Fanswag: Win Battlefield: Bad Company

by Richard Mitchell on Jun 24th 2008 12:00PM

And the Fanswag train just keeps a'rollin'! Today we have two copies of Battlefield: Bad Company to give away. You may have heard that Bad Company is landing some very decent review scores, and now you can nab a copy for free. What are we asking of you, dear readers, so that you might secure one of our two copies? Why, hardly anything at all! The only thing you have to do is this:

Bad Company is a game with a sense of humor. Leave a comment on this post that's funny. Don't be afraid to steal a joke. Comedians steal all the time!
Only one comment per person will be accepted. Posters of multiple comments will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until 6:00PM Eastern time today, June 24, 2008. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
Later today, we'll pick 2 winners via a random drawing
Two grand prize winners will each receive a copy of Battlefield: Bad Company, worth $60 each.
Complete giveaway rules can be found here

Tags: bad-company, battlefield, battlefield-bad-company, dice, ea, electronic-arts, fanswag

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My wife can be "Bad Company" when she is in the passenger seat......Queen of the Backseat Drivers!

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
From the late and great George Carlin he will be missed

You can lead a horse to water... but he won't go in without a snorkle

First!!!!!1 LOLOLOLOLOL

Corndogs Jackie! ......Corndogs!

You know Mike Tyson used to beat his wife.... but thats not funny.... mehehehehehe

a youtube comment I found funny.

I really hate gay ppl!!(I don't care if this is a racist comment)

It's a Family Guy quote. You have to be in the "know"!

thanks from the sxephil show

and

Knock Knock
Who there
no one

Should I still be stacking? ROFL.

Why does tigger stink?

He's always playing w/ pooh!!!

Why bother with a joke when everyone can just laugh at each other? C'mon everyone it isn't hard set aside your hatred and prejedices and just laugh at each other.

I think that's just a wife thing. my wife is a back seat driver... even when she's in the front of a canoe.

BEST CHAT UP LINE!

"your in luck..... ive decided to go ugly early!

So a horse and John Kerry walk into a bar. The horse says, "Why the long face?"

Ba-dum-chhh!

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Funny comment is funny.

How much for that M16 in the Window...

escalators can never break, they can only become stairs. - Mitch Hedberg

"I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to. Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit." - Mitch Hedberg

Those piles of gold bars in all the Battlefield: Bad Company photos? That's the cash EA plans to make through microtransactions of MS points!

bad company is just as good as no company. though for some strange reason all the beer seems to disappear with both.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

"Yo mamma's got one leg and one arm, they call her Ilean."

:D

Here's a joke:

Women's Rights!

I want to be a surgeon when i grow up... because im really good at washing my hands.

I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it.

Hand grenades aren't funny.

i wanna win!!! ha ha ha!!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.

This kid goes off to college. At first, he does a good job of writing letters home to mom and dad, and he would usually end it with something like "I would really appreciate it if you could send me some money." Over time, his letters get shorter and shorter until one day he writes "no mon, no fun, yo' son." So his dad writes back "too bad, so sad, yo' dad."

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?.....He ate a nine year old weiner!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

That Limbo of the Lost ending video. That thing is funny.

Little Jimmy walks up to the big pirate, Blackbeard. "Gee Mr. Blackbeard," Little Jimmy says. "How'd you get the peg leg?"

"Well," Blackbeard replies. "I was fighting hordes of undead zombie pirates for the treasure of the Spanish Main when one of them chopped it off. Stump still bleeding, I got the treasure, killed ten more pirates and then swung to the ship with my bonny lass."

"Cool!" Little Jimmy responds. "How'd you get the hook for your hand?"

"Well," Blackbeard replies. "I was in the Amazon, when suddenly this huge crocodile comes up and bites me hand off. I start to wrestle it to the ground and eventually subdue it by choking it with me other hand and crushing its skull with me feet."

"Cool!" Little Jimmy responds. "How'd you get the eyepatch?"

"Well," Blackbeard replies. "A seagull pooped in me eye."

"Huh?" Jimmy says, confused.

"Well," Blackbeard explains, "it was the first day with me new hook."

"By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls."
-Peter Griffin

He he...What have a blonde and a computer got in common?

You don't realize how much you miss them until they go down on you!

haha.. no offense to blondes my GF is blonde and VERY nice women.

What's really funny:

My odds of winning this contest.

A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagara tablet."

The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagara worked as a pain pill!"

"It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."

A wet bird doesn't fly at night.

Well I didn't think much of this game until I downloaded the demo and experienced a very decent FPS to go along with the witty commentary, so if I don't win it I will end up buying it for my birthday.

Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one, "I've lost an electron! The 2nd atom replies, "Are you sure?" Says the 1st atom, "I'm positive."

Thank you, I'll be here all night!

Farts are funny.

Two guys walk in to a bar, then the third one ducks...

wakka wakka!

How did those bars become yellow?

I don't know where to start to be funny, so I'm going to try my luck and just comment anyway

Go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

I bought my wife New Kids on the Block tickets. Go ahead....laugh.

You wanna hear something funny??

Woman's rights!!!

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