There's an enormous void in our brains where Splinter Cell: Conviction
should be. It wasn't long ago that the Xbox 360-exclusive spy simulator used to occupy a significant chunk of the quadrant reserved for games being released in 2007 but, after several increasingly vague reports
– not to mention the game's total absence at the recent Ubidays
event – we're having a hard time remembering it ... this was the one where Sam Fisher goes totally emo, right?
Well, he was
totally emo last time we saw him but who knows what state the game's gravelly voiced protagonist is in now. If a rumor on Sarcastic Gamer is to be believed, the hero's distinctive voice – heretofore provided by star of stage and screen and Scanners
, Michael "Ironside" Ironside – may be replaced for this latest version with who the hell knows
. We've put our feelers out but, as long as we've got you all here, let's do some brainstorming. We all realize David Hayter will be missing those Solid Snake checks
pretty soon and, assuming this rumor is true for just 7 seconds, Ubisoft may need a leading man('s voice) pretty soon. David, Ubisoft. Ubisoft, David. Imagine it:
Sam! SAM! SAAAAMMMMMMM!