Of course, similar to what happened with Rock Band, Matt's hopes and dreams of Wii Fit curing his weight condition lead to what the movie advertisements refer to as a "roaring rampage of revenge" (after catching his breath from walking up the stairs). He roars. He rampages. We just hope Friend survives for the next big game launch sporting a plastic peripheral.
Of course, similar to what happened with Rock Band, Matt's hopes and dreams of Wii Fit curing his weight condition lead to what the movie advertisements refer to as a "roaring rampage of revenge" (after catching his breath from walking up the stairs). He roars. He rampages. We just hope Friend survives for the next big game launch sporting a plastic peripheral.
Reader Comments (60)
Posted: May 26th 2008 4:44PM Nick the Hero of Canton said
Your not going to lose weight soley from the game. I believe it could help (see WiiSports Weight Loss thingy) but you need to combine it with actual exercise, and proper diet.
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Posted: May 26th 2008 4:46PM (Unverified) said
I swear to god... if I see this guy in real life I'm gonna kill him...
I understand the satire, I just hate the way it's delivered.
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I understand the satire, I just hate the way it's delivered.
Posted: May 26th 2008 5:24PM masterinsan0 said
Wow. I wonder if there's a word for heavy prejudice against fat people? You know, like racism but for fatties? Would it be fattist? If so, I believe you radiate fattism.
Of course we all know that people on the internet that make fun of fat people are actually fat themselves, so it's probably a moot point.
But yeah, the guy in the video's still a douchebag regardless.
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Of course we all know that people on the internet that make fun of fat people are actually fat themselves, so it's probably a moot point.
But yeah, the guy in the video's still a douchebag regardless.
Posted: May 26th 2008 6:11PM Jimmyjames said
Phi Nguyen: Sure, bud. Because John Belushi wasn't funny. Neither was Chris Farley. John Goodman? Not funny, nossir. Jack Black isn't funny, either.
Maybe you meant to say ANYONE that thinks they're funny and aren't are annoying. Because your comment makes you sound like an ass.
And yes, I've got a little extra on me. I'm 6'3', and 230. I played football in high school and college, have always been able to make my girlfriends giggle, and I'll bet you wouldn't even think about saying that to me in person.
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Maybe you meant to say ANYONE that thinks they're funny and aren't are annoying. Because your comment makes you sound like an ass.
And yes, I've got a little extra on me. I'm 6'3', and 230. I played football in high school and college, have always been able to make my girlfriends giggle, and I'll bet you wouldn't even think about saying that to me in person.
Posted: May 26th 2008 6:15PM Jamesology said
lol ppl living in denail. Just like when I see vietnemese wearing Nike shocks to look taller.
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Posted: May 26th 2008 7:27PM Shagittarius said
All the poor Wii fanboys are butt hurt cause someone used a nintendo peripheral in joke.
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Posted: May 26th 2008 8:45PM (Unverified) said
@ Jimmyfatfat:
OMG! You're SOOO right! John Belushi is totally not funny, and John Candy even less so!
WTF is Chris Farley? ROFLCOPTER!! Apparently an hero according to wiki! So i guess he is kindoff funny, but the joke is on him!
Jack Black doesn't count, he's only semifat, so that makes him semifunny!
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OMG! You're SOOO right! John Belushi is totally not funny, and John Candy even less so!
WTF is Chris Farley? ROFLCOPTER!! Apparently an hero according to wiki! So i guess he is kindoff funny, but the joke is on him!
Jack Black doesn't count, he's only semifat, so that makes him semifunny!
Posted: May 26th 2008 10:17PM Jimmyjames said
Anders Fogh: Jack Black not fat?!? Guys a tub, what do you look like that you don't think that guy is a vat of lard?
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Posted: May 26th 2008 11:24PM BigPhi84 said
Um, wow, it's called reading comprehension, guys. I said "..who thinks he's funny". I didn't say 'who is funny.' There's a big difference there and I'll remember to explain things better next time for all the special people here.
Jimmyjimjim: Your stats sound average to me. You don't sound like you're fat, maybe a little pudgy. I have a friend that is about your size and I would never classify him as being overweight. Also, please can the macho image next time. I'm sorry that you were offended by my comment but you don't have to puff your chest out and offer snide comments. Chances are, we'll never meet and I'd never get to tell you anything to your face. Besides, the whole fat/funny comment probably doesn't apply to you anyways.
I like all those comedians you listed except for Chris Farley. That guy sucked. I hate comedians that you laugh "at" instead of "with".
MasterInsan0: Nope, I'm just your typical asian guy (5'8" 160lbs).
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Jimmyjimjim: Your stats sound average to me. You don't sound like you're fat, maybe a little pudgy. I have a friend that is about your size and I would never classify him as being overweight. Also, please can the macho image next time. I'm sorry that you were offended by my comment but you don't have to puff your chest out and offer snide comments. Chances are, we'll never meet and I'd never get to tell you anything to your face. Besides, the whole fat/funny comment probably doesn't apply to you anyways.
I like all those comedians you listed except for Chris Farley. That guy sucked. I hate comedians that you laugh "at" instead of "with".
MasterInsan0: Nope, I'm just your typical asian guy (5'8" 160lbs).
Posted: May 27th 2008 12:30AM Jimmyjames said
Phi-
I can't help being macho. It's just that big.
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I can't help being macho. It's just that big.
Posted: May 27th 2008 2:41PM Jimmyjames said
Make up your mind, Phi. Am I fat, pudgy, or about average? Speaking of, why are you putting so much thought into me? If I'm really that intriguing, send me your email and I'll forward you a picture. From the waist up, that is.
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Posted: May 27th 2008 6:50PM BigPhi84 said
Don't bother. I'm not a breast man. As I always say, anything more than a handful is a waste. LOL. j/k, dude. Actually, thinking about it, I guess that classifies me as a waste too. Let that compute for a little. Haha. I kid. It's kinda weird, I've been on Joystiq for a long time now and you're the first person that I've ever got into an argument with and I'll have to admit that your first reply really pissed me off. But looking back at it, we both overreacted and it's true what they say about arguing on the internet. I'm sure that Matt Z thinks that we're both retards. This will be my last post on this topic, so if you want, you can put the kabash on it, Gaylord (A little Dane Cook reference).
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Posted: May 28th 2008 6:49PM Jimmyjames said
Phi: No worries, mate. Actually I was having fun with it, never really pissed at all. I always kind of see internet arguments as who can score the biggest "ooohhh, SNAP!" comment. Not that it matters in the end. Peace.
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Posted: May 27th 2008 10:08AM matthewrex said
@Matt Z - Don't kill me! I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe...and make people laugh while doing it!
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Posted: May 26th 2008 5:02PM (Unverified) said
"...what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent [v]ideo were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone [o]n this site is now dumber for having watched it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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Posted: May 26th 2008 5:06PM SheppyReturns said
I'm amused by the videos. lthough the ending was sort of "meh."
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Posted: May 26th 2008 10:49PM (Unverified) said
Serious enough to defend yourself on an video game blog.
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Posted: May 26th 2008 5:09PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
¬_¬
I'm speechless, I had more of a laugh reading the comments then watching this.
One prat goes on a stupid journey to get fit
Okay, I need to go cleanse my brain >_
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I'm speechless, I had more of a laugh reading the comments then watching this.
One prat goes on a stupid journey to get fit
Okay, I need to go cleanse my brain >_
Posted: May 26th 2008 5:56PM (Unverified) said
It would be "humor" since they're from the US. So technically, you're wrong :-p
Unless they're Canadian or something, i don't know how they do it.
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Unless they're Canadian or something, i don't know how they do it.
Posted: May 26th 2008 6:14PM Geebs said
Haha, I really didn't intend that to be funny. I was opting for a load of expletives, but felt like this would be the more civilised response.
And DangerMouse: I'm Canadian so I spell like one. Only Scholastic localizes spellings and slang for the plebs :P
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And DangerMouse: I'm Canadian so I spell like one. Only Scholastic localizes spellings and slang for the plebs :P
Posted: May 26th 2008 6:02PM 007craft said
I thought it was funny. Maybe your all just wii fit defenders. You would be surprised at the ammount of people out there who think wii fit will actually get them fit. If you want to lose weight, get off your ass and go for a run, dont improve your balance on a 1 inch thick plastic board.
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Posted: May 26th 2008 6:24PM Jamesology said
LMAO mike. But you have to understand that most of these comments are from losers that dedicate their lives to videogames and never see sunlight. I mean, they even freak out when the sales of the beloved consoles decreases.
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Posted: May 26th 2008 6:32PM Jimmyjames said
Jamesology, you do realize how big of a hypocritical douchebag you look when you criticize gamers while posting on a site for...wait for it...VIDEOGAMES.
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Posted: May 27th 2008 12:51AM (Unverified) said
The sad thing is that this whole "Worst _______ Ever" thing has actually made el serpiente funnier than he was before.
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Posted: May 27th 2008 10:50AM (Unverified) said
Perfumed? You mean that shit-stained pair that I found on the street and UPSed to your house? I didn't even touch those with my bare hands, let alone hold them up to my nose.
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Posted: May 26th 2008 7:10PM (Unverified) said
Fricken hilarious.
Being a girl, i wanna get the Wii Fitness.
But i have a feeling it'll come to more use as a seat for playing GTA IV.
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Being a girl, i wanna get the Wii Fitness.
But i have a feeling it'll come to more use as a seat for playing GTA IV.
Posted: May 26th 2008 11:24PM (Unverified) said
When I want to watch mediocre videos filled with cliches I go to Youtube, not Joystiq.
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Posted: May 27th 2008 12:04AM (Unverified) said
So now Wii Fit is not supposed to help the user lose weight?
If thats the case then what the hell is it supposed to be/do?
It sounds to me like you Wiiophites are backtracking ... I think Nintendo intended for this to be used in conjuction with workouts and proper diet but to say it is not made to help someone lose weight only adds credance to the scale periphial argument ...
Now as said this fat slob needs more than just Wii Fit - His game comes out early 2009 tenatively titles Wii blob Suck
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If thats the case then what the hell is it supposed to be/do?
It sounds to me like you Wiiophites are backtracking ... I think Nintendo intended for this to be used in conjuction with workouts and proper diet but to say it is not made to help someone lose weight only adds credance to the scale periphial argument ...
Now as said this fat slob needs more than just Wii Fit - His game comes out early 2009 tenatively titles Wii blob Suck
Posted: May 27th 2008 10:11AM (Unverified) said
Mcpoop, as excited as I am to see Kimbo on CBS soon I really don't like the guy. He doesn't even represent the sport well and hes never fought anybody worth mentioning. I would like to see him go against a Houston Alexander. He'd get his shit ROCKED lol!! Am I right?
I'm glad UFC got the Budlight deal (although I wish it was Miller Lite :P)and has a main Fortune 500 Co advertising with it now. Mickeys Malt Liqour who? lol Next up should be the HBO deal. I don't know why they just dont co-produce it then both sides would be happy. I've been a MMA and UFC fan since the beginning and its really come a long way since then.
Boxing isn't dead of course but a lot of people are certainly switching over to MMA. I follow boxing still and still order some ppv's but I've switched to UFC mainly and either order all of them or catch them at BW3's.
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I'm glad UFC got the Budlight deal (although I wish it was Miller Lite :P)and has a main Fortune 500 Co advertising with it now. Mickeys Malt Liqour who? lol Next up should be the HBO deal. I don't know why they just dont co-produce it then both sides would be happy. I've been a MMA and UFC fan since the beginning and its really come a long way since then.
Boxing isn't dead of course but a lot of people are certainly switching over to MMA. I follow boxing still and still order some ppv's but I've switched to UFC mainly and either order all of them or catch them at BW3's.
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