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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:35PM severian00 said

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Good thing Sony made sure it was a PS3 exclusive
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:56PM (Unverified) said

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Of Course. Its the Halo Killer!
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:16PM (Unverified) said

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Obligatory H4.5ZE!!! :D
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:39PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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5 kinda looks like a backwards Z...

H4.5E

Meh, if only the score was 4.2...

H4.2E

There we go.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 7:13PM BigPhi84 said

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Didn't Gamestop Canada have a promotion where you could play this game for a week, and if you didn't like it, you could return it for it's full value? Good thing that didn't pan out. LOL.
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Posted: Jun 7th 2008 5:56AM BananaBoat said

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Haze is almost the FPS killer. After playing the demo, I didn't want to play any FPS's for awhile; I was so disgusted.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:36PM Duke said

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That was fast. :O
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Posted: Jun 8th 2008 8:58PM (Unverified) said

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That's what she said.

After she played it.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:38PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Guess not even GameStop can get rid of a bomb...
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:48PM Mal F4cti0n said

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Hopefully game stop doesn't run around like a pansy too.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:58PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Don't they already do that everyday?
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 7:41PM OMGITSJAD said

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Only when you don't "pre-order something today".

(Have you added me on MKWii yet, BPM?)
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 7:44PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Already did a while back. :)
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:38PM Zertoss said

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This is the single greatest article to ever be written.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:39PM (Unverified) said

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Haha I know, I sent it in as a tip after seeing it on PS3 fanboy even though I tried to stop coming to joystiq due to the hummingbird.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 7:12PM DWells55 said

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Ludwig FTW!
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 8:58PM EJ A said

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Maybe it's the vicodin from getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled, but "Holy Heart Failure!" made me ROFL literally for a few minutes.

Ludwig, you're awesome.
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Posted: Jun 7th 2008 7:32AM Korova Pamplona said

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That was laconic!

This is not Joystiq. THIS IS SPARTA!
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:38PM dr steve brule said

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hahahaha, hilarious
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:40PM (Unverified) said

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haha that video was perfect
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:32PM Godmil said

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That whole film is actually a lot better than you'd expect it to be.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 8:01PM simbadogg said

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Jeeeeezus, i can't believe it took like 20 comments for someone to finally bring up that clip. I remember that so well, i was just waiting for the part where it looks like batman was blown to kingdom come...classic video though
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:39PM danielsloan said

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maybe the best joystiq non-post EVAR.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:40PM flight240 said

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lol... wut? o_O

how long is that damn bomb supposed to stay lit.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:17PM bm111 said

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Until -exactly- the moment it's safe to explode, of course.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 7:26PM Haggard said

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Surely due to the main property of a lit fuse - that it's on fire - batman could have just thrown it into the water?
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 7:59PM (Unverified) said

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This made my month.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:42PM phobic99 said

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Pure... West.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 8:53PM (Unverified) said

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Nobody messes with Adam We!
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:42PM tchuks said

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"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb"

The video says it all.

It probably didn't do well because it was too unique... you know, a first person shooter with "Next-Gen" visuals... it's just too new... people aren't ready for that yet...
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:43PM (Unverified) said

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It's sad that Haze got such a drubbing, I rented it over the weekend and it's ok, certainly better than the Bourne game IMO. If I lived in the US I would probably spend $40 on it.... Partially for the novelty value of buying a "next-gen" game for ~£20 :)
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:47PM (Unverified) said

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Perfect ending to a work week, thank you Ludwig!
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:48PM poloman20 said

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That's was hilarious!!!
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:51PM Mal F4cti0n said

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I wish everyone on the entire planet would watch and appreciate the cleverness of showing that video along with the heading.....classic.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:52PM (Unverified) said

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Best Joystiq post ever.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:52PM (Unverified) said

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holy heart failure!!!
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:54PM NO DOUBT GET LOUD said

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Damn internet ninja :p
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:03PM (Unverified) said

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Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Supply clerk (pointing to "BEWARE OF DOG" sign): Well, we have exactly what you--
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY." So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out--in a body bag from dog injuries.

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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:14PM (Unverified) said

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Nobody messes with Adam We.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:40PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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You can't interview a DEAD man... can you?

[jumps out the window]
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:53PM NO DOUBT GET LOUD said

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Holy heart-failure!
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:54PM SoulBlade said

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Can't wait to see it on sale in a used bin for $4.50.

That bomb lasted longer than most games these days.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:56PM aristokrat said

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So odd that you would turn around when running towards an approaching group of people you don't want to blow up. If he kept going PAST them, they would be out of harm's way. Oh, Adam West...
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:59PM (Unverified) said

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Still not low enough.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:10PM (Unverified) said

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That is classic Batman TV and a perfect metaphor for Haze.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:11PM (Unverified) said

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Brilliant!
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:12PM kvn7918 said

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LMAO the video is absolutely perfect.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:13PM (Unverified) said

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LMAO. Ludwig has won the internets... again.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:14PM Neebs said

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Ironic how when the blog writers don't write and just put in an embed link everyone declares it the greatest article....

I love it, Ludwig!
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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 6:17PM thehunter1320 said

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Ludwig = Epic Win
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