Ubisoft has $1.2 billion acquisition war chest

They should acquire me. I could really use some of that money. In return, I will sell them the rights to the Imagine:Prom-Night Dumpster Babiez game I'm developing.

For marketing purposes, I think you should just rename it to Imagine: Abortionz.

Imagine: Coathangerz has a bit of that pizazz! to it as well.

Can it come with a special DS stylus?

*Throws up.

Wow you people are really disgusting. I expect this on 4chan but not here.

Also you aren't thinking like a corporation, you think this game as a single title when Ubisoft can make a franchise out of it.

The first title could be
Imagine My first teenage unwanted pregnancy.

The second could be either Imagine: Abortionz / Coathangerz or Life as a single motherz or why not all of them. I’m thinking in something like Pokémon Diamond pearl version instead of variations between creatures you can choose if the baby lives or dies.

I like your idea of a special edition with a stylus shaped like a coathanger, it could be the special edition that would be only available at Gamestop. F*ck little game shops, who buys there anywayz?

A DS stylus is a good idea, but for the Wii version, we need a cheap plastic Wiimote attachment that costs about 5 cents to manufacture but allows us to jack the price of the game up by about $10 bucks.

Good point, Mr. Esc. You are hereby in charge of the marketing department.

On his way out, the former division head informed me that the Limited-Edition Wii version will also come with a special hanger-shaped shell peripheral for the remote. This will also be compatable with the "Mommie Dearest" game scheduled for release in Q3.

What a great idea. I'm glad we are all in the same boat here.

I love; I really love the release date Q3 just Brilliant I mean Ubisoft was only going to release 25 titles during Q3:

Only 5 Rabbids game.
15 Imagine games including
Imagine: B*tch go and get me a Sandwichz.
Imagine: Women place is in the kitchenz.
Imagine: Why can’t you make a darn coffee woman? My secretary makes better coffee than this sh*tz.
4 ports of Ubisoft older titles for Wii but with decreased graphics and more loading times.
Oh yeah and Far cry 2 I guess.

But with out titles we can assure that Q3 of this year will be the most saturated months in gaming history until Q4.

Also we need the PSP ports that we are going to announce as the best with original content you won’t have anywhere else (Yeah as if) but we’ll make the PSP version so broken and with so many loading times that the people who bought it will be forced to get the Ps2 and Wii version. The suckers will trade in their PSP versions to buy the Wii and Ps2 version that will have the same exact content with less bugs and loading times and it will be cheaper too so the suckers will be encouraged to do so. The idiots will buy the same game twice isn’t it great?

Imagine: funny Joystiq commentz

words ending in q & z, thats quazy

Fair enough, but what about a Prince of Persia?

I'd be a little more interested in that, but I just overall think "UbiFilms" is a bad idea. I have a hard time thinking Ubisoft in its current state could pull it off if Square couldn't do it at one of it's highest points.

Sure, but with the fan success of FF VII Advent Children, Square showed it can be down properly. Plus, take Ubi-films, through in a well known producer (aka Jerry Bruckheimer, working on the PoP movie) and a good director, you may have money well spent.

A CG Splinter cell would be bad, but a CG PoP could be dynamite. Too bad we can't just call them Western Anime's or something cooler than CG Films though.

I liked the movie too, but that doesn't mean it was actually good :)

it's nice to get drunk before reading joystiq comments.

For some reason I see "Directed by Uwe Boll" under the title of those movies.