Impossibly new Final Fantasy achievements added

The guys over at
Xbox360Achievements.org did some snooping around Xbox.com and discovered that
Final Fantasy XI has received a Gamerscore boost. As if the game's
achievements weren't already impossible enough to unlock (seriously, has anyone actually earned a 1000GS on this game?) Square Enix decided to add 25 more achievements, all secret because that's how they roll, totaling an additional 250 Gamerscore. The achievement additions are speculated to be due to
FFXI's 2008 re-release. We feel for anyone who's actually going to white knuckle it through this game to earn these new secret achievements. We advise just staying away and saving yourself the pain and agony.