7:56AM (Unverified) said
I cant believe I'm agreeing with wong here...But that game was F***ing awesome!
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 9:55AM SheppyReturns said
True story, I picked up my copy for $5 on clearance. And I really felt bad for buying it so cheap so I bought a second copy during it's repackage to give to a friend....
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 2:08AM Premature ejaculation man said
I actually thought this one was very funny. Much funnier than GTA's.
Haze next? >_>
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Haze next? >_>
Posted: May 22nd 2008 8:17AM Korova Pamplona said
I was laughing so hard I couldnt hear him talk and I think I lost consciousness there for a second because when I came to I thought I skipped to review of a different game.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 8:55AM (Unverified) said
I thought this was one of the funnier episodes I had seen in a while.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 9:30AM agemyth said
http://www.steampowered.com/v/index.php?area=app&AppId=3200&cc=US
Ten dollars off Steam and it comes with the expansion. Completely fucking worth it. Demo is also there if you want to taste it.
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Ten dollars off Steam and it comes with the expansion. Completely fucking worth it. Demo is also there if you want to taste it.
Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:29PM GenBanks said
I think he says that he did this one ages ago, there just hasn't been a gap in which he could post it because for the past few weeks more popular games have come out. So it's not him slacking off, since if he'd been slacking off this video would be different.
I think they're funnier when he picks the game... I think he's more of a PC game. ...and I found this one hillarious.
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I think they're funnier when he picks the game... I think he's more of a PC game. ...and I found this one hillarious.
Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:15AM MisterSmith said
I remember playing the demo for it way back when and enjoying it, if I recall.
I never bought it, though.
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I never bought it, though.
Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:55AM (Unverified) said
HAHAHAH love this guy. Best reviewer EVER! haven't played this game in forever because my pc sucks too much... (as in can't handle the graphics.) But it is a cool game. i wish i could play it.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 7:18AM PoisonedAl said
It can't handle a 2004 game? Sorry to be a PC snob, but is your machine made out of rocks and twigs?
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 7:56AM SheppyReturns said
Ironically enough, the one he did was for Painkiller....
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 11:25AM Ricky Bango said
Yeah he should definitely do more movie theaters......
...?
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...?
Posted: May 22nd 2008 3:23AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
But it is not an awesome condition to have.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 2:13AM Keithustus said
Now if he would just do more Intro Sequence Theatre, I wouldn't need any other video entertainment.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 2:16AM Keithustus said
BTW, if you've been faithfully downloading all the previous ZPs but can't do so now, simply go to your browser's cache folder (for instance, Firefox: C:\Documents and Settings\YOUR PC LOGIN NAME\Local Settings\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\SOME RANDOM CHARACTERS.default\Cache) and copy the most recent 5-10MB file when you have his review downloaded and playing.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 4:22AM (Unverified) said
What if you're on Linux Firefox 3-RC1? :(
(You get a video download extension and download it anyway)
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(You get a video download extension and download it anyway)
Posted: May 22nd 2008 2:31AM (Unverified) said
He still funny, its just that he seems to like this game , but Yahtzee shines when he nitpicks games that are famous or that he is somewhat forced by the crowd to review...I'm pretty sure that the MK Wii review will be hillarious
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 6:20AM (Unverified) said
No, he said that people emailing him telling him to do it strengthens his resolve. I'm confident we can break it, :-)
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 11:07AM (Unverified) said
your a doofus. he is solid gold. i wished i owned his so i could have all that solid gold
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 3:22AM (Unverified) said
Yeah we get it you and a whole flock of idiots didn't like Halo, is it possible to do an episode without a jab at Halo?
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 11:08AM (Unverified) said
the only good halo was the first, the others were just crappy clones of it with better graphics and new guns. Wake up dude, even if the online was fun, that doesn't make it a good game.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 11:17AM (Unverified) said
You guys are hilarious voting me down for stating a very obvious problem with these videos. Honestly he takes a jab at Halo in like five or six of these episodes, and really that's alot when you consider how many episodes there are. It's stale, and it's tiresome that he keeps harping on it.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 11:48AM (Unverified) said
Could it possibly be that Halo is the most over-hyped piece of trash game to come out in the last ten years? The first one was decent...in 2001. Even then, its multiplayer (supposed to be the best part of the game) couldn't touch Quake 3, UT or TFC.
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Posted: May 22nd 2008 11:56AM (Unverified) said
More stupid people replying - here let me help you out with that 2001 perspective you are struggling with. In 2001 there were no FPS on console and Halo was being compared to Perfect Dark and Golden Eye (for the N64), because honestly it was a pretty small market.
So small in fact that FPS for console were labeled "action" for genre, because they didn't want to bother giving the few games that existed their own tag.
That game, which had the best multiplayer for a console FPS (I'm glad that you can compare apples to oranges by naming three PC fps games) and it was so "over hyped" that Halo managed to single handedly bring FPS to the console - and now PC is relegated to "The Sims (insert number or expansion here)" and "MMORPG Flavor of the year".
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So small in fact that FPS for console were labeled "action" for genre, because they didn't want to bother giving the few games that existed their own tag.
That game, which had the best multiplayer for a console FPS (I'm glad that you can compare apples to oranges by naming three PC fps games) and it was so "over hyped" that Halo managed to single handedly bring FPS to the console - and now PC is relegated to "The Sims (insert number or expansion here)" and "MMORPG Flavor of the year".
Posted: May 22nd 2008 12:54PM (Unverified) said
Actually Genbanks its a direct insult directed at ManicBomber. Yahtzee is calling into question ManicBomber's entire value system and even his entire life.
Defend yourself ManicBomber, I'm sure that will put Yahtzee in his place.
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Defend yourself ManicBomber, I'm sure that will put Yahtzee in his place.
Posted: May 22nd 2008 1:14PM (Unverified) said
How could you get so offended by a post pointing out the obvious fact that he takes entirely way too many jabs at Halo and have to post about it? Am I questioning your entire belief structure that you have to defend Yahtzee? Do you need to ride on his nuts?
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