Rumor: Ironside no longer voicing Splinter Cell's Sam Fisher
There's an enormous void in our brains where Splinter Cell: Conviction should be. It wasn't long ago that the Xbox 360-exclusive spy simulator used to occupy a significant chunk of the quadrant reserved for games being released in 2007 but, after several increasingly vague reports – not to mention the game's total absence at the recent Ubidays event – we're having a hard time remembering it ... this was the one where Sam Fisher goes totally emo, right?
Well, he was totally emo last time we saw him but who knows what state the game's gravelly voiced protagonist is in now. If a rumor on Sarcastic Gamer is to be believed, the hero's distinctive voice – heretofore provided by star of stage and screen and Scanners, Michael "Ironside" Ironside – may be replaced for this latest version with who the hell knows. We've put our feelers out but, as long as we've got you all here, let's do some brainstorming. We all realize David Hayter will be missing those Solid Snake checks pretty soon and, assuming this rumor is true for just 7 seconds, Ubisoft may need a leading man('s voice) pretty soon. David, Ubisoft. Ubisoft, David. Imagine it:
Sam! SAM! SAAAAMMMMMMM!
Well, he was totally emo last time we saw him but who knows what state the game's gravelly voiced protagonist is in now. If a rumor on Sarcastic Gamer is to be believed, the hero's distinctive voice – heretofore provided by star of stage and screen and Scanners, Michael "Ironside" Ironside – may be replaced for this latest version with who the hell knows. We've put our feelers out but, as long as we've got you all here, let's do some brainstorming. We all realize David Hayter will be missing those Solid Snake checks pretty soon and, assuming this rumor is true for just 7 seconds, Ubisoft may need a leading man('s voice) pretty soon. David, Ubisoft. Ubisoft, David. Imagine it:
Sam! SAM! SAAAAMMMMMMM!

















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I also thought the "Conviction" storyline idea seemed kind of cool. Sort of Jason Bourne-ish.
- Scott
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Snake = David Hayter
Don't break tradition. :\
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Ok. That shot up a bunch of red flags but, assuming this is true, Ubisoft seems to be intent on crippling what was is a very enjoyable series (CT so far is the best).
I'm sure Altair would like this to be true.
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Fisher: "You know, Lambert, now that I'm holding 20 million Francs in my hands, I was wondering why I shouldn't just run off? How about that raise."
Lambert: "Okay, Fisher. Twenty-seven cents an hour, and not a penny more!"
Fisher: "Done."
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...it's still hilarious.
Fisher: Only if you say the word "Monkey".
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Of course, this will never work because Ironside will just be able to coerce the Ubi execs. into "re-evaluating their ill-advised decision."
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That's stupid!
I also don't like the different direction Splinter Cell as taken anyhow...
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I do, however, like the direction they took this game in. True, it'll be a departure from Splinter Cell tradition, but that's (in my eyes) a GOOD THING.
(Proceed to downvote me for disliking Splinter Cell)
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I haven't tried the demo, but Bourne Conspiracy looks to be a huge cluster of fail.
I'm suprised that my comment isn't totally white by now. I thought Splinter cell had more fans than that.
And something else from deep within my mind about Splinter Cell emerged: The hilarious interrogations. They were pretty well written, but no matter how loud you were verbally assaulting the enemy general/informant/arms dealer, no nearby soldiers could hear you. I found it hilarious, anyway. They'd be all "Where'd he go???" And you'd be yelling at a guy right next to him.
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This guy should do the voice -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5_jR8PUxQo
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PS, The first Condemned is a squillion times better than number 2.It is also the best game on the 360.
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Definately get it, but if you have a 360 get number one first, finish it then play number two straight after.
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Imagine playing Tomb Raider and suddenly her sexy English accent changes to Southern American, Cockney English or something, Oh god...
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I've only played a bit of the SC games, but I can't imagine the games without him. :(
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Side tracking a bit, if you want to hear a clip I found with the new Sam Fisher voice, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-r8VzIE994&feature=related for a bit and listen yourselves. I hope that helps :roll:
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