We thought about putting the kibosh on these WiiWare updates until we get the one game that we're ALL waiting for: Major League Eating. But it's Monday morning, so we've got a lot of internet to fill and we imagine you have an equal amount of free time. So here we are.
Toki Tori (Two Tribes, 1-2 players, Rated E for Everyone, 1,000 Wii Points): Well, it's WiiWare's fourth week, and we're finally getting our first remake of a Game Boy Color game (confidence get!). In this puzzle/platformer, you'll collect eggs using zany items across 70 levels. A second player can join in by "drawing hints while you are playing." We hope this picture of an oversized penis helps you, partner, because that's what you're getting.
Protöthea (UbiSoft, 1 player, 1,000 Wii Points): Protöthea (as you can see here) is a top-down scrolling shooter from UbiSoft. In an effort to find more to say about it, the official Nintendo press release notes it "introduces new concepts to a beloved, classic game style while mixing genres and utilizing the full capabilities of the Wii console, from graphics to controls." What does that mean, exactly? We have no idea.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Fernando Rocker @ Jun 2nd 2008 9:41AM
Toki Tori is, in my opinion, the best WiiWare title yet. 70 levels is a very good value, and definitely is not a casual title. It can be very hard.
And the graphics are pretty good.
Fernando Rocker @ Jun 2nd 2008 9:46AM
It's kinda like Mario vs Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis for the Nintendo DS.
mr nimblewick @ Jun 2nd 2008 10:28AM
It looks a little stilted.
Sir Fidlious Wong (Justin T. McElroy Memorial Burn of the Day Award) @ Jun 2nd 2008 10:40AM
At $5, I'd give it a shot. At $10, I'll wait until I can find a deal on Wii Points and hope I can remember it when I do find that deal.
Dale @ Jun 2nd 2008 11:01AM
Dr. Mario: Online Rx. The end.
Marshmallow713 @ Jun 2nd 2008 11:22AM
Amen. I still have the original Dr. Mario and my NES, but this version is worth it for the online and everything. I'm basically addicted.
Marshmallow713 @ Jun 2nd 2008 11:23AM
PS. Everything is just killing time till MGS4... I needs it so bad...
mr mobius @ Jun 2nd 2008 11:27AM
Why must fate be so cruel? 900 points! 900 points! Why must it be?