New games this week: Spore Creature Creator edition
They say records are made to be broken. And all great streaks must come to an end. Today, 45 consecutive weeks of "New games this week" brought to you by Justin McElroy has abruptly ended. For no good reason.
As we take a moment to reflect on Justin's special achievement, we can't help but acknowledge the magic behind it. What manner of intelligent design commanded his fingertips at the keyboard? How is it that on the day the streak began, Justin seemingly wrote for the day the streak would end? Let us illustrate (with just a few, slight tweaks inserted):
"It's days like this that make us pine for a time machine. Can you imagine being able to tell you from five years ago that the biggest release one week would be an original IP from EA where you [drag] and [drop] arms around to [create new life]? Oh, and also, you appear to be a giant pink squid-Travolta ... and it's called [Spore Creature Creator]. This new release list doesn't just tell you what games are coming out, it reminds you that wonders never cease."
Note: The exact release date of Spore Creature Creator ($10) is still unconfirmed. Amazon lists tomorrow, June 17; the EA Store is going with Wednesday, June 18; and an email allegedly sent out by EA Store Customer Service to a Joystiq tipster (thanks Mister_D!) claims Sunday, June 22.
Xbox 360:
As we take a moment to reflect on Justin's special achievement, we can't help but acknowledge the magic behind it. What manner of intelligent design commanded his fingertips at the keyboard? How is it that on the day the streak began, Justin seemingly wrote for the day the streak would end? Let us illustrate (with just a few, slight tweaks inserted):
"It's days like this that make us pine for a time machine. Can you imagine being able to tell you from five years ago that the biggest release one week would be an original IP from EA where you [drag] and [drop] arms around to [create new life]? Oh, and also, you appear to be a giant pink squid-Travolta ... and it's called [Spore Creature Creator]. This new release list doesn't just tell you what games are coming out, it reminds you that wonders never cease."
Note: The exact release date of Spore Creature Creator ($10) is still unconfirmed. Amazon lists tomorrow, June 17; the EA Store is going with Wednesday, June 18; and an email allegedly sent out by EA Store Customer Service to a Joystiq tipster (thanks Mister_D!) claims Sunday, June 22.
Xbox 360:
- [No new releases]
- [No new releases]
- Rock Band
- Puzzler 2K
- Wacky Races: Crash & Dash
- Code Lyoko: Quest for Infinity
- Code Lyoko: Quest for Infinity
- Secret Agent Clank
- Space Invaders Extreme
- Arkanoid
- Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled
- Code Lyoko: Fall of X.A.N.A
- Etrian Odyssey II: Heroes of Lagaard
- Guitar Hero: On Tour
- Imagine: Rock Star
- Petz Dogz Fashion
- Space Invaders Extreme
- Tamagotchi Connection: Corner Shop 3
- Wacky Races: Crash & Dash
- 1701 A.D.
- Political Machines 2008
- Spore Creature Creator
- Supreme Ruler 2020











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Shimrra @ Jun 16th 2008 10:36AM
Great super I cant wait...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sir Fidlious Wong (Justin T. McElroy Memorial Burn of the Day Award) @ Jun 16th 2008 10:40AM
Should have been Space Invaders Extreme week. Doesn't matter what system you buy it for, it's epic.
Drago Dracini @ Jun 16th 2008 5:36PM
lies.
xFenixKnightx @ Jun 16th 2008 10:44AM
Save Teh Moniez Edition! Woohoooooo!!!
For me at least.
NATO_Duke @ Jun 16th 2008 11:50AM
Bah! We have been waiting for a goofy thing like this to have fun with. Creature creator should get some love at our house.
Nigeria @ Jun 16th 2008 10:47AM
I'm getting Space Invaders for the DS, in August. I ordered it off PlayAsia and they're bundling it with Bangai.
Did anybody download the Creature Creator over the weekend? I didn't, but I have been inundated with pictures of penis monsters other people have made. Some of them were rather intimidating - in a Mandingo way.
I still don't get the game.
GenBanks @ Jun 16th 2008 10:50AM
$10 might be worth it, even if it'll probably only be about 30min worth of entertainment.
MC Double Def DP @ Jun 16th 2008 11:00AM
I can't wait to make my own unique creature that looks just as stupid and retarded as everyone elses!
riggs @ Jun 16th 2008 11:03AM
man....that better be an extra hand
kataztrophy @ Jun 16th 2008 11:03AM
I'll download the demo and wait for the full game release.
Talryyn @ Jun 16th 2008 11:26AM
Playing with the demo until I pick my copy up tomorrow at GS? Maybe.
Demo is ok, all it really lets you do is build a creature. Gasp!! The bonus is the creatures are used to populate the game when it comes out.
I find it fun to just play around with making well creatures. As to the emotes, walking around and such, very limited and no play value.
Have to see if the boxed copy offers more than the demo posted over the weekend.
John Musco @ Jun 16th 2008 11:34AM
So are they going to release a console version of Spore or not?
Scott @ Jun 16th 2008 11:34AM
http://files.filefront.com//2;10630039;/fileinfo.html#comments
LaughingTarget @ Jun 16th 2008 12:04PM
Creature Creator demo is tomorrow, full version on the 18th. The 22nd e-mail was confirmed as an error by EA.
Joe Smith @ Jun 16th 2008 12:25PM
Doesn't Battlefield Bad Company ship this week?
Joe Smith @ Jun 16th 2008 12:25PM
Oops -- next week for Battlefiled. My Bad.
Erik Leitner @ Jun 16th 2008 12:46PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY7BeWS2HWc
Here is my spore King Ghidorah! I love this thing!
Poisoned Al @ Jun 16th 2008 2:13PM
How did you get three necks?
Erik Leitner @ Jun 16th 2008 8:16PM
Just use arms and remove the hands... did the two tails the same way.
mr mobius @ Jun 16th 2008 1:20PM
I don't know if the demo is out officially yet but it's available from torrents and it's pretty fun in short bursts. I don't want to buy a creature creator when it'll come free with the game anyway.
DennyA @ Jun 16th 2008 1:35PM
Hey, there IS a release for the Xbox 360 this week -- Deadliest Catch: Alaskan Storm.
Metro Mapper @ Jun 16th 2008 1:49PM
I just downloaded the demo and made a few creatures. Here is a photo and video of one of them:
http://flickr.com/photos/purplesquirrel/2583950261/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0zW0LNp7ms
FSK405K @ Jun 16th 2008 2:20PM
I'll buy Creature Creator if it comes with a $10 off coupon for the real game. Anyone know?
JohnHeist @ Jun 16th 2008 2:31PM
I was wondering the same thing, or are we just paying $10 now and then an extra $10 later?
I'll get the free one, might get the $10 one too though it all depends.
giantenemycrab @ Jun 16th 2008 3:47PM
I'm really confused, why isn't Justin posting the new games this week? did he get hurt?
Levi @ Jun 16th 2008 4:37PM
Etrian Odyssey II for me! The abuse from the first one wasn't enough! Hurt me more Snake!
ñ @ Jun 16th 2008 5:48PM
What?!?!??! No Guitar Hero: On Tour edition!? But that's the game of the week! THE GAME I SAID!
You guys sicken me!
drun @ Jun 16th 2008 11:27PM
can't wait to see Spore: University or Spore: Pets.
KiTA @ Jun 17th 2008 12:47AM
The demo was actually leaked on Saturday. The Penny Arcade forums kinda *exploded* because of it.