Army of Two co-opts three free maps

If you miss Army of Two's bumping of the fists or its hoisting of the crotches, Electronic Arts (probably sensing your impending depression) is offering up the free Veteran Map Pack this Thursday. It's ... well, it's a pack of maps including "two brand new co-op campaign maps" taking you to a subway station in Kiev and SSC headquarters in MIami, along with an "enhanced multiplayer map" so you can relive your salad days two-on-two on the China Canal Lock map. Oh, and if you're bristling at the thought of dropping your hard earned money on more maps, don't worry: Pontiac's picking up the tab. What do you say?