Bruce Willis in talks to star in Kane and Lynch film adaptation
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Bruce Willis is in talks to star in the upcoming Kane and Lynch film adaptation, reports Variety. Willis will play Adam "Kane" Marcus. That's one-half of the rumor from back in November 2007 that said Billy Bob Thornton was in talks for the role of Lynch. According to the Variety piece, the filmmakers are still looking for Lynch, with shooting to begin before the end of the year. The movie will be directed by Simon Crane, based on a script by Kyle Ward.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 8:59PM (Unverified) said
He should play Lynch not Kane, his 70's look in Lucky Number Slevin is almost identical to Lynch.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:11PM (Unverified) said
I wonder if Jeff Gerstmann will make a cameo appearance....
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:18PM (Unverified) said
Seems like a little redundant role if Billy Bob were to join. "Bandits" anyone?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:20PM (Unverified) said
So I suppose this movie will be littered with f-bombs as well? Come on, it's gotta make it into the top 3 at least!
Currently:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_that_most_frequently_use_the_word_%22fuck%22
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Currently:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_that_most_frequently_use_the_word_%22fuck%22
Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:38PM (Unverified) said
didn't he already do a movie like this with bill bob thorton?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 10:44PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
While the game blew, I don't think anyone can deny that the game had an interesting story. hopefully this will make a decent popcorn flick.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 10:45PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
aaaww fuck I didn't mean to respond to you. Anyways. Dude Bruce Willis>>>>>Jason Statham.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 11:45PM Premature ejaculation man said
I can see the headlines!
Poorly received video game becomes $212 million blockbuster!
In other news; Uwe Boll hangs himself out of shame, game industry cheers!
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Poorly received video game becomes $212 million blockbuster!
In other news; Uwe Boll hangs himself out of shame, game industry cheers!
Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 10:43PM NO DOUBT GET LOUD said
Expect this movie to get 5 star ratings everywhere
Expect film critics suddenly buying Cadillacs afterwards
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Expect film critics suddenly buying Cadillacs afterwards
Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 10:58PM (Unverified) said
Oh dear lord this pisses me off. The fact that talent like Bruce's is being wasted on this. The story may seem interesting at the start but you will soon realize that the only somewhat likable character is Lynch who, despite being a murderous sociopath, is often the voice of reason in the game. There is no way I'm seeing this movie unless they either cut out the daughter completely or make her 2 years old because she is the most annoying character in anything ever. The Garth Ennis novel Pride and joy is a similiar story but much much better.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 11:13PM (Unverified) said
Lemme listen into the future for a sec...
"I give this film a 5 star rating. This review has been brought to you by Kane and Lynch, in theatres now!"
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"I give this film a 5 star rating. This review has been brought to you by Kane and Lynch, in theatres now!"
Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 11:45PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
It would be really really unfair to good games with good stories everywhere. But, meh.
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Posted: Jun 4th 2008 1:15AM (Unverified) said
I have this friend who works in the film business and I saw this super early screening of it in secret, and I'd give it a 6.0.
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Posted: Jun 4th 2008 3:50PM (Unverified) said
@Luke, it was an IMDb joke, every movie has a post like that. Also, I went with Gerstmann's score for the game.
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Posted: Jun 4th 2008 2:59PM (Unverified) said
Well great games make shit films, so maybe a shit game will make a great film. Most likely not though.
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