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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 7:34PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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.....lol what? I don't think that soldier is fit for combat if one smoke automatically kills him. And yeah it's like they just took a level from Halo and changed it up a bit.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 7:36PM Peter Moore said

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I just saw this on the teevees last night. Heh...
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 7:37PM Peter Moore said

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You know what... I think you should smoke.

(It kills people instantly, like in this ad, right?)
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 7:38PM Vcize said

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This is an old commercial, I never realized it was only shown here in Florida though. Really though, the production qualities are quite good, especially if it's not even a national ad.

Yes, it's looks like Halo and yes, that's obviously on purpose.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 7:40PM Vcize said

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And yes, compared to most advertisements, it's actually quite clever as well.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 11:12PM (Unverified) said

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I gotta agree with you on all count my fellow Gator. Funny this story is on Joystiq today as the commercial ran like 8 times during my viewing of Ace Ventura on the Cartoon Network. I mentioned to my video game making brother how the production values for it look quite good for just a state tobacco free ad.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2008 7:19AM (Unverified) said

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The sound effects are "beep beep", "pew pew" and "woooosh". This was obviously made with the 17-34 demographic in mind.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 7:42PM LaughingTarget said

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That was a slim. What killed him was his masculinity quickly vacating his body.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2008 8:24AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Clowing up your own base has never been so much fun.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 7:43PM Obienator said

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Wow, did this guy get is 3 strikes in a single post or what?
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 7:44PM (Unverified) said

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I'd play that game.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 7:46PM Obienator said

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Is that the first level of "Yes We Cannon?" ;)
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 7:51PM RebelWithACause said

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You know what.. I think you should visit this website.

It might help you before you embarrass yourself in front of teh interwebz.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:15PM Peter Moore said

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Sarcasm tends to be more effective when it's actually witty.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:17PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah...cause it's easy to distinguish sarcasm in text.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:18PM (Unverified) said

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Okay so not the best example...since the sarcasm is obvious there..but you know what I mean.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:19PM WiredKnight said

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So.......Joe Camel = God mode?
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:23PM Obienator said

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You already did! -1 for pointing out your own fail.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:24PM (Unverified) said

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Its ok to kill but not ok to smoke.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:53PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, because you'll live longer in the middle of the warzone.

Besides, Solid Snake already taught us that smoking improves aim and lets us see the infrared beams. So it's too late... light 'em up kids!
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:15PM (Unverified) said

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Bu…but Mc Hamster says is okay to smoke and burn yourself with the cigarette.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 10:56PM south said

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twas robots, so no killing done
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Posted: Jun 30th 2008 5:39AM (Unverified) said

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Some robots have souls man.

No Disassemble.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:33PM (Unverified) said

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I dunno, it looks more like Republic Commando to me. Witness the robotic enemies and the rapid-fire laser rifle.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2008 2:10AM Some Guy said

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yeah, thats what i thought too, especially considering the robot enemies/setting.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:35PM RebelWithACause said

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Thank you Jim Halpert not only do you have the best user name, but you also have a sense of humor.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:41PM (Unverified) said

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So, it's based off of Halo, which is rated "M" for 17+, in order to bring in the much desired 11-17 demographic? Yeah, no way this could possibly backfire.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:03PM Jacksons said

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Haha, I noticed that too.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:26PM (Unverified) said

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There's no living things dying, so it's either rated T, or it's a German game.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2008 1:40AM (Unverified) said

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And yet it seems like no day passes where someone doesn't complain about all the 12-year olds online in Halo 3.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:47PM Ozzy said

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i know im being picky but, isn't he wearing a helmet? if so, how does he put the cigarette in his mouth?
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:52PM The Last Metroid said

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The same way Bender smokes a cigar underwater.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:55PM Ozzy said

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okay now that makes perfect sense!

futurama refernece +1
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:07PM DWells55 said

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Hahaha, from the episode with the "Lost City of Atlanta." Always good to see fellow Futurama fans, that episode was on a couple nights ago.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:49PM HumanNature said

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and mgs games taught me cigs can help you sneak into military buildings
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:52PM (Unverified) said

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Would anybody seriously stop smoking because of this? At least do it properly and scare them with impotency.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:54PM (Unverified) said

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Although its a YouTube vid (read: compressed as hell), that game looks a helluva lot better than an helluva lotta FPS games released in the past few years. I'd totally play that.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:18PM (Unverified) said

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Me too but the first thing I would do in the game would be taking the cigarettes out of my inventory.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:56PM (Unverified) said

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It's not the cigarette that killed him. He died because he had to play the Halo 2 campaign.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:57PM falcomadol said

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Odd that they would choose to copy an M rated game franchise to appeal to an 11-17 demographic.

And only girls smoke. Seriously, if you're a guy, man up and quit, you Nancy boy.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 8:59PM anoffday said

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I think you should keep posting so your words fade out more and more. Maybe eventually you will.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:00PM Peter Moore said

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Saying "FIRST!!1" is humor? Perhaps in the same way Epic Movie is a parody movie. You're doing the same exact thing you're allegedly making fun of except a bit more exaggerated.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY. I'd go as far as saying it's more annoying than the genuine "first"-ies, as you think you're the fucking bees knees and your wit is unsurpassed.

You're just some fucking random nobody on the internet who's bad at making a joke and can't seem to accept that fact.

You're not just an annoying and unfunny person anymore, no, you're now an annoying and unfunny douche.

Welcome to the fucking internet.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:00PM anoffday said

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Am I the only one who is upset that this is not a real game? It looks ten times better than half of the real games that we actually have. Kinda sad, really.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:06PM Peter Moore said

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I know, right?

Like all the lasers and explosions and the generic desert-base area.

Oh! And the flashing text that says "LEVEL COMPLETE" and the weird beeping noise.

Yeah, ten times better than half of all games EVER.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:27PM anoffday said

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I realize your being a sarcastic ass for some internet laughs right now, but you know I'm right.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 10:56PM Peter Moore said

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If I knew you were right, I would've AGREED with you.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:04PM (Unverified) said

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Well it is still better than Haze.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:07PM DWells55 said

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Oh snap!
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:11PM (Unverified) said

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you win.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2008 9:33PM AbsoluteZero said

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Made my day
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