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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 8:59PM (Unverified) said

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He should play Lynch not Kane, his 70's look in Lucky Number Slevin is almost identical to Lynch.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:18PM Aperture said

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or he could do both
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:07PM EMaster said

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I think those 2 would be perfect! I just hope it will be a good movie!
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:08PM blash said

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Looks like something to look forward to - I barely got past the first 2 levels because I couldn't stand the gameplay, but the story looked alright so the movie could be good.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:11PM (Unverified) said

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I wonder if Jeff Gerstmann will make a cameo appearance....
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:14PM AoE said

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hahahahahaha, that would be AWESOME
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:11PM Sora said

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For this to work, it has to have product placement, receive a review that doesn't match up with its score, and it has to be the final straw in the firing of someone who nobody cared about until the firing.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:12PM Sora said

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I said product placement because it has to involve advertising in some shape or form.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:18PM (Unverified) said

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Seems like a little redundant role if Billy Bob were to join. "Bandits" anyone?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:20PM (Unverified) said

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So I suppose this movie will be littered with f-bombs as well? Come on, it's gotta make it into the top 3 at least!

Currently:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_that_most_frequently_use_the_word_%22fuck%22
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:38PM (Unverified) said

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didn't he already do a movie like this with bill bob thorton?
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Posted: Jun 4th 2008 3:08PM TRTX said

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The characters played by Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thorton in Bandits would be nothing like the characters they'd play in Kane and Lynch...

C'mon. The whole gimmick of Bandits was that they never had weapons, they just robbed people by politely asking.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 9:59PM rocko213 said

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are you kidding? How was Jason Statham not considered instead?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 10:44PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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While the game blew, I don't think anyone can deny that the game had an interesting story. hopefully this will make a decent popcorn flick.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 10:45PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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aaaww fuck I didn't mean to respond to you. Anyways. Dude Bruce Willis>>>>>Jason Statham.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 10:28PM zsavior said

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Wouldn't it be ironic if this game became a good video game movie. I game hailed as crap by the community becomes gold in the box office, I never played the game in any event so it would all be new to me.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 11:45PM Premature ejaculation man said

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I can see the headlines!
Poorly received video game becomes $212 million blockbuster!

In other news; Uwe Boll hangs himself out of shame, game industry cheers!
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 10:33PM dargis49 said

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Don't do it.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 10:43PM NO DOUBT GET LOUD said

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Expect this movie to get 5 star ratings everywhere

Expect film critics suddenly buying Cadillacs afterwards
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 10:58PM (Unverified) said

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Oh dear lord this pisses me off. The fact that talent like Bruce's is being wasted on this. The story may seem interesting at the start but you will soon realize that the only somewhat likable character is Lynch who, despite being a murderous sociopath, is often the voice of reason in the game. There is no way I'm seeing this movie unless they either cut out the daughter completely or make her 2 years old because she is the most annoying character in anything ever. The Garth Ennis novel Pride and joy is a similiar story but much much better.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 11:13PM (Unverified) said

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Lemme listen into the future for a sec...

"I give this film a 5 star rating. This review has been brought to you by Kane and Lynch, in theatres now!"
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 11:17PM Ridgecity said

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Now you understand why they fired that guy that sacked this game, they were already selling it as a movie franchise...
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 11:45PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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It would be really really unfair to good games with good stories everywhere. But, meh.
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Posted: Jun 4th 2008 1:15AM (Unverified) said

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I have this friend who works in the film business and I saw this super early screening of it in secret, and I'd give it a 6.0.
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Posted: Jun 4th 2008 4:39AM Virus one said

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Yea right.
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Posted: Jun 4th 2008 7:22AM imadogg said

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I have this friend who works in the film business and I saw this super early screening of it in secret as well, and I'd give it an 8.0. Not bad.
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Posted: Jun 4th 2008 3:50PM (Unverified) said

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@Luke, it was an IMDb joke, every movie has a post like that. Also, I went with Gerstmann's score for the game.
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Posted: Jun 4th 2008 2:23AM OMGOMG said

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Gamespot gives this 2 thumbs up!
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Posted: Jun 4th 2008 3:28AM sinai said

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first gerstmann gate, then ebert and roeper gate?
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Posted: Jun 5th 2008 10:53AM spacemonkey said

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So what? Its Bandits all over again.
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Posted: Jun 4th 2008 2:59PM (Unverified) said

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Well great games make shit films, so maybe a shit game will make a great film. Most likely not though.
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