Grand Theft Auto IV featured on Will It Blend
by Griffin McElroy 
{ May 25th 2008 at 3:30PM }
Update: Apparently, this particular blending mystery was solved a while ago -- however, Tom Dickson promised us a free Blendtec blender if we brought it up again. We apologize for our unquenchable thirst for outrageously overpowered kitchen appliances.
Considering that Blendtec's doomsday device has already proved its ability to obliterate bricks, fake diamonds, small buildings and many large breeds of dogs, it should come as no surprise that (spoiler alert) it can chew through a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV with ease. What is surprising is host Tom Dickson's incredibly short fuse -- apparently, when something provides him with the smallest amount of displeasure, it finds itself on the business end of the appliance's screaming blades. For the sake of Tom's children (who likely have perfect grades and manners out of fear of a liquefying punishment), we remind the charismatic host that with great blending power comes great blending responsibility.
Considering that Blendtec's doomsday device has already proved its ability to obliterate bricks, fake diamonds, small buildings and many large breeds of dogs, it should come as no surprise that (spoiler alert) it can chew through a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV with ease. What is surprising is host Tom Dickson's incredibly short fuse -- apparently, when something provides him with the smallest amount of displeasure, it finds itself on the business end of the appliance's screaming blades. For the sake of Tom's children (who likely have perfect grades and manners out of fear of a liquefying punishment), we remind the charismatic host that with great blending power comes great blending responsibility.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
FSK405K @ May 25th 2008 3:34PM
Wasn't this already posted on Joystiq like 3 weeks ago?
Sabata @ May 25th 2008 3:36PM
Thats what I thought...
Tiptup300 @ May 25th 2008 3:36PM
http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/14/suprising-no-one-gta-iv-blends/
Huey2k2 @ May 25th 2008 3:37PM
I love it when Joystiq posts news they already posted weeks ago.
Neebs @ May 25th 2008 3:43PM
OLD'd!
Sora267 @ May 25th 2008 3:45PM
The first one was posted by Justin, too....
No sibling telepathy there!
Justin @ May 25th 2008 3:36PM
Slap in the face to all those who can't afford GTAIV
LilTmac2003 @ May 25th 2008 4:09PM
LOL!
That's hilarious.
Obie @ May 25th 2008 3:41PM
I gotta get me one of those blenders, it seems to make short work out of everything....excluding that Chuck Norris action figure hehe.
gamerprophet @ May 25th 2008 3:44PM
I'm really starting to not like this guy.
Code601 @ May 25th 2008 3:45PM
Will he blend??
gamerprophet @ May 25th 2008 4:17PM
Someone should try that.
eldee @ May 25th 2008 4:04PM
Will this post blend?