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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 9:38AM CA said

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I need a caterpie-sized shredder at once! Just think of all the various things you could shred.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 9:55AM Kattleox said

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They call it a "Bendtech Blender". The latest episode of Will it Blend was "Caterpie: Will it Blend?" It's up there with the glow sticks on my list.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 9:39AM Nigeria said

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SA2 Chao Garden > Pokemon Ranch

Nights Chao is infinitely more cute than any pokemon, even Charmander.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 11:01AM (Unverified) said

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The download screen for WiiWare titles >>> the entirety of Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 11:25AM Hinchy said

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YOU! TAKE THAT BACK! *angry face*
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 11:27AM Zertoss said

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We don't take kindly to yer kind 'round these parts.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 11:29AM Nigeria said

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SEGA!!!!!
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 9:40AM Zertoss said

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Needs small animals and chaos drives for Pokemon races and Pokemon karate.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 9:43AM (Unverified) said

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Poor Justin. Busted on To Catch a Poke-Predator.

Ash Hansen: "Why don't 'chu take a seat over there?"
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 9:52AM samfish said

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Why, it's like a giant cock-fighting farm or something.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 9:53AM Zertoss said

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There's my steed!
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 10:03AM (Unverified) said

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Why just giant cocks? And why can't I enter?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 10:06AM foxhound said

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If I name my trainer "M. Vick", do you think he'll be banned?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 10:08AM samfish said

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"Why just giant cocks? And why can't I enter?"

Probably because you're just a big pussy! :p
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 10:09AM (Unverified) said

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It echoes. x[
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 9:57AM baby sea tuna said

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This doesn't sound like it's worth $10...but I'm sure it'll still sell like eleventy-billion copies.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 11:31AM SoCoolCurt said

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i hear Nintendo is in court now trying to make that a real number for just such an occasion.

they also ran out of numbers to count their money with so it's win-win for them.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 10:07AM koehler83 said

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They sure didnt spare on the polygons did they?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 4:08PM Mr Khan said

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limitations of WiiWare

You have to support 493+ (for different models of Burmy and a few others) different models and stick them together into 43 MB or less
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Posted: Jun 10th 2008 4:37AM BurntMeatloaf said

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Models like that are in the order of 500 bytes each, not 500K.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 10:17AM (Unverified) said

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Good! I've just got 1000 points from the Stars=Points thing that I've been meaning to spend. Since I had no idea the Stars were of any use I'm getting this game for free. Or might get that Dr. Mario wiiware title (hate the game though).
My Pokemans want to be on my new TV.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 10:56AM Berzerk said

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So... I can transfer thousands of Pokemon from Pearl and Diamond to my Wii to take up memory space for the sake of... what?

No battling, trading, or experience.

It seems like it's just a screen saver...
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 11:45AM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, I'm with you, so you just put a bunch of pokemon in a ranch to watch them run around doing what? I don't understand it.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 11:55AM (Unverified) said

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I suppose it's like Afrika (I think I spelt it right. At least sony-right) but that it connects to a game you already have. And you can also unlock Mew and some other rare Pokemon on it.

*shrugs* people pay for promotional podcasts and demos so I don't see the problem. Isn't it true that you also have to buy clothes and such in Home? For a mini-mini-game that furthers another game I have I'm not bothered.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 11:59AM DonaldMick said

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Fill it up and you get a free Mew.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:05PM John Z said

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Transferring them to Pokemon Ranch clears space in the DS card's boxes, so you can collect more creatures or experiment with different breeding combinations. Basically, it's for folks who are hurting for space to keep all of the critters they spent hours upon hours collecting and training. It's the same principle as Pokemon Box (which was for the GBA-generation games and GameCube), with the added bonus of a little more interactivity. Might be a little overpriced, but if you're a hardcore Poke-addict it's worth it.

I'm not ashamed to say that I am a hardcore Poke-addict.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 4:34PM ludwigk said

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If the main point of this title is for off-loading extra Pokemon, then I get it and it and I think that its a good idea.

I couldn't really see how this was going to have any stand-alone gaming potential.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:20PM SpaceSpace said

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I've had this game for almost 2 months now, and I do have to say, while I don't own Diamond or Pearl, the only fun in it is to turn the game on every day to see what Pokemon they give you, then turn it off to see a silhouette of the Pokemon they'll give you tomorrow. But I have alot of double on my farm, can anyone explain this to me, I have the Japanese version.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:23PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Go, Pikachu, use double team!
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:31PM DonaldMick said

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wtfhax

*quits battle*
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:39PM Jacksons said

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Little kids are going to eat this up.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 12:59PM (Unverified) said

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So, how much money is Nintendo going to make off of people's horrible taste this time?
40 million?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 1:17PM (Unverified) said

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What the fuck?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 1:45PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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I have to give props to Pokémon Ranch for one thing:
It's the only game to make big and tough-looking Pokémon like Gyarados, Dialga, Palkia, etc. look cute.

DON'T YOU JUST WANNA HUG THEM?!
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 3:43PM DonaldMick said

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I tried to hug a Gyarados once.

It promptly charged its lazer and Hyper Beamed me in the face. ;_;
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 5:25PM NO DOUBT GET LOUD said

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Im gonna fill my game with teh mudkipz, then when people ask me "i herd u liek teh mudkipz" I can whip out my wii and go "DUDE WTF TOTALLY MAN".
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Posted: Jun 9th 2008 11:09PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Yeah, I don't think people like it when you whip out your Wii around them.
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Posted: Jun 10th 2008 1:27AM MrXevious said

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Excellent Ninty. More content to waste our dough on before you actually give us what we *want.*

No, I'm not bitter in the slightest.
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Posted: Jun 10th 2008 5:01AM BurntMeatloaf said

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The Nintendo you knew is gone, man. That WAS the revolution.
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Posted: Jun 10th 2008 2:43PM Mr Numeros said

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This game needs more safari, less ranch.
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Posted: Jun 10th 2008 2:47PM Mr Numeros said

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So what you're saying is WiiWare is the size of 2 GBA carts duct taped together.
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Posted: Jun 10th 2008 2:48PM Mr Numeros said

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Boo to the comment not being a reply as originally intended. I wonder if this one will.
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