We were quick to chuckle into our sleeves at Don King Presents Prizefighter, especially when the overwhelmingly mediocre reviews started rolling in. But that was before we read his Wikipedia entry, which says that he shot a man who was robbing a gambling house he owned and beat an employee, who owed him $600, to death. So you'll understand when we're coming from when we tell you that there's a demo for Don King's game on Xbox Live and it's freaking amazing.
As we sat there with our mouths agape enjoying the splendor of the demo, we kept wondering "Is it even possible a game this magnificent was designed and programmed by just one man?" ... Not that we'd ever doubt you, Mr. King. Ever. Hey, what are you doing with that bat?
Reader Comments (16)
Posted: Jun 24th 2008 5:01PM (Unverified) said
My new game is the epitome of pugilistic performance. It combines the ferocity of two, effervescent ferrets with the combustibility of a bejeweled hot air balloon! The story is an epic tale of one boxer from the dank and dirtified streets of Brooklyn, fighting for the keys to the kingdom... The Don Kingdom!
Thats all I got.
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Thats all I got.
Posted: Jun 24th 2008 5:26PM (Unverified) said
"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
-Iron Mike
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-Iron Mike
Posted: Jun 24th 2008 5:33PM Burritoclock said
The greatest Don King moment was the scene in the movie about him where someone sees him wash his hands, piss, and then go to leave, the guy calls him out on not washing his hands and Don King says "I wash my hands BEFORE I touch this dick!" great line, use it all the time.
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Posted: Jun 24th 2008 6:44PM (Unverified) said
Two guys, one from the Army, one from the Air Force are pissing. They finish up and the army guy goes to wash his hands, while the air force guy starts to walk out. The army guy says "In the Army they teach us to wash our hands after we do a piss" to which the air force guy replies "In the Air Force they teach us not to piss on our hands".
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Posted: Jun 24th 2008 6:47PM (Unverified) said
Two guys, one from the Army, one from the Air Force are pissing. They finish up and the army guy goes to wash his hands, while the air force guy starts to walk out. The army guy says "In the Army they teach us to wash our hands after we do a piss" to which the air force guy replies "In the Air Force they teach us not to piss on our hands".
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Posted: Jun 24th 2008 8:44PM (Unverified) said
it was funnier the first time ... work on your delivery.
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Posted: Jun 24th 2008 6:14PM Ubiquitous Oxymoron said
spend much time hanging around in toilets?
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Posted: Jun 25th 2008 11:36AM (Unverified) said
I'm at a loss understanding how MS could allow a game rotating around a corrupt, crooked, lying, cheating, stealing criminal like Don King.
Oh yeah - I forgot... $$$! THAT be the answer!
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Oh yeah - I forgot... $$$! THAT be the answer!
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