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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:04PM (Unverified) said

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He's balding of course!
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:04PM Rajko said

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Pretty obvious he is angry because CnC controls blow on the console.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:07PM (Unverified) said

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He's probably angry that the only work he can seem to get is in C&C games.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:07PM (Unverified) said

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He's balding, so now he has to shave his head forever.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:16PM Da Michelin Man said

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I'm not an expert or anything, but it looks like the barber took a little too much off the top. You look like you could see your reflection in that dome.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:08PM (Unverified) said

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He's mad because he is balding
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:08PM Trogd0r said

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He's pissed because his Bosley prescription didn't work.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:08PM (Unverified) said

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Probably hasn't had a good poop in a while, always makes me a little angry too.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:13PM (Unverified) said

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"Red Alert! My Xbox just Red Ringed!"
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:19PM (Unverified) said

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Damn this world for giving me such disproportioned head and hands! You will all feel my wrath!
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:15PM TheAnti said

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His Hair Club for Men shipment got lost in the mail
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:16PM Outrager said

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Has to be the bald head.
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Posted: Jun 24th 2008 6:10PM puckvirus said

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He is angry because his mom refused to let him breast feed when he was a baby.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:17PM (Unverified) said

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He is suffering from a wicked tiberium hangover.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:18PM (Unverified) said

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Someone told him the price of a hair transplant.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:19PM happ said

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The only thing on TV is reality shows.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 5:58PM (Unverified) said

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He is mad that his mullet has gone back so far all of the hair slid down to his back.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:21PM jhermit said

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urinary tract infection
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:56PM (Unverified) said

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He has hemroids.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:24PM StevenM said

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hes going bald and cant find any rogaine
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:24PM philipjfryrish said

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He's angry because his bald head coupled with the gaotee make him look like a pederast.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:25PM (Unverified) said

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he is mad bc hes going bald
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:26PM (Unverified) said

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With current gas prices, he's had to scrap production on flame tanks and start driving a Prius.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:27PM deejaymoogz said

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No matter how hard he tries, he still can't find the love of his life.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:29PM (Unverified) said

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Hes mad because gas prices keep going up.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:30PM IcedEagle said

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He's angry because someone kicked him in the shins and put it on youtube. :'-(
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:31PM (Unverified) said

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i bet it's cause the bengals lost :(
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:34PM Dirty said

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He is pissed because the props they gave him were so cheap.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:34PM (Unverified) said

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His dad left him and his mom when he was little
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:35PM Im No Hero said

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He's mad because he thinks that you may not pick me as the winner.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:38PM worldpattern said

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He just found out he's the final Cylon.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:37PM (Unverified) said

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No idea
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:38PM SavageGrampa said

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He's furious because his Android GPhone is delayed until Q4 2008!
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:40PM Gnarster said

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Constipation.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:40PM Softserve said

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Razor prices have doubled in the past 5 years.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:40PM (Unverified) said

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He's mad because he sucks at acting:(
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:40PM Sc4rfac3 said

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He is mad because he once had very long hair until one of his friends gave him a reverse mohawk. He had to get all of his hair cut off and it never grew back.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 1:06PM (Unverified) said

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He's angry at the camera angles on the game.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:42PM (Unverified) said

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He is angry because someone stole his panda bear....I would be mad to if you stole my panda...
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:43PM rexkwondochamp said

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He's mad because he keeps getting mistaken for Mr. Clean.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 1:04PM (Unverified) said

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It has to be because he got swirlies every day in high school because of his bald head.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:46PM NobleArc said

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He's ticked off because he has to keep coming back from the dead every other game, and that has to be painful and expensive.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:48PM Zedix said

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He proposed to Tanya and she said no :(
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:49PM Gronar said

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You'd be pissed too if your underwear was as tight as Cane's!
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:52PM (Unverified) said

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Because his hand is tiny.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:52PM Khane said

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Gingivitis.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 12:59PM Puercoperro said

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He's mad because his enzyte didn't work as well as Bob's
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 1:01PM bigC24 said

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His local burger king stopped serving whoppers.

(If those commercials were any indication of how people react....)
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 1:02PM nestechs said

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he's mad because his head weighs too much
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2008 2:55PM StampedinBadger said

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They made his head look too big.
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