Go ahead and Google: "Connecticut State Senator Gayle Slossberg." Now, just imagine how different that page is going to look once news spreads that Sen. Slossberg (D) wants confirmation of the rape scene in Grand Theft Auto IV
. The New Haven Advocate
reports that Slossberg admits she's never played GTA IV
and still needs to confirm the "rumored" rape scene. Apparently, that's not going to stop her from being afraid of the game corrupting children, thus prompting her to introduce legislation requiring better warning labels.
We're not going out on a limb and saying there isn't a rape scene buried under all that code -- remember what happened last time
? But Slossberg does have a serious problem. She seems a bit confused as to what to put on these warning labels, telling the newspaper: "I mean what would it say? 'This game will make you a sociopath'?"
Best of luck, Sen. Slossberg! A Google search of your name will never be the same again.