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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:01PM captcarl said

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Oh yea forgot, Xbox please.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:02PM bigd7387 said

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I can think of 3 and would like 360 version with an X-Large T-Shirt. Here's hoping I will ever win anything.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:02PM Wired1 said

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My Kung Fu Is Strong.

Isn't that enough? :)

2008

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:03PM (Unverified) said

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69! OMG LOL!

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:18PM (Unverified) said

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As a certified ninja, the number of ways I know to kill people with my hands is about Graham's number plus one. One of those ways involves writing Graham's number out on someone's brain, causing them to have a seizure from the number overload.

Posted: Jun 4th 2008 7:34AM (Unverified) said

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I'd go with 5 perhaps six depending on the medical attention received.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:03PM Macroy said

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I can think of around 15, and 30 if "while wearing gloves" counts.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:03PM (Unverified) said

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You can never go wrong with the good ol" two thumbs > two eyes = dead!

:D

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:03PM Revving Injuns said

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I know 666 ways.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:04PM Bobert said

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I can't kill a man with my bare hands. But I can kill them with my...bear hands!

That's right. Bear hands. Roar.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:04PM hahmadi82 said

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rear naked choke =)

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:04PM (Unverified) said

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I know how to kill with my bear hands.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:05PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe like five?
Is it bad that I thought about it for a while?

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:05PM Courtney said

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42

360, XL

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:07PM jigsawhc said

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3

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:11PM (Unverified) said

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Zero :(

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:22PM stevie b said

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1, but i know 3 ways to skin a cat

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:16PM Bastic said

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Do it like in RoadHouse Patrick Swayze style. Rip out throat with bare hands. Its a dog eat dog world. Or use the powers of the force. Which ever comes first

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 7:19PM (Unverified) said

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0 ways. I'm a passivist.

Medium shirt and PS3

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:13PM tomato said

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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you :P

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:12PM (Unverified) said

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Forty Two of course!

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:12PM (Unverified) said

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Take my hand and pick up a gun

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:40PM (Unverified) said

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I know one way, but it's the only way you'll ever need.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:13PM (Unverified) said

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5 and a half different ways

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:17PM (Unverified) said

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A roundhouse kick will kill anyone. Chuck Norris has proven that over and over again.

1. The lottery numbers aren't random. It's the number of people Chuck has killed on any given day.

I want the 360 version, and a large shirt.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:13PM saintrobyn said

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42 ways

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:13PM (Unverified) said

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Why even touch them when you can stink eye them to death!

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:13PM pjh898 said

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Number of ways to kill a man with your (my) bare hands, its got to be... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!
/im sorry
x360 medium

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:14PM aStagnantSleep said

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Two ways.

One word.

Norris.

Nuff said.

(Size:Medium)

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:14PM (Unverified) said

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11

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:16PM Desolation33 said

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Mmm.... Two, I think.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:18PM (Unverified) said

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3 or 4, depending on the weather and how much I've been drinking.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:18PM (Unverified) said

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At very least I can think of two off the top of my head. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Also, I need that voice recorder if I want to send you guys messages for the podcast. Oh, and I don't have 400 extra dollars unfortunately so I'd like the game on 360.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:18PM Blurrz said

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3.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:18PM (Unverified) said

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Nigh infinite. Fewer if you include feet.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:20PM (Unverified) said

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I know one, cause thats all I'll ever need

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:23PM (Unverified) said

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2

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:19PM ron31482 said

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0 ways with my bare hands.

When performing a hit, I always wear latex gloves so to not leave behind any DNA nor fingerprints...can't be too careful these days with those CSI guys.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:18PM (Unverified) said

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12 so far. I also know of 12 ways to dispose of a body now.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:20PM (Unverified) said

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1, mine involves some time to get my hand jive ready

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:20PM AkmGamer said

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I'm thinking of only 1 but me being able to accomplish it? not a chance.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:20PM Flametrooper said

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Hmm...just a few. Let's see: neck break in three different ways, cracking head and stomping on, punching to death, strangling. Six! Woot!

Oh, and Xbox 360 if I win.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 8:45PM (Unverified) said

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I know 20

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:21PM Kev13Dd said

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Zero

-Kevin

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:21PM (Unverified) said

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Five or six. I guess more if you count minor variations.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:55PM jmf243 said

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3,179

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:22PM ColinK said

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Um, I can think of a lot more after having seen "arm bar" counts as like 250...

...PS3

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:22PM finnith said

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4 or 5. But it's not like I can.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:24PM (Unverified) said

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probably just a few

Posted: Jun 3rd 2008 6:25PM meamgood said

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