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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:07AM (Unverified) said

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A shitty one
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 1:50PM Obienator said

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Die Hard 4 was not horrible, so I will give this guy the benefit of the doubt.

Remember: It could be worse, it could be Boll.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 2:06PM (Unverified) said

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Die Hard 4 wasn't bad but he seems more like a decent director than a great one, my concern is more the writer who I have a feeling is awful unless somehow Wanted actually turns out alright this summer
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:10AM (Unverified) said

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"original writer Stuart Beattie is out"

This is mot a good thing. I had faith in him since he was a true Gears fan :(
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:10AM (Unverified) said

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*not
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:17AM foxhound said

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"whut's driftin'?" :B
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:20AM SavageGrampa said

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Didn't they already make this movie... I think it was called Starship Troopers.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:22AM baby sea tuna said

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Well...it can't be any worse than Underworld.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:31AM Vidikron said

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Uhh.. it can be A LOT worse.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 11:04AM (Unverified) said

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but it can't be any worse than Underworld Evolution
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:30AM (Unverified) said

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So according to Wikipedia, the next sequel to "The Fast and the Furious" is called "Fast and Furious." Removing those direct articles makes all the difference!
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:41AM (Unverified) said

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Well at least its not Uwe Boll of Shit.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:43AM CommentSystem said

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oh...oh god....oh god no!
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:48AM worldpattern said

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Oh, so Beattie is out, eh? I guess they are shooting for direct-to-dvd distro. Why don't they just call it Doom 2?
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:49AM kagai said

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The movie title will be:

Gears of War: Locusts, Bitch!
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:55AM Vcize said

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I'm calling it now.

Marcus Fenix will be played by Sly Stallone
Dom will be played by The Rock
Baird will be played by Scarlett Johansen
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 11:04AM (Unverified) said

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Nope Its gonna be a Talladega Nights cast reunion FTW!

Baird- Will Ferrell
Cole Train- Michael Clarke Duncan
Dom- Sacha Baron Cohen
Marcus Fenix- John C. Riley

Teh Confirmed!!! :P
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 11:38AM worldpattern said

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I would actually be tempted to watch if Dr. Steve was Marcus. Heh.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 10:59AM (Unverified) said

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The guy who made Underworld? That means the movie will have that annoying blue tint to it, I can't stand that effect. Every scene, every shot....blue lighting. So gay.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 11:17AM (Unverified) said

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Maybe he'll use brown lighting this time so everyone will be able to recognize it as a turd.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 11:38AM Vcize said

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Is that some brown lighting I see coming off your name Boffo?
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 2:44PM (Unverified) said

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@Vcize
I am the shit, so I may indeed be emanating a brown light.

I can tell you are obviously a fan of the game, so you took umbrage to me insulting a film adaptation of it that hasn't come out yet. The plot of the game was its weakest point. If you think that plot can tow the line for a film adaptation spearheaded by a sub-par director and a sub-sub-par writer, then you have a forthcoming lesson in disappointment
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 11:08AM (Unverified) said

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They guy who made Underworld was the guy who made Die Hard 4.0? Seriously??

Die Hard 4.0 was an awesome movie (though I heard that the studio hired an awesome editor to cut it down to PG-13, so that might have had something to do with it*)... can't believe it was made by the same guy who made the mess that was Underworld and the much bigger mess that was U:Evolution.

At least he seems to have learned something.


*if only they'd got that guy in to edit down the Pirates sequels and the Transformers movie maybe they'd have turned out good too. sigh.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 11:18AM (Unverified) said

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I'm expecting an "epic" clash of meat cubes w/guns. One meat cube that grunts, "Nice" and another meat cube that just sort of screams.

Meat cube bumping and stumping f0r 90 minutes!
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 11:26AM (Unverified) said

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This movie will be shit with len and co. Come on, underworld was so middle of the road and underworld: evolution wasn't much better (just blue-er.) And die hard 4?? huuuh!

What's gonna happen in GoW: the Film:

Marcus - vin diesal
Dom - Kevin smith
Baird - Justin Long or Scott (please kill him) Speedman
Cole - Cliff Curtis

Doms mrs (maria?) - angelina jolie (why not)

And wen they drive anyware they have to constantly drift, even when not cornering and will grind the car across a brumaks face. And marcus will be able to curve bullets - just because.

oscar nominations none - razzies many!
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 11:51AM (Unverified) said

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Did....did joystiq just compliment Chris Morgan on his screenplay for Wanted? Having been a fan of the series, Chris Morgan based his entire film, judging by every trailer and information tidbit, on literally, absolute literally 2 scenes of that comic. He just absolutely bastardized the living hell out of that story line, (RIP Mr. Rictus). Point being, if he could gut one of the most amazing comic lines I've ever read, I shudder to think of what profound bullshit he could smear all over the GOW franchise.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 1:07PM carg0 said

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i guess an alternate headline for this could've been:

Len Wiseman = In; Fan Interest = Out
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 1:09PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Gears of war the movie: The return of the Doom movie :)
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 1:21PM Dralthi said

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Honestly, did any of you expect something more out of this movie?

This IS a video game movie, don't forget.

Your expectations should be set a little lower.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 2:32PM (Unverified) said

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They are already set low, but hearing len wiseman is directing sets the bar even lower
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 4:48PM In A World said

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I'd be pleased if it was created in the same visual style of the new Beowulf movie, with all the voice actors from the game. They soooo need an unrated DVD version too.

***Spolier Alert: The Locust Queen is Angelina Jolie and she gives birth to Marcus Fenix's locust-human hybrid baby!***
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 7:59PM Gaming 4 Jesus said

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Will there be cylons?
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Posted: Jun 17th 2008 8:13PM In A World said

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Phylicus, what would the one true God think about you combining more than 2 fictional universes? We can't know for sure, but if I murder you maybe I will be granted that knowledge... by the way, I'm a human... ok? I'm definitely... human...
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