Today in Joystiq: May 23, 2008
"The only thing that really worried me was the Lakitu cloud. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an misting binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." (Via PixelGen; thanks, Jose) Check out the highlights for today:
Joystiquery
DS Fanboy Lite: May 17 - May 23
Microsoft Game Studios' 2008 in Gaming: A Yearbook
Joystiq hands-on: Spore Creature Creator and the birth of Sporky
Joystiq interview: BioWare's Ray Muzyka talks Mass Effect 2, DLC and his favorite interface
Joystiq Podcast 050 - Self-congratulatory edition
This Week in Review is still in love with Sporky
News
Phil Harrison talks Alone in the Dark, spotlight shines on game footage
Sam & Max Season 3 coming early 2009, Telltale interested in XBLA, PS3
No Windows? Use Linux, Intel Macs for PC Gaming with CrossOver
Breaking: Metal Gear Solid 4 to have really long cutscenes
Hideo Kojima signing MGS4 at Virgin MegaStore in Times Square June 11
SingStar Vol. 2 hitting June 20 in Europe, June 19 in Aussieland
Capcom's statistical explosion: life-to-date series and games sales
Battle of the 'Bams!': Resistance 2 vs. Killzone 2
id Software leaves ESA
Harrison: Infogrames & Atari done with 'huge-budget, single-player games'
Devo songs coming to Rock Band (no, we're not sure about 'Whip It')
PSP is 'gateway drug' to other Sony hardware
PlayStation Blog shows off PixelJunk Eden
Capcom considering Marvel-esque movie deals
Behold: Kristin Kreuk as Chun-Li
Rumors & Speculation
Rumor: Resident Evil 5 features co-op and cover system
Culture & Community
Nintendo not attending Leipzig, may return for Cologne '09
Mega64 puppet Marcus hits up the Castle Crashers
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Obie @ May 24th 2008 12:13AM
"What? No. We can't stop here. This is goomba country."
Neebs @ May 24th 2008 12:25AM
Holy crap, I was going to post the exact same thing.
Obie @ May 24th 2008 12:38AM
I was gonna post "Koopa country", but Goombas look more like shrooms. ;)
mezzanine @ May 24th 2008 12:17AM
This was bound to happen sooner or later. Now let's see Mario in A Scanner Darkly.
Trickob @ May 24th 2008 4:10AM
I really need to see this movie now.
No, that's not true. I needed to see it a long time ago. TO THE RENTAL STORE!
demasque @ May 24th 2008 4:15AM
Best
posting
ever!
BPM [MKWii: 2578 3585 8392] @ May 24th 2008 4:17AM
I wonder why, all of a sudden, this image is making the rounds. First Kotaku, then Wii/DS Fanboy (I forget which), and now Joystiq.
No, this isn't an "OLD'D/10!11!six" post, just an inquiry of the image's sudden spreading like wildfire.
Personally, I prefer the macro version:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/BPMdotEXE/Macros/DonkeyKongCountry.jpg
Atr-Slzr-Ctr @ May 24th 2008 4:45AM
clever.
Donald @ May 24th 2008 11:05AM
The answer is:
Because it is AWESOME.
tc @ May 24th 2008 5:58AM
amazing post!
Fie @ May 24th 2008 6:26AM
Um, it's a great image and all, but the post under it (and the first comment, too!) is exactly the same thing Kotaku wrote when they posted it.
Not saying you didn't think it up yourselves, it is a pretty obvious idea, after all, but it gives a bad impression.
tiremfej @ May 24th 2008 7:13AM
Nice job Ross. I'm assuming you wrote the Gonzo-Mario-Journalism there. I'm not even a Mario fan, but the pic is great and the little paragraph or two is pretty good as well. A very cultured Joystiq post. Long live the Dr.!!!
tiremfej @ May 24th 2008 7:14AM
Opps...maybe Ross didn't write it, but it's clever nonetheless. I like it!
Sesur @ May 24th 2008 10:44AM
"I just wanted to carve a little M on your forehead."
HighFiveJesus @ May 24th 2008 3:02PM
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Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ May 24th 2008 12:41PM
OH god I just saw Fear and Loathing for the first time yesterday. That movie was fucking crazy.
"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."
... @ May 24th 2008 7:11PM
lmao i luv that remix and thats dam funny btw
michas_pi @ May 25th 2008 2:03PM
Holy fucking shit, this is awesome.
Fantastic movie and even better book.
Peter @ Jun 24th 2008 6:33AM
We had two bags of natural gas, seventy-five barrels of crude, five sheets of coal, a whole galaxy of cans of unleaded, premium, diesel, jet fuel. Not that we need all that for our lives, but once you get locked into a serious fossil-fuel based society, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.