In case you missed it the other day, here's Fernando Rocker's awesome (no really!) Photoshop job of Phil Harrison as Ralph Baer. Check out the highlights for today:
Joystiquery
DS Fanboy Lite: June 7 - June 13
Joystiq hands-on: Ninjatown
Joystiq Podcast 053 - La Le Lo Li Lieu edition
Metal Gear Solid 4 Limited Edition (PAL): The Unboxing
Nega-review: Metal Gear Solid 4
WRUP: The Inaugural Edition
News
Sins of a Solar Empire releases today in UK
Capcom dates Clock Tower, Onimusha movies
Rock Band Weekly: The Pixies' Doolittle
Capcom's Magic 8-Ball for ports? eBay
Nintendo sues Nyko over Kama wireless nunchuk
GT previews Final Fantasy IV on DS
A Grimm video dump
Rock Band 2 to feature Turbonegro, Funcom announces
Nintendo exec. apologizes for 'geeks and otaku' remark
Robbie Bach: broken Xbox 360s did not affect brand preference
Too Human 'just days away' from done
SimCity Societies demo (finally) available
Alone in the Dark with Wiimote and Nunchuk
The World Ends With You shortage ends for you
Coldplay's new single, two more tracks coming to Guitar Hero III
Rock Band Weekly: Avenged Sevenfold, Offspring and Crooked X
David Jaffe: *bleep* the games, it's all about cool names
Shane Kim in his new role: talks 'mass market' Xbox appeal
Capcom to put fans' faces in Street Fighter IV
Rumors & Speculation
Analyst: PS3 will keep outpacing Xbox 360, MS may announce price drop at E3
Rumor: Sony set to introduce 'break apart' PS3 motion controller
Culture & Community
See Hideo Kojima's brain
Reader Comments (60)
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 12:23AM (Unverified) said
Why you do this joystiq?
Why would you encourage the biggest troll ever?
I guess you enjoy all the hits he must bring to the website by having hordes of being lurking to see what stupid thing he will say next so that they can respond with their equally stupid remark.
*WARNING* THIS POST IS TOTALLY NOT TROLLONG *WARNING*
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Why would you encourage the biggest troll ever?
I guess you enjoy all the hits he must bring to the website by having hordes of being lurking to see what stupid thing he will say next so that they can respond with their equally stupid remark.
*WARNING* THIS POST IS TOTALLY NOT TROLLONG *WARNING*
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 12:30AM (Unverified) said
Damnit... *TROLLING*
Please down vote that other post... or my previous one which will probably happen.
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Please down vote that other post... or my previous one which will probably happen.
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 12:36AM (Unverified) said
shut the fuck up nand get a life...
stop harassing the guy. he's done NOTHING to you
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stop harassing the guy. he's done NOTHING to you
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 1:17AM (Unverified) said
He killed my family and slept with the woman I loved!
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 1:37AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
Fernando can a bit.... enthusiastic about Nintendo sometimes. Even to a point where's it's annoying. But, he's a pretty cool guy. Eh carries a big sword and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 6:22AM (Unverified) said
Its just here in Joystiq that he becomes a "Console Warrior"...
But outside of it, he is a cool and well tempered dude, well, outside the fact that he advertises a Nintendo product whenever its possible...(no kidding...)
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But outside of it, he is a cool and well tempered dude, well, outside the fact that he advertises a Nintendo product whenever its possible...(no kidding...)
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 5:21PM BIGGEN said
@BPM
i don't know if you're imitating 'nando or you just really suck at english, but either or, it's spot on!
on the other hand, 'nando is EXTREMELY annoying when it comes to anything 'tendo. when it comes to anything else, he does make very points. except when it comes to the ps3. unless you own it, you can't know it.
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i don't know if you're imitating 'nando or you just really suck at english, but either or, it's spot on!
on the other hand, 'nando is EXTREMELY annoying when it comes to anything 'tendo. when it comes to anything else, he does make very points. except when it comes to the ps3. unless you own it, you can't know it.
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 10:21PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
BIGGEN:
"Eh carries a big sword and doesn't afraid of anything" is a meme I picked up from /v/.
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"Eh carries a big sword and doesn't afraid of anything" is a meme I picked up from /v/.
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 1:37AM Levi Partridge said
WTF? Are you having a difficult time coming to terms with the particulars of Joystiq's nuanced comment system?
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 12:29AM (Unverified) said
congrats nando rocker. front page joystiq you should be proud. >_<
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 12:39AM SoCoolCurt said
cooly. thats a good ass photoshop job Frocker. made me lol.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 1:39AM Levi Partridge said
That's the second time that I've seen Fernando mentioned in a headline, or in this case, featured. Fernando=SUPERSTIQER!!!
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 2:09AM NO DOUBT GET LOUD said
Whoa, I just realized that it was Friday the 13th...
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 2:17AM The Punisher said
Fernando rules!
I like Fernando's posts, Vegeta Oreo Ska or whatever his name is posts are great, xFenixKnightx & Jake's post are good.
Poor posters are Noshinos, Tranando, John McPoop, CoxAttacks, Jake11, Joeshie, & Korova.
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I like Fernando's posts, Vegeta Oreo Ska or whatever his name is posts are great, xFenixKnightx & Jake's post are good.
Poor posters are Noshinos, Tranando, John McPoop, CoxAttacks, Jake11, Joeshie, & Korova.
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 7:00AM (Unverified) said
Noshino is a cool guy who often has something interesting to say. Leave him be.
By the way: who are you and why should anybody take your opinions seriously? Calling people out without qualifying your comments is a truly foolish action. Stop behaving like a moron.
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By the way: who are you and why should anybody take your opinions seriously? Calling people out without qualifying your comments is a truly foolish action. Stop behaving like a moron.
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 10:20AM (Unverified) said
You're right. I hope them idiots fade away from Joystiq since they're not welcomed here, as evidenced by Smoke_Dawgs post.
But they won't listen. They enjoy being disliked.
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But they won't listen. They enjoy being disliked.
Posted: Jun 15th 2008 9:32AM Korova Pamplona said
There is no such thing as bad publicity.
Also, that photoshop is freakily awesome. I never realized how pointy his ears were.
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Also, that photoshop is freakily awesome. I never realized how pointy his ears were.
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 2:32AM 343 Guilty Fart said
So does Fernando get his own posting tag now? File under FERNANDO!
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 2:57AM Ethan said
If Fernando oversteps his mark, pigeons follow his every move and shit over his comment so quickly it goes white in seconds.
So basically, fernando's like if Fox news opened every broadcast with 'We think democrats are terrorists and think mexicans are trying to get across the border solely to rape our daughters.' Clear and present bias.
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So basically, fernando's like if Fox news opened every broadcast with 'We think democrats are terrorists and think mexicans are trying to get across the border solely to rape our daughters.' Clear and present bias.
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 4:03PM (Unverified) said
Fernando is actually a pretty cool guy outside of Joystiq ... Don't believe the hype kids because its all smoke and mirrors ... He even told me he will get a PS3 one day!
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 4:01AM (Unverified) said
Fernando has a cameo in an upcoming game. Heard it here first, he even gave us permission.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 6:07AM (Unverified) said
I am unable to enjoy this picture...probably due to my disgust of the person who made it.
That being said, it's a pretty good photoshop.
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That being said, it's a pretty good photoshop.
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 7:04AM (Unverified) said
Wipe the hate-ejaculate of your eyes and enjoy the photoshop.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 7:50AM jhowlett said
maybe the irrationale hate is catchy. its like how sometimes you see rocker get the first post of hate in a bunch of sony articles but is never in a nintendo post. or hes in a nintendo post gushing over it. he can be civil sometimes. i've been reading the stiq (steek) for awhile now and hes been banned before but every time he comes back he calms down for awhile. but just like he auto hates sony, people auto hate him to the point its like a pavlovian response
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 8:14AM (Unverified) said
I've never seen Nando troll before. I really don't understand the hate he recieves. Meanwhile, trolls like Fenix, Cyro, and Benny are applauded and welcomed. There's a great contradiction at work here.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 11:29AM (Unverified) said
"I've never seen Nando troll before"
You're either lying, or retarded. I'm gonna go with the latter. Seriously that was one of the most moronic comments I've ever seen on this site by anyone.
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You're either lying, or retarded. I'm gonna go with the latter. Seriously that was one of the most moronic comments I've ever seen on this site by anyone.
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 4:09PM (Unverified) said
@Bowser
I found it extremely juvenile when you got railed on for giving your opinion about Gears 2 & GTA IV ... It seems the modus operandi on Joystiq is to unleash personal attacks for differences of opinion ... The ONLY time I called someone out that was unprovoked was a few days back in the RROD thread ...
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I found it extremely juvenile when you got railed on for giving your opinion about Gears 2 & GTA IV ... It seems the modus operandi on Joystiq is to unleash personal attacks for differences of opinion ... The ONLY time I called someone out that was unprovoked was a few days back in the RROD thread ...
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 6:17AM (Unverified) said
Lol, nice nando, but Im still waiting for the Motocross helmet one!
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 8:47AM (Unverified) said
MGS4 Nega review= weak.
I'd like to see you do this with other titles from now on since it was blatant flame bait.
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I'd like to see you do this with other titles from now on since it was blatant flame bait.
Posted: Jun 14th 2008 8:57AM (Unverified) said
You've been here since 2006 and have only seen the MGS4 nega review? How much of a retard are you?
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 8:48AM BurntMeatloaf said
Nicely done. Coulda just swapped this for a photo of John Lithgow, though.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2008 11:20AM (Unverified) said
Fernando has achieved so much in the eyes of joystiq. I congratulate you.
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