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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:36PM McWeen said

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If some one was that paranoid about game leaks they should be smart enough to avoid the internet until after they finished the game, like people did with the last Harry Potter.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 1:21PM (Unverified) said

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In Niko Bellic voice:Sorry but this is a hijack don't try to be a hero.


They forgot:IT'S A COOKBOOK!
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 4:59PM (Unverified) said

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The Titanic sinks!
Trinity dies!
Donald Sutherland is a body snatcher!
Maggie shot Mr. Burns!
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 5:42PM (Unverified) said

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Epic movie wasn't epic...oh wait that wasn't a spoiler.

The call was coming from inside the house.
Her best friend was the killer.
Jackson dies in the nuke.
Snake never died (MGS2 folks don't worry)
Master Chief is still alive.
The cake is a lie.




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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 7:20PM pasta SteamXBL pastapappie said

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Bruce Willis is a ghost.
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Posted: Jun 10th 2008 2:17AM Ironmanxrs2 said

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Einhorn is Finkle.... Finkle is Einhorn...
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Posted: Jun 12th 2008 5:40PM (Unverified) said

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@Snatcher

I dub thee.....my HERO.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:36PM (Unverified) said

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Funny! I don't see it as much of a slap though. Could be just me in my avoidance of any fanboyisms
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 3:56PM Magetto1 said

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From what I understand (and heard) it was a joke about MGS1. That scene takes place in the same part of MGS1 where you had to swap discs. Only thing is they did the joke really really badly. It might have worked out better if they were more subtle about it and weren't so obnoxiously blatant with the whole "HAR HAR BLUE RAY IS AWESOME!"

Something more along the lines of-
Otacon: Snake, it's time to change discs.
Snake: What are you talking about, Otacon?
Otacon: Oh wait, you're right. I'm sorry, Snake. Guess I just had a spell of déjà vu.
**END CONVERSATION**

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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 4:16PM (Unverified) said

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You know the funny thing is that PS3fanboy actually used the Xbox360 name in their post just to create flame. I wonder why Joystiq didn't do the same?
but anyways, multiple discs or not MGS4 will eventually come out for the Xbox360.

Yes I said it.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 9:51PM (Unverified) said

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@ Hala Madrid!!

O rlly?
And Halo 3 and Gears of War 2 is coming to the ps3 also.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:36PM squeevi said

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Not really that funny.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 6:57PM (Unverified) said

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The humour relies on the fact that you often have to swap discs on rival systems.


...But you don't...
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:37PM (Unverified) said

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half decent zing
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:36PM mrguru said

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OMG you ruined just about every movie i was intrested in seeing @ some point... i hate your guts!!
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 1:31PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but I really hate that picture, because, yes, there are a few movies on there I haven't seen which you just ruined for me. Honestly, it's just not that cool.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 1:45PM Vegnagun said

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Donnie does die.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 1:48PM mrguru said

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oh no im LIVID! in every sense of the word. i cant believe it...
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 2:52PM ForTheHuynh said

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I love wearing that shirt to movies.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 4:36PM GreyFox said

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FUCK! I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS YET.

THANKS A FUCK LOT GUYS I REALLY APPRECIATED THAT.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:37PM kvn7918 said

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Yea i saw this the other day and i didn't really find it that funny.Kinda cute but not funny.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 2:06PM SheppyReturns said

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Yeah, the best zings are still in R&C:ToD...

Although I did laugh my ass off in Heavenly Sword when she points Twing Twang at the guys nuts and says "..or else I'll hit your weak point for Massive Damage..."
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:37PM TheDetective said

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Wow, that feels so out of place. All I can say is "whatever", but I find it funny that Konami (or Sony if they had any involvement) would have to do something so blatant.

K387
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 3:28PM Haggard said

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MGS typically breaks the fourth wall quite a lot.. in one section of MGS2, all snake's allies are telling you to stop playing the game over his earpiece.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 3:41PM (Unverified) said

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I'm glad this guy signed his blog name at the end of his post.

ViagraFiend
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 3:54PM SheppyReturns said

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I don't see why that's so unusual...

Sir Fidlious Wong Esquire IV...
Ravager of the Ricelands...
Celtic Invader Extraordinaire...
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 10:19PM spin cycle said

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Are you kidding me? In one of the games you had to take the controller out and plug it into port 2 to win the battle. In another it explicitly tells you to put your controller on the table.

The games know they are games, it's the style of the MGS games. It's worked so far for them (no thanks to me, I've bought none of them).
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:38PM Korova Pamplona said

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The post is more thrilling than the video, which doesnt live up. I give it a 4.5.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:39PM Pojomofo said

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I didnt realize it was a Haze video?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:39PM Pojomofo said

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I didnt realize it was a Haze video?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:58PM Korova Pamplona said

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Its not Haze, its another attempt by Sony to be cool that kinda fails.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 1:05PM Lijik said

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So Konami is now Sony? Awesome. Its great to know that when someone makes a console joke, they are now officially the company that isn't the butt of the joke.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:38PM (Unverified) said

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I still think is more of a reference to the MGS 1 but it does make you wonder...
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 1:38PM FredFredrickson said

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I think you're probably right.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 2:08PM MrHashbrown said

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Yeah I'm guessing it's a context-sensitive joke.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:39PM Pojomofo said

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I dont have that dilemma, my work blocks all streaming media, so I couldnt watch it even if I wanted to. I will find out what it is soon enough :)
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:42PM NegativeGhostrider said

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It's probably just me but I saw it more as a rip on the past Metal Gear Solid Games on the PS1 and PS2. MGS1 had 2 discs and MGS3 had a separate disc just for multiplayer.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:41PM (Unverified) said

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If that wasn't a plug, I don't know what is.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:42PM Mike Wall said

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Who is actually bothered by swapping disks? That is indeed a new breed of laziness. Is it really that hard at some point in a 20 hour game to get up and exchange one disk for another? One time. In 20 hours. Then you leave that disk in for the remainder of the game. I don't get all this crying.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:47PM Pojomofo said

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look at Lost Odyssey, you have 3 discs on a spindle, and then one disk in a little paper sleeve, in which MANY people had unplayable, scratched up disks. If MGS4 was put on DVD-9, it would be 6 disks, which would be a packaging nightmare.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:51PM (Unverified) said

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I remember back in the days of FFVII I was stoked to change the disc. That means you are getting close to the end.

BUT, when I was on disc 3 I was at LVL 55 and kept getting my ass handed to me. So, I decided to start all over. Then, changing discs pissed me off.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 1:13PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Pojo:

The thing with Lost Odyssey is only a fault with the American release (maybe European? I dunno). The Japanese release had a slightly thicker DVD case so that all discs had something to lock into.

As for MGS4 being six DVDs... I doubt that, seriously. But, the world may never know, will we? So, troll away, trolls!
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 1:45PM Pojomofo said

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@BPM

Im not trying to troll. Its a well known fact that Kojima used every byte of info the Dual-layered BR disc could handle, which is 50GB, since a dvd-9 hold 9 GB of data. 9GB x 5 discs = 45GB, so 6 discs would be needed.

obviuosly they could do some more things like audio compression, but you see my point
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 1:51PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Well, here's the thing: do we know how that ~50GB was utilized? Is the audio or textures compressed at all? Or is everything WAVs and BMPs? Is there any duplicated data, so that the BD laser doesn't have to seek too much (see also: Oblivion)?

If (a huge IF here) MGS4 was placed on DVDs, there could be some optimization tweaks to shrink the total game size. While I doubt it could be shrunk down to one DVD, I could easily see it as three or four (Blue Dragon, Lost Odyssey).
But, that also depends on how the game was done on BD. If it clocks in at 50GB even after compressed audio/textures and there's no duplicate data, then, yeah, it would be a DVD mess.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 3:04PM (Unverified) said

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@PojoMojo:

That's not actually true. The "MGS4 barely fits on a 50gb disk!" rumor was based on a lazily translated interview that the blogosphere picked up without *anyone* checking their sources.

What Kojima was actually saying in the interview was that he was having trouble fitting the game on a single-layer (25gb) BD. Eventually he got authorization for MGS4 to be the PS3's first dual-layer disk. So the game is over 25gb, but probably not a lot.

Also remember that programming is like a gas: it expands to fill the space it occupies. With harsher size constraints I'll bet anything they could have crammed the game into a much smaller space with little or no noticeable loss of quality.

I'm still curious what it is that makes MGS4 so much bigger than other games. It uses no FMV (unless there's tons of historical footage or something) and the game world doesn't sound like it's unusually large. So where does the space come from? Hours and hours of uncompressed dialogue? I guess we'll find out soon.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 3:29PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Bluebrake, where's your proof that it was a translation error? Not saying I'm doubting you, just that it's a pretty interesting claim to make.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 5:46PM (Unverified) said

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I wouldn't call it a translation error, exactly. Kojima never actually said "50gb BluRay," he just said "BluRay" and everyone assumed it meant 50gb. You can see me bitching about it in more detail on this comments page: http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/02/kojima-mgs4-too-big-for-50-gb-blu-ray-disc/2#comments

Ryan Payton later clarified that he was talking about a single-layer disk only, but like all corrections nobody ever heard that story. You can read it here: http://ps3.qj.net/Kojima-Productions-Report-85-on-MGO-perks-MGS4-going-dual-layer/pg/49/aid/116859
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:43PM stubby boardman said

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as a 360 fanboy I don't even feel like it was a direct jab at xbox or wii. seems like a little self harping, thats all.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 3:38PM Shagittarius said

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I'm sorry the princess is in another castle...
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 4:36PM DBuckEye said

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As a Nintendo fanboy, I agree. But just in case it was a jab at my Nintendo, I should make an equally poorly written comeback. Here goes:
"You don't have to change the disc because it takes forever to install the game! Har, har, har!"
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