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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:06PM (Unverified) said

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Fu Manchu!
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 2:26PM (Unverified) said

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Definitely the Fu Man Chu!
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 10:04PM (Unverified) said

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confucious ftw haha
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:08PM (Unverified) said

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he needs to sport a Hard Core gotee
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:09PM (Unverified) said

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The goat
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:09PM puckvirus said

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locust sniper - you love to pwn him!
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:09PM Glitch W said

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I wana see a santa beard
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:11PM (Unverified) said

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I agree a gotee...........
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:12PM (Unverified) said

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For sure he needs to sport the handlebar mustache!
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:13PM ReekinHavok said

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UNI-BROW
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:14PM (Unverified) said

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Handlebar mustache, of course.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:21PM (Unverified) said

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Four words...

Nose hair, long, braided
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:15PM (Unverified) said

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I'm thinking a full grown beard would be pretty interesting...
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:15PM (Unverified) said

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Handlebar mustache (plus a mullet)
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:19PM (Unverified) said

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I have to go with the full grizzly adams beard!
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:16PM (Unverified) said

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He needs a gotee
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:18PM Zedix said

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Handlebar mustache, all the way!
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:34PM StampedinBadger said

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Grizzly Adams Beard!
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:34PM (Unverified) said

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I met the guy who plays cole train in person. you know he's the same guy who played terry tate in those hilarious office linebacker commericals?

He's a large man, but totally a cool dood. I would like his action figure please and thank you.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:19PM Demon G Sides said

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Scruffy beard is what I'm sporting... Really scruffy.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:20PM (Unverified) said

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Full Grizzly Beard
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:21PM mernmern said

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Leave the patch and add some intense mutton chops and when I say chops, I dont mean neat trimmed trendy chops... nope, I am talking about giant chops. The type of chops where kittens could get lost. You dig?
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:21PM (Unverified) said

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Fu Manchu. Always a good decision.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:23PM (Unverified) said

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Santa beard.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:22PM (Unverified) said

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This is an easy one:

Grizzly-Adams-Mountain-Man-full-beard all the way!
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:23PM SuperTess said

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I don't like change. Leave him alone.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:23PM (Unverified) said

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Some crazy wicked sideburns that ultimately connect to his soul patch.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:24PM (Unverified) said

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no way man, he needs a mullet like JOE DIRT :)
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:24PM (Unverified) said

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Soul Patch
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:25PM (Unverified) said

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A HUGE beard... like ridiculously huge. Kind of like the beard of a vagrant that hasn't shaved or showered in over 10 years. I would like there to bits of corn and dried vomit intertwined within the jungle of hair on his chin.

Dare to dream, people... dare to dream.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:25PM (Unverified) said

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he needs to go all ZZ-Top and braid it.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:25PM (Unverified) said

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Porkchop side burns
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:26PM (Unverified) said

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Waxed up handlebar mustache...
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:26PM Trogd0r said

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Amish beard, cheeks clean, neck hairy.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:28PM Dirty said

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The Uni-bomber look.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:29PM Outinthedark said

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Big giant sideburns...kick it 1960 style..!
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:30PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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MUTTON CHAWPS!
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:32PM (Unverified) said

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Some sweet side burns.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:31PM (Unverified) said

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Clearly, he would look awesome with any facial hair, but I imagine hed look pretty badass rockin the fullout ZZ Top Beard

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/72/039_31619~ZZ-Top-Posters.jpg
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:32PM (Unverified) said

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I think Marcus would look good with some old-fashioned Mutton Chops.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:33PM (Unverified) said

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some Lincoln chops... yeah.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:33PM (Unverified) said

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Definately a think, bushy beard
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:33PM (Unverified) said

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Fu Man Chu
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:34PM (Unverified) said

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Full CHOPS!!
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 1:09PM (Unverified) said

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Chin beard and a skullet.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:34PM MichaelC said

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5 o' clock shadow.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:34PM bigC24 said

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Definitely the handle bar mustache, mixed with a little bit of mutton chops.
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:34PM (Unverified) said

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I'm a fan of the chin strap aka the abe lincoln

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinstrap_beard
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:35PM (Unverified) said

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DREADLOCKS!!!! (ramen noodle style hair also accepted)
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Posted: Jun 26th 2008 12:34PM (Unverified) said

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Wicked Elvis sideburns. Sweet.
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