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Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 6:04PM (Unverified) said

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So in short, if you get home and find a sticky Wiimote, drop it ASAP.

Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 1:07PM (Unverified) said

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You mean if it's sticky lick it ASAP ;)
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 6:16PM (Unverified) said

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*coughs to try and break up the awkward feel in the air*

Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 6:41PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, this game is four player!

Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 10:03PM CubeGuy said

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Ow.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 7:02PM (Unverified) said

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WoW, guys! Slow news day? "an excellent alternative"!?! Simply, WoW!

Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 9:28PM (Unverified) said

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Haha, play Warcraft much?


Also, let's add REZ compatibility to this thingy, shall we?
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 7:20PM JoshMilewski said

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"Tags: adult, sex-toy, team-dwiildo, vibrator, wiibrator"

Hahahahahahahhahaha.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 7:26PM (Unverified) said

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you know your a geek/loser when you can play dildo "with up to 32 players. . . ONLINE!"

Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 7:38PM Jbalkind said

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Make sure you have the wiimote jackets on when trying this one out.

You don't wanna be the one using that wiimote the next time your friends are round.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 7:40PM Jbalkind said

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How unlucky that I didn't read far enough into the story...
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 7:39PM (Unverified) said

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..................................WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 8:31PM OMGITSJAD said

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The Wiimote Condom is finally useful!

Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 8:46PM VincenzoG said

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It's times like these that make me wish I had a vagina.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 10:30PM (Unverified) said

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I remember someone saying that exact thing when some site did an "experiment" with the PS2 REZ Trance Vibration Pak.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 2:20AM (Unverified) said

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hahahahah me too...
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 9:17PM CJLopez said

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download it a while ago, now gotta get a chick willing to test it. I just got the girl for the job.

I'll let you know the result of the experiment, even maybe upload a video, xDDDDDDD

[/saracsm]

Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 10:16PM Mr Khan said

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I believe it is most appropriate to pull a quote from Pokemon Gold and Silver for this

Red:....
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 11:09PM (Unverified) said

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32 player online for this game = 32 guys sitting around their Wiis, each one hoping that the other 31 people are female.

Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:47AM lobotomies4free said

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you mean wishing
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:55AM (Unverified) said

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No, hoping is more accurate.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:21PM (Unverified) said

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What the ****?! What is this crap!?

Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 11:34PM (Unverified) said

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the online multiplayer comment was just hilarious

Posted: Jun 22nd 2008 11:51PM (Unverified) said

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I've been wondering how long it'd take the homebrew scene to put out something useful on the Wii; good job guys!

Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:13AM samfish said

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The only thing it's missing is Peach or Samus instructing the girl and giving helpful hints on screen.

Samus Sez: "Remember, for maximum enjoyment, use low speeds on the clitoris and high speeds for deep insertion!"

Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:46AM lobotomies4free said

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just when we thought we'd be bored with the system this summer....

Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 1:44AM (Unverified) said

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This is great, since most people who hack their wii's for homebrew are hot chicks looking to use their wiimote as a vibrator!

Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 3:43AM (Unverified) said

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they should call it "Wii Clit"

Posted: Jun 26th 2008 6:25PM (Unverified) said

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Aahaha you win.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 5:52AM Nigeria said

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I really don't think the rumble is strong enough to stimulate most people.

Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 7:40AM crazypeng1 said

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disgusting, i am disgusted, EWW.

Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 6:51PM (Unverified) said

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Is there anyway of reporting the idiot who wrote this article, this is not something that should ever have been allowed to be posted. This article disgusts me. I have viewed this website for 2 years now and never once have I been so appaled by the literature I've read today. What a distasteful piece of work.

Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 7:00PM (Unverified) said

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Your a baby. Sex is a part of life (well obviously not yours) Deal with it.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 7:07PM (Unverified) said

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Its not about if its a part of life, that comment is just ignorant. Its about if its appropriate in this situation. If I wanna read about smut then I could go to a website full of smut. This is inappropriate for this website. Just because something mentions wii doesn't mean it should be posted on this website. There should be the question, whats the age group of our readers. Do we post these kind of articles typically. Bottom line, this article is inappropriate. This is not the adults only nintendowiifanboy.com. This is nintendowiifanboy.com where readers can be 10 or 80. Think about who reads your articles before you post them.

Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 8:25PM Ninbrendo said

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The children! Won't someone please think about THE CHILDREN?!
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Posted: Jun 24th 2008 11:31AM Jamar said

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I think most of the younger readers (of which I am one) wouldn't mind knowing about this "smut", as you so indelicately call it. And I think it's quite appropriate- it's a first for the Wii, why shouldn't it be reported on?
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Posted: Jun 25th 2008 1:47PM (Unverified) said

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I agree with Jamar. Daniel is a little bitch.
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Posted: Jun 24th 2008 3:36AM (Unverified) said

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nice way to shed the "Nintendo is just for kids" attitude.

Posted: Jun 26th 2008 6:45PM (Unverified) said

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Team Dwiildo, bwahaha XD

Does this make them the Johnny Lee of sex toys?

Posted: Jun 30th 2008 9:08AM (Unverified) said

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Daniel's comment is simply silly. Just because you're uncomfortable with sexuality does not render this story as "smut". It's masturbation. Get over it. It's the most natural thing in the world. It's not this is Wii Rape. Do not project your own insecurities and uneasiness towards this topic as the writer doing a bad job.

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