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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
severian00 @ Jun 6th 2008 5:35PM
Good thing Sony made sure it was a PS3 exclusive
Cyro @ Jun 6th 2008 5:56PM
Of Course. Its the Halo Killer!
xFenixKnightx @ Jun 6th 2008 6:16PM
Obligatory H4.5ZE!!! :D
BPM [MKWii: 2578 3585 8392] @ Jun 6th 2008 6:39PM
5 kinda looks like a backwards Z...
H4.5E
Meh, if only the score was 4.2...
H4.2E
There we go.
Phi Nguyen @ Jun 6th 2008 7:13PM
Didn't Gamestop Canada have a promotion where you could play this game for a week, and if you didn't like it, you could return it for it's full value? Good thing that didn't pan out. LOL.
BananaBoat @ Jun 7th 2008 5:56AM
Haze is almost the FPS killer. After playing the demo, I didn't want to play any FPS's for awhile; I was so disgusted.
NATO_Duke @ Jun 6th 2008 5:36PM
That was fast. :O
Ace b @ Jun 8th 2008 8:58PM
That's what she said.
After she played it.
BPM [MKWii: 2578 3585 8392] @ Jun 6th 2008 5:38PM
Guess not even GameStop can get rid of a bomb...
Mal F4cti0n @ Jun 6th 2008 5:48PM
Hopefully game stop doesn't run around like a pansy too.
BPM [MKWii: 2578 3585 8392] @ Jun 6th 2008 5:58PM
Don't they already do that everyday?
TheOverlord#2 can has Mario Karts?(MK:2578-3517-9859) @ Jun 6th 2008 7:41PM
Only when you don't "pre-order something today".
(Have you added me on MKWii yet, BPM?)
BPM [MKWii: 2578 3585 8392] @ Jun 6th 2008 7:44PM
Already did a while back. :)
Zertoss @ Jun 6th 2008 5:38PM
This is the single greatest article to ever be written.
CTC XBL-supapaypamawio PSN-ctclaw @ Jun 6th 2008 5:39PM
Haha I know, I sent it in as a tip after seeing it on PS3 fanboy even though I tried to stop coming to joystiq due to the hummingbird.
DWells55 @ Jun 6th 2008 7:12PM
Ludwig FTW!
E.J. @ Jun 6th 2008 8:58PM
Maybe it's the vicodin from getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled, but "Holy Heart Failure!" made me ROFL literally for a few minutes.
Ludwig, you're awesome.
Korova *Pyro aspect* @ Jun 7th 2008 7:32AM
That was laconic!
This is not Joystiq. THIS IS SPARTA!
ronald.raygun @ Jun 6th 2008 5:38PM
hahahaha, hilarious
Edsy @ Jun 6th 2008 5:40PM
haha that video was perfect
Godmil @ Jun 6th 2008 6:32PM
That whole film is actually a lot better than you'd expect it to be.
SimbaDogg @ Jun 6th 2008 8:01PM
Jeeeeezus, i can't believe it took like 20 comments for someone to finally bring up that clip. I remember that so well, i was just waiting for the part where it looks like batman was blown to kingdom come...classic video though
Daniel @ Jun 6th 2008 5:39PM
maybe the best joystiq non-post EVAR.
Alex @ Jun 6th 2008 5:40PM
lol... wut? o_O
how long is that damn bomb supposed to stay lit.
bm @ Jun 6th 2008 6:17PM
Until -exactly- the moment it's safe to explode, of course.
Haggard @ Jun 6th 2008 7:26PM
Surely due to the main property of a lit fuse - that it's on fire - batman could have just thrown it into the water?
Get over it @ Jun 6th 2008 7:59PM
This made my month.
phobic99 @ Jun 6th 2008 5:42PM
Pure... West.
Sean @ Jun 6th 2008 8:53PM
Nobody messes with Adam We!
chukz @ Jun 6th 2008 5:42PM
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb"
The video says it all.
It probably didn't do well because it was too unique... you know, a first person shooter with "Next-Gen" visuals... it's just too new... people aren't ready for that yet...
Whoppy @ Jun 6th 2008 5:43PM
It's sad that Haze got such a drubbing, I rented it over the weekend and it's ok, certainly better than the Bourne game IMO. If I lived in the US I would probably spend $40 on it.... Partially for the novelty value of buying a "next-gen" game for ~£20 :)
deaftly @ Jun 6th 2008 5:47PM
Perfect ending to a work week, thank you Ludwig!
FLTC @ Jun 6th 2008 5:48PM
That's was hilarious!!!
Mal F4cti0n @ Jun 6th 2008 5:51PM
I wish everyone on the entire planet would watch and appreciate the cleverness of showing that video along with the heading.....classic.
John @ Jun 6th 2008 5:52PM
Best Joystiq post ever.
Hala Madrid!! @ Jun 6th 2008 5:52PM
holy heart failure!!!
Jhongerkong @ Jun 6th 2008 5:54PM
Damn internet ninja :p
Hala Madrid!! @ Jun 6th 2008 6:03PM
Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Supply clerk (pointing to "BEWARE OF DOG" sign): Well, we have exactly what you--
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY." So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out--in a body bag from dog injuries.
bender @ Jun 6th 2008 6:14PM
Nobody messes with Adam We.
BPM [MKWii: 2578 3585 8392] @ Jun 6th 2008 6:40PM
You can't interview a DEAD man... can you?
[jumps out the window]
Jhongerkong @ Jun 6th 2008 5:53PM
Holy heart-failure!
SoulBlade @ Jun 6th 2008 5:54PM
Can't wait to see it on sale in a used bin for $4.50.
That bomb lasted longer than most games these days.
aristokrat @ Jun 6th 2008 5:56PM
So odd that you would turn around when running towards an approaching group of people you don't want to blow up. If he kept going PAST them, they would be out of harm's way. Oh, Adam West...
Draco Basileus @ Jun 6th 2008 5:59PM
Still not low enough.
JimyD @ Jun 6th 2008 6:10PM
That is classic Batman TV and a perfect metaphor for Haze.
rip @ Jun 6th 2008 6:11PM
Brilliant!
KVN @ Jun 6th 2008 6:12PM
LMAO the video is absolutely perfect.
bender @ Jun 6th 2008 6:13PM
LMAO. Ludwig has won the internets... again.
Neebs @ Jun 6th 2008 6:14PM
Ironic how when the blog writers don't write and just put in an embed link everyone declares it the greatest article....
I love it, Ludwig!
thehunter1320 @ Jun 6th 2008 6:17PM
Ludwig = Epic Win