X3F wishes all Canadians a Happy Canada Day!

by Xav de Matos on Jul 1st 2008 10:30AM

As Canadians brave raging winter storms, fight for electricity and battle it out for the opportunity to club the last National baby seal, the country turned another year older today. The team at X3F would like to wish all our loyal Canadian readers a happy and safe Canada Day. We'd recommend that you be safe while you ignite the largest fireworks allowed by law but let's face it, losing an arm is half the fun.

Also note that all of the Canadian-based jokes in this post were written by the only Canadian on staff. Just thought we'd mention it, even though we know that you know it's all out of love! Happy 141st Birthday Canada.

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Reader Comments (15)

America is Canada's pants

Don't you mean hat? I would think Mexico would be our pants.

no Canada is above america therefore america is canada's pants

Right. People only go to Canada for cheap porn and to drink before their 21.

You're the hat.

Canada is America's jock strap :o Oh no I didn't!

Ahhhhh! Isn't Canada so cute! It's all growed up now. Maybe one day they will be as good as us Americans. I kid, I kid.

America is lucky to have such a good neighbor.
Happy Canada Day, Canada!

Stay safe and have fun my fellow Canucks! :)

Canada Day? Is that the day Canadians celebrate being so close to The United States of America? ;)

You know, in honor of Canada Day, I think you guys should repeal the handgun registration and ownership laws. You folks deserve the right to self defense. w00t!

self defence from what mate ? heck the Canadian city I live in, the only thing we have to worry about are American's from Detroit :P .we really dont need to protect each other from each other.

Sir, I'm sorry that you have been brainwashed into believing that. ;) Enjoy what freedoms you have been allowed, for they may not be so free for long. :D