See the first trailer from Square's new MMO, Concerto Gate

Wow, talk about being of two minds. On the one hand, this first trailer from Square's new free MMORPG Concerto Gate is breathtakingly attractive, though it's gameplay-free. On the other hand, we spent the entire duration of the trailer fighting the urge to give ourselves purple nurples. The game, as you may not know, is the forthcoming sequel to Cross Gate, an MMO that's been kicking around Japan since 2001, and it sports a style that could kindly be described as "whimsical."

All that aside, we have to admit Square's got us for now. But if we end up jamming our own heads in a toilet and finding a locker to stuff ourselves in, it's on their heads.