ESRB rates 'The Last Guy' for PS3
by Ludwig Kietzmann 
{ Jun 3rd 2008 at 6:55PM }
We've requested comment from the folks at Sony, but in lieu of an actual answer, let's consider the most likely (and gratuitously fabricated) explanations:
- The Last Guy (being the ultimate next-gen card game): Hook up the PlayStation Eye camera and throw down some cards with three of your mates. Match up numbers, colors and shapes as you attempt to keep your cards for as long as possible. Don't forget to shout, "Last Guy!" when you're the final card holder, or everything is forfeit. "I win!" "No way dude, you didn't say 'Last Guy!' Pick up 47 clubs!"
- The Last Guy (being the ultimate next-gen survival-horror): Following a cataclysmic scientific accident involving an egg whisk and inter-dimensional clumsiness, you find yourself to be last guy on Earth. Arming yourself with shovels, pickets, heavy brass doorknobs and whatever else you can find, you embark on a journey fraught with peril and mutated humans who are clearly not guys.
- The Last Guy (being the ultimate next-gen castle sim): As the last guy, it's up to you to foil the hero before he beats the entire game. Obstruct the moat with robot crocodiles, instruct your mindless minions and construct the most elaborate (but still homey) deathtrap in the neighborhood. Spinning columns of searing fire? Yes! Unexpectedly placed bottomless pits? Certainly! A barely supportive rope bridge with an axe conveniently located right behind you? Hey, we can't play the game for you!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Talryyn @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:02PM
You had me at castle, but you lost me at card game.
Jhongerkong @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:05PM
Women have flipped out and killed every guy except for you,
Are you a bad enough dude to stop the feminists?
HighFiveJesus @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:16PM
sub mission : Are you a bad enough dude to have sex with some of them?
Lars @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:36PM
That's along the lines of what I was thinking.
The Last Guy (being the next Leisure Suit Larry):
A pandemic wiped out all the men on earth except one... Will you be man enough to face billions of suddenly single women in an attempt to repopulate the earth and save humanity?
jimbob @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:08PM
Horror games are all the same, but given the title... my money is on that one.
http://www.weezerjonas.com/CDA5240F87574D8387EBDE8FEC733210/tracklink.asp?guid=9338E08DB4AC447A9F28C553C5A3D6B2
Double J @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:09PM
It's the newest ultimate Party game from the creators of The Guy Game.
tmacairjordan87 @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:10PM
Less card games and playstation eye games, more AAA real games please.
Seriously it seems like every fucking week another playstation eye game comes out on the psn. How about stop supporting something almost no one has and put some ps1 games up there which everyone has access to.
tmacairjordan87 @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:24PM
After re-reading the article once my rage died down, I realized it was only a scenario.
Seriously though...enough eyetoy and card games sony.
Kite @ Jun 4th 2008 8:14PM
"After re-reading the article"
I believe you mean after "actually reading the article" instead.
Cesaria (MKW:2621-2994-1376) @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:12PM
Narwhal FTW! Seriously, I want one. Imagine a "Beware of Narwhal" sign. Nothing can top that.
Dustin @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:14PM
Good god, Luwig... as much as I love your rediculously intricate vocabulary, sometimes I think that all those Lucasarts adventure games have serious fried a large portion of your brain.
"Obstruct the moat with robot crocodiles, instruct your mindless minions and construct the most elaborate (but still homey) deathtrap in the neighborhood."
^ That made my day. Also, I'd like to point out that even with the title being "ESRB Rates..", we have to click the read link to find out the actual rating.
We readers are lazy! You know this!
Donald @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:23PM
SPOILERS:
E10+
Alcohol Reference,
Mild Suggestive Themes,
Mild Violence
Dustin @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:15PM
After reading about the Narwhal on Wikipedia, I have come to the conclusion that this is the most terrifying animal on our planet Earth.
Forget rabbids - It's the NARWHALS that are going to get us all! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Jagzi11a @ Jun 4th 2008 9:14AM
seriously, how many people just read that wiki on narwhals? those things are rediculous. . . i bet i could fist fight one of those!
rodrigo @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:54PM
lol i wonder wat ppl is gonna say
Neebs @ Jun 3rd 2008 7:59PM
The third one: DO WANT
rivaldi22 @ Jun 3rd 2008 9:04PM
I vote "Y: The Last Man" text RPG.
But that's just me.
The_Punisher @ Jun 3rd 2008 9:48PM
I'd by the latter 2 :)
WRE (PSN: WorstReviewEver; Gamertag: HaloKissesBoys; Wii Friend Code: 4204-4590-6106-3583) @ Jun 4th 2008 2:24AM
You guys are way off. Obviously "The Last Guy" is an anagram for "The Gay Lust". If you don't know what that's about, try googling it.
Maverick Saturn @ Jun 4th 2008 3:24AM
Yay, a porno game where you are the last man on earth surrounded by beautiful women :)
Maverick Saturn @ Jun 4th 2008 3:26AM
It is your mission to keep males going on by continuously breeding
Slaziman @ Jun 4th 2008 4:42AM
Could be, except it's rated E10+ by the ESRB :(
Maverick Saturn @ Jun 4th 2008 12:13PM
Well thats why they will have two versions, duh, one for 10+ and one for 18+ :) lol