Possibilities to reduce unemployment, increase USB usage

Unemployed loafers might do well to apply down at Nintendo, as they need a new lackey to take care of some business. That business might be very interesting, as the opening is for an experienced USB ... dude. This means the under-utilized USB capabilities on the Wii might be getting some decent stuff for future pluggage. External memory is the hot ticket, but that's still kinda boring. How about this thing for plenty of cool air during a hot, sweaty Wii Sports session?

Hit the jump for full details of the position up for grabs.
CONTRACT - Software/Hardware Tester

Description of Duties

• Creating and executing a test plan for Wii's USB devices
• Executing test plans with great attention to detail and documenting bugs
• Writing test procedure documents, gathering, and learning required software/hardware
• Reproducing bug reports and helping find work-arounds or resolutions
  

Summary of Requirements

• Extremely thorough with keen attention to detail and accuracy
• Able to execute scripted tasks lists with regular repetition
• Ability to reliably report and track defects via spreadsheets or other bug tracking software with great detail

[Via Destructoid]